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Scenes from my driveway, continued x 57

Deadbeat neighbor:  “Is Thai food really spicy?”

Me: “Depends.  Can be.  Why?”

Deadbeat neighbor:  “Because I’m thinking about trying Thai food for lunch, but I’m not sure my stomach can handle it.  Went a little too hard on the tequila last night…”

Me: “Uh huh.  Is that why you’re wearing the nipple clamps?”

Deadbeat neighbor:  “Well, that was gonna be my second question:  any idea how to get these goddamn things unfastened?  Because when I tried earlier I came pretty close to ripping the tip of my left nubby clean off.”

17 Replies to “Scenes from my driveway, continued x 57”

  1. Lloyd says:

    Ya know Jeff, I’m beginning to suspect that you don’t have a neighbor. I’m thinking that you’re just talking about yourself and using this supposed deadbeat neighbor to throw us off the track. Huh?

  2. The Sanity Inspector says:

    Why not leave ‘em on?  Makes it easier to type, that way.

    sdfg kl;’

  3. ArizonaTeach says:

    I named the clamp on the left “Salt” and the one on the right “Pepa”.

  4. JWebb says:

    Jeff: Cats with multiple nipple clamps post. Please.

  5. Cats?  No.  Armadillos!

  6. Goy Girl says:

    Heh.  “Nubby.”

  7. Matt Moore says:

    Heh, a post-post change that I agree with. Nubby is much better that titty.

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