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SOTU open thread

I won’t be watching. Because I have my dignity. And that trumps having a political blog.

Besides, who doesn’t know in advance what Obama is going to say?

But knock yourselves out.

168 Replies to “SOTU open thread”

  1. Jeff G. says:

    I got $50 says Obama’s people are trying to reach Dorner right now to ask him to hold off on doing shit until after the President is finished serving up his bullshit.

  2. happyfeet says:

    I just hate the part where food stamp walks into the room and everybody stands up like he’s some kind of big fucking deal

  3. sdferr says:

    No chance Barry puts on his big-boy pants to proclaim Dorner a terrorist, then simply drone-fuck him with a Maverick or two, chalking up any collaterals as great American heroes who died for the greater good? Ah, well. More widely seen Facsist-TV will just have to await another salient.

  4. McGehee says:

    By not watching, I get to pretend that when the little god-king enters, everyone in the House chambers stands up, turns around, drops trou and moons him.

  5. William says:

    “The future: You won’t be able to afford it, but, trust me, it’ll be wonderful.”

    Then half the lights go out.

    *fingers crossed*

  6. cranky-d says:

    I’ll be at the local bar, eating chicken wings and drinking beer.

  7. serr8d says:

    “Does this mean [Dorner] won’t be sitting next to Michelle at the SOTU?”

    Sounds like a meme coming, doesn’t it?

  8. geoffb says:

    “Does this mean [Dorner] won’t be sitting next to Michelle at the SOTU?”

    His insane spirit dwells within her always, she however only lets it out in short flashes of temper.

    The best part of the SOTU is not being required to watch it, ….. yet.

  9. newrouter says:

    is that nork thing ready? #occupydc

  10. epador says:

    Here is a reason to watch:

    I want a bigger and newer TV. I am watching with my Glock 21 loaded with BullDog.

  11. newrouter says:

    with the sound turned down i watch orangeman’s face

  12. newrouter says:

    at least orangedude don’t blink like sanfrannan

  13. SBP says:

    China is going “all in on clean energy”?
    http://www.energy.eu/stats/energy-coal-consumption.html

    You lie.

  14. Darleen says:

    I can’t bring myself to watch … so I just helped the 10 year olds with their homework.

  15. SBP says:

    Proposes a “fake jobs for the unions first” program.

  16. serr8d says:

    Lying liar just said he wants to ‘cut red tape’. I’m surprised the lightnings didn’t strike.

  17. Danger says:

    I may tune in to see Rubio. If he uses the word charade or fraud irt anything Obama has done or says I’ll marry him…
    in Massachusetts…
    on Valentines day.

  18. Darleen says:

    oh crap, I’m not watching but just saw someone tweet that King Barry wants to tax oil & gas more?

    Um … regular gas at my local station was $4.15/gal when I drove home tonight.

  19. Darleen says:

    Danger

    I’ll be your matron of honor :-)

  20. BT says:

    I have a vision of one day this will be a nation of 3D printer operators. and the only people making money are the specialized “ink” companies.

    Which indirectly solves the education problem.

  21. Darleen says:

    I’m kind of getting the gist of SOTU from twitter

    did Obama really say “shovel ready” again?

    Good lord, if this was a drinking game …

  22. palaeomerus says:

    “McGehee says February 12, 2013 at 4:40 pm
    By not watching, I get to pretend that when the little god-king enters, everyone in the House chambers stands up, turns around, drops trou and moons him.”

    Obama would take that as a sign that America needs and desires more rumpin’ and rogerin’.

  23. steph says:

    So far, my rebuttal goes like this:
    Fuck you!
    Fuck you you fucking fucker!
    Goddamn your face you piece of shit motherfucker fucker!
    Son of a cock-knocker you fucking son of a bitch motherfucking fucker.
    Afforda-fuck-ability you fuck.
    Most bang for your bang.
    Grow the mddle class?
    Grow the wealth class you motherfucker.

    Readers Digest Condensed Version: Damn your eyes, fucker.

    And God Bless Amerika.

  24. palaeomerus says:

    Obama: ” you can’t fight cliches and lies and if you try you’re racists.”

    Republicans : ” Maybe if we hit out base in the face harder and more often we’ll finally get somewhere. Hey you crazy stupid old creepy Jesus base! C’mere! I got something for ya! ”

    Press: ” I don’t know what just happened but I’m gonna clap and clap and clap because I’m not racist. “

  25. steph says:

    I propose we change SOTU to STFUYMF!

  26. palaeomerus says:

    Bush Car -> 2001 Impala with 220 HP engine.
    Obama Car -> 2013 Baseline Hyundai Elantra 148HP, eco-mode, and auto transmission.

