Here’s mine: hitch the next Kansas tornado back to Oz, find that presumptuous twee wizard in his silly little suit, and demand that bitch take back the hearts and brains he’s been handing out to inanimate objects over the years. Because while his playing God may have worked out well for a scarecrow and a tin man, it turned suddenly self-aware guns into fucking roving gangs of psychopaths that need to be stopped. By laws. Decreeing they stop.
Which I guess kind of makes the whole “going back to Oz” thing superfluous. But, you know. It’s the thought that counts.
So. Do you have plan?
(h/t Guido)
Somehow that video background evokes a memory.
proggtards
Gunskill people. Stop them. Demand a planLet’s hope that one goes viral!
Gun control kills people. Stop them. Demand a plan.
My plan is to repeat the same sentence over and over and over again just like these tools:
“The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.”
Guns don’t kill people. Dads with pretty daughters do.
Dad said no one would know about that.
I’ve got 2 pretty daughters. I foresee lots of missing teenage boys in the years ahead…
The bureaucrats were created by man.
They evolved.
They rebelled.
There are many copies.
And they have a plan.
Be careful about the sort of “plan” you demand, lovely other-people’s-word-readers. Like wishes from a djinn, government plans seldom work to the advantage of the wisher.
good allan
Barack Obama: “I Am Not a Dick” (Video)
Since when have these knuckleheads ever had a plan, anyway? I mean, these are people who can’t make a film under budget. The most successful among them hire stylists and chefs, because they can barely feed or clothe themselves on their own.
Seriously, these people think a “plan” is something you make at the last minute as you’re breaking your commitment to whatever poor slob thought he had reserved your attention at that hour. You know, because he had a “plan” to eat or drink or speak with you.
I realize they’re just doing their job, by standing in front of a camera and reading somebody else’s words and pretending they really mean it. But couldn’t their agents have told them to hold out for better material?
Et tu Rich Eisen?
I suppose with guns outlawed only NFL players will have enough arms to commit crimes. Has his network thought this out?
If self-righteousness was a commodity they’d just about have the market cornered. Unfortunately, 10% of their smugness won’t pay their agents’ rent.
“Jedi Mind Melds” Tasty.
We must demand a plan to stop people from killing guns.
enuffers!
oh hey check out the movie poster from that jeremy renner faggot’s new movie
it bombed but that’s just cause nobody wanted to see it is all
If you did away with cocaine at least 50% of all movies would never get made.
revenge is sweeter than nose candy mr. moe
i know cause of i read it on a jeremy renner movie poster
My plan to address violence in “gun-free zones” is to make sure that anyone who demands that others surrender their guns when entering a place provides armed security to defend those whom they have just disarmed. This is the only reason why disarming people at courthouses is acceptable; the Sheriff’s department provides that defense.
At schools, the administrators and teachers who have CCW permits should be allowed to carry. It is not necessary that every school have armed security, just that a potential mass murderer know that any school may have one or more armed defenders.
And no, this plan will not prevent all shootings at schools. But it will greatly reduce them, and reduce the body counts of a lot of what would otherwise mass shootings, making them into non-mass shootings.
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The Left has to have a Plan to eliminate any perceived social ill, because they believe that human nature is infinitely malleable, provided that the “right people” are in charge.
And when, time and again, their Plans turn out to produce horrible results, it never occurs to them that “Doing nothing” is
notan option, and is clearly a better option than doing something bad.They still believe they can make people…better. I do not hold to that.
I aim to misbehave.
I have a plan when it comes to bad people with guns doing bad things…I will shoot back.
I know, I know, my plan is a bit simplistic, but, then again, I’m a simple person.
Popular Standard Shotgun Could Be Banned Under Proposed Bill
March 1, 2013 8:48 PM
DENVER (CBS4) – A popular hunting shotgun could be banned under one of the bills moving through the state Capitol.
“You don’t need 3
0rounds.”If you did away with cocaine at least 50% of all movies would never get made.
Eh. I dunno. If you eliminated the drugs, and the entertainment industry’s nepotism, in a few years they may start making movies worth watching.
And music worth listening to.
Gads, is there anything both deadlier and more pitifully annoying than an *earnestly stupid liberal*?