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BINGO
Well then, nevermind.
I have a steak on the BBQ, but that shouldn’t…oh nevermind.
Pretty thin gruel in this post, but what the hell. It’s free, right ? So … please, sir, I want some more.
You say that like your readers actually know what we want. Damn.
We look to you to know what we want. Most of the time, we don’t even know what we want before we want more of it. If whatever it was we didn’t know we wanted before we wanted more of it were quantifiable, we would all be reading IMAO, not you.
See?
I want a regular sex life. But not with you. So you can’t help me out anyways.
Joe, I could live my entire life and never hear that again. Ever.
I want it all.
I want it all.
I want it all, and I want it now.
Ambrose Bierce defined ‘enough’ as: “All there is in the world if you like it.” Then he disappeared into Mexico, cackling, cackling.
Have I left you wanting Moore?
To quote a very dorky ‘90s song:
“I don’t want the world/
I just want your half.”
JWebb is the voice of reason.