    Gonna get me a plastic pedal-wagon that I can borrow from the community eventually. And a 28 hour work week where I’m a temp with government health benefits.

    Forward!

  27. steph says:

    Do more to encourage fatherhood?
    How about husbandhood?

  28. BT says:

    Boehner looks like he is holding in a fart.

  29. palaeomerus says:

    And that’s pretty much the best case scenario.

  30. steph says:

    POTUS: I killed Osama.

  31. SBP says:

    Plans to declare victory and go home in Afghanistan.

  32. Darleen says:

    Really? Minimum wage at $9?

    Hey, everyone, when was the last time you saw an actual teenager in a fast food restaurant?

  33. newrouter says:

    what’s joey hairplugs doing?

  34. palaeomerus says:

    Great. With a minimum wage at $9 bread will go up again until $9 is about like $7.50 used to be. Because that’s how that shit works. Except there will be fewer minimum wage jobs for a while. And fewer low wage jobs that were NEVER fixed at minimum wage in the first place.

    Thought France was dumb? Live the fail.

  35. happyfeet says:

    ok food stamp is talking about how useless our troops are going forward

  36. happyfeet says:

    ok

    now he’s talking out of his ass about how transparent his supremely fascist administration is

  37. newrouter says:

    hairplug is looking at sumting. maybe the menu?

  38. palaeomerus says:

    Chris Kyle had me feeling good today. I got to see the cars coming in from Dallas. Quite a few of them. That’s all in the toilet now. Great speech asshole.

  39. happyfeet says:

    america can’t do dick about nonproliferation because she’s a weak-ass brokedick pussy country says food stamp

  40. newrouter says:

    i’ll destroy you – baracky

    oh noes i have the sound off

  41. BT says:

    Obama takes over the internet

  42. steph says:

    BREAKING NEWS: Moochelle Bangs-a Rama just took best in show at Westminster.

  43. happyfeet says:

    now he’s talking about how Robert Menendez lurvs him some young stuff

    just a tangent there now he’s talking about the evil hackers of doom

  44. BT says:

    Boehner took a slug of straight vodka

  45. happyfeet says:

    something about how he’s gonna let us keep $1 a day

  46. sdferr says:

    Ovie brings it home. Sweet.

  47. 1. Four years of on the job training and this is what we get?

    2. For the fifth time Obama has said the state of the union is strong. If that’s true, why the need for fundamental transformation?

    3. I’m still looking for a YouTube clip of Fred Gwynne in My Cousin Vinny saying, “Are you on drugs?”

  48. newrouter says:

    who’s the old white guy to baracky’s right new republic?

  49. happyfeet says:

    he’s talking big choom choom talk now cause of how our brokedick country has limitless resources and et cetera

    I’ve never been so goddamn proud to be a citizen of a failed fascist state

  50. newrouter says:

    i like clapping seals

  51. Pellegri says:

    i just had a wonderful sandwich

    i am keeping it down by ignoring the TV

  52. steph says:

    The power of hope in Burma!

    The Power of hope.
    Hope Power. Tiger Beat.Hey
    where’s Bobby Sherman?

  53. Pablo says:

    Hey, Justified is on! Woohoo!

  54. newrouter says:

    stupid fat ass chick gets applause

  55. happyfeet says:

    when is food stamp gonna pivot to jobs did i already miss it?

  56. steph says:

    God given right .. here it comes, his support of the 2nd amendment

    OOOPS

  57. Danger says:

    Did Biden make the most of Fat Tuesday before the speach?

  58. palaeomerus says:

    The state of the union is “shut the fuck up and let me run my lab and hoover up your money and opportunities racist”.

  59. newrouter says:

    my allan a diane f close up

  60. Pablo says:

    Boehner looks like he is holding in a fart.

    FIFY.

  61. happyfeet says:

    what the fuck is he talking about people not having the right to vote

    he’s so fucking third world like his drunk-ass daddy

  62. BT says:

    Gun Grab aisle two

  63. steph says:

    What I say here tonight matters little…
    Hmm, where have I heard that before?

  64. Pellegri says:

    oh here’s the gun control pitch

    lmao

  65. newrouter says:

    castro territory

  66. steph says:

    Stolen from OUR lives?

  67. steph says:

    Fig Newtons were her best friends? Wha?

  68. Pellegri says:

    “If you wanna vote no, that’s your choice. But these proposals deserve a vote.”

    MORE THAN A THOUSAND PEOPLE DIED

    DUE TO GUNS

    aaaand here he’s dancing on nadiyah pendleton’s grave

    thank you for that

  69. BT says:

    We seem to have an obesity problem

  70. Pellegri says:

    Chicago! With the most restrictive gun control in the country!

