Just shelled out $63.57 on eBay for the red, white, and blue cotton bandana Charlie Daniels used to mop the flop sweat from his brow during the first ever Sean Hannity Freedom Concert.
I’m also the current high bidder for Leanne Rimes’ empty Dasani bottle, so, y’know—keep your fingers crossed.
Only 16 hours left!
Half-hearted is right, you cheap bastard. A real conservative would’ve held out for Reba MacIntire and a Supreme Court justice.
Hmmmm.
On the other hand I just signed up for Napster and I’m having an interesting time listening to all the comedy tracks.
What? You want on-topic posts from *me*?
What’s the topic?
if it makes you feel any better i just won a brass eagle door knocker. the husband’s out of town and i’m goin’ crazy.
Jeff, I’m glad you rescued that bandanna from that flag-desecratin’ Charlie Daniels!
Only 11 1/2 hours left! Gotten your “You’ve been outbid” Ebay email notification yet, sucker?
You’ll never win anything on eBay if you bid early. The trick is to “snipe” – bid at the last second.
LIBERAL CHEATER!
For some reason Jeff, I have a feeling that it won’t be enough to get back into the club. If you’re really serious, you’ll have to lay off of Hannity for awhile, and maybe say a couple of nice things about Rush.