  71. steph says:

    They Deserve a Vote! BARACK 2016!!!

  72. Danger says:

    So Aidya is a poster child for Chicago style gun control.

    The irony meter just exploded.

  73. Pellegri says:

    This “they deserve a vote” stuff is gross. Intensely so.

  74. leigh says:

    I can’t stand it.

  75. happyfeet says:

    wow he can pimp a little girl’s corpse Piers Morgan style when he wants to

    it’s masterful really

    we don’t see enough of this side of food stamp

  76. leigh says:

    Role call of the people with super-ethnic names who couldn’t get in to vote for hours and hours and hours.

    What bullshit.

  77. sdferr says:

    And Brower caps it in overtime. Bingo.

    Is ObaZma doing his demagogue-eyes when he gets on an insane roll?

  78. happyfeet says:

    these people are so fucking ghetto

  79. steph says:

    Usually without fanfare, and always without Nanchu Sanchez, or some lame assed shit.
    Meanwhile, Raylan and Boyd are much more interesting.
    As was Dewey.
    God I miss Dewey.
    I believe his life may have been cut short by bullet woundsssss.

  80. Danger says:

    Anyone seen a transcript and can give us an estimate of how much longer this screed will last?

  81. happyfeet says:

    he just hissed we are citizens

    creepy fucking momo child you just get on with your bad self

  82. sdferr says:

    how much longer. . . ?

    Feature the rest of your life. Well, or not.

  83. Pablo says:

    I wonder what Dickie Bennett is up to these days.

  84. steph says:

    Oh and non sequiter, non sequiter, non sequiter, increasing clouds, possible snow and
    GOD BLESS AMERIKA

  85. newrouter says:

    they be analizing on the blaze i think. i should turn off mute

  86. Unlike most people I thought the trillion dollar coin was brilliant. Make seventeen of them. Give two to China and ask for change back.

  87. happyfeet says:

    so he pivoted away from jobs pretty damn quick I guess

  88. Danger says:

    Would you guys sponsor a wipe the silly grin off Harry Reid’s face, mission?

  89. leigh says:

    This was the exact same speech he’s been giving for the last four years.

    Plus EOs. Plus Amnesty. Plus he wants our guns and he wants them bad.

  90. Slartibartfast says:

    I’d have watched it but I stopped drinking a few months back, and I don’t think not drinking and listening to Obama blame Republicans for everything would go well together.

  91. palaeomerus says:

    The state of the union is SQUIRREL and sinister forces! And hope!

  92. Slartibartfast says:

    I have a hunch jobs are just not worth discussing. Mostly because Barry doesn’t have idea one of how to put more people to work that doesn’t involve spending even more gazillions more dollars than we have.

  93. steph says:

    I think that Dickie is working at a below minimum wage job somewhere in the swamps of Jersey.
    But I’m really unsure about that since I’ve been in a state of gin-soaked non-bliss since 11/7/2012, and truth be told, I can’t make sense of Justified this season (for reasons described above).
    Whwn does Longmire return?
    Oh, and the local news telz me, that tonight’s speech was delivered well, stylistically.

  94. happyfeet says:

    raising the minimum wage will mean he’ll have to pivot back to jobs for sure to try and replace the ones he destroys

    (caveat: this analysis is not accounting for the food stamp multiplier effects)

  95. This was a state of the base’s wish list, not a state of the union.

    Damn sad and depressing.

  96. newrouter says:

    oh look jeb bush

  97. steph says:

    Sequestration.
    Crisis-nation.
    Ball of Confusion.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy_aahkIdEI

  98. happyfeet says:

    i forgot about roobs

  99. steph says:

    BTW, Ball of Confusion was RADICAL! Now it’s the lay of the land

  100. newrouter says:

    karl rove is speaking now

  101. BT says:

    Dickie should not have won that award before Raylan.

  102. newrouter says:

    “work with us” eff you jeb bush jr

  103. newrouter says:

    “a legal immigration policy”? we have one jeb

  104. happyfeet says:

    roobs is talking about the debt now

  105. newrouter says:

    why the eff is the fed gov’t involved in edu jeb?

  106. happyfeet says:

    oh christ he wants a balanced budget amendment

    that’s so lame

  107. newrouter says:

    jeb jr should die in dignity

  108. serr8d says:

    He demanded that America double down on his failed policies. And promised more executive orders, and more money redistributed for correcting climate change. And he wants kids put in Government Preschools earlier, for learning that sweet, sweet left-wing indoctrination. A one-Party State by fiat, and damn the loyal opposition.

    As if there were any real, loyal, opposition anymore.

  109. happyfeet says:

    roobs is a snooze

  110. BT says:

    Balanced budget amendment sounds good to me, with exceptions.

  111. newrouter says:

    good job jeb jr with the water thing

  112. newrouter says:

    no eff u jeb jr eff u to the max

  113. serr8d says:

    Republicans are lacking a strong, Obama-style ‘community organizer’. In this version America, without a charismatic ‘community organizer’ to rally about, we flail. Until we can break the spell of Obama’s charisma, we will flounder, our Republic becoming less recognizable year by year.

  114. serr8d says:

    That was not inspiring.

  115. BT says:

    Republicans are lacking one thing. Competency. Hopefully the young turks will prove me wrong.

  116. newrouter says:

    he’s effing jeb bush clone. stay out of the bushes – shakedown jackson

  117. leigh says:

    Well, I remain unconvinced about Rubio.

    Obama is still a stupid asshole who can’t balance his checkbook.

  118. newrouter says:

    Hopefully the young turks will prove me wrong.

    no rove and the bushes are there to corrupt. eff the rethuglicans

  119. Danger says:

    I’ve seen Rubio in better form but at least I didn’t get the feeling I was being talked down like Oblamo always projects.

  120. BT says:

    Is Granholm drunk?

  121. Danger says:

    “he’s effing jeb bush clone.”

    Gov Jeb or the next hair of the dog republican Jeb?

  122. steph says:

    I just killed everyone I know who makes more than $400k a year.

    Yeah me!

    They were bad people!

    Oh, wait a moment. My 75k job supporting those 400k fucks is gone?

    Shit. Where did I put that resuscitation machine?

  123. newrouter says:

    go rand

  124. Danger says:

    Is anyone broadcasting Rand Paul’s Tea Party kick in the (re)butt(al)?

  125. newrouter says:

    go away all bushes

  126. newrouter says:

    blaze tv

  127. steph says:

    Oh and ARAB SPRING!
    Right on.

    Did I miss that?

    Defeat the c-o-r-e of Al Khadi.

    CORE!

  128. serr8d says:

    Blaze TV? Wha? Is that on DirecTV?

  129. newrouter says:

    ” congress must reassert it’s authority” rand

  130. Danger says:

    Is blaze tv on Directv?

  131. Danger says:

    jinx on serr8d

  132. Danger says:

    I found it on line but it requires a subscription.

  133. serr8d says:

    Nevermind. Roku and a C-note will get me some BlazeTV.

    Or not, as my interest is zeroed already.

  134. steph says:

    Ok, so before I say good night. To recap:

    How is that fair?

    I propose a fix it first program.

    For the children.

    They deserve a vote.

    9 dollars.

    For the children.

    Dow is up.

    Cold is down,

    BANGS!

    That is all

  135. newrouter says:

    On Wednesday, he will announce an agreement with the Dish Network, the first of what his company hopes will be many such deals.

    or subscribe $100/yr

  136. happyfeet says:

    if rand wanted to launch his campaign tonight

    this isn’t gonna cut it

  137. Danger says:

    Thanks for reminding me of the BANGS steph.

    Prolly won’t sleep a wink now.

  138. serr8d says:

    Dish Network is a dead end. Doesn’t compare to DirecTV. I expect their capitulation soonest.

  139. Danger says:

    “or subscribe $100/yr”

    I believe his radio show is on XM/Serius as well.

  140. newrouter says:

    this isn’t gonna cut it

    between mein baracky and jebbush?

  141. Pablo says:

    Blaze TV? Wha? Is that on DirecTV?

    It’s free on Dish Network, and Beck is looking to get it on other carriers. Recently, he’s been pushing for AT&T’s U-verse, which if you have it, you can chime in requesting it here.

  142. newrouter says:

    Dish Network is a dead end.

    well the “american” algore sold to the muslims

  143. Pablo says:

    If you subscribe, you get all the content on demand either online or on Roku.

  144. serr8d says:

    Wanna know the definition of effective community organizing? I just got an email 30 seconds ago from Dishwasherman Shultz wanting me to click over to ‘my democrats dot org / state of the union’, and ‘Stand with our President’. Which means sign a petition and give up five bucks.

  145. eCurmudgeon says:

    Body believed to be fugitive ex-L.A. cop recovered

    So how long before the riots rebellion starts in Los Angeles?

  146. leigh says:

    Reports of crispy Dorner denied by LAPD. The structure is too hot to enter.

  147. happyfeet says:

    Anderson Cooper says it’s hard to find a body in a burned building.

    Anderson Cooper knows shit.

  148. leigh says:

    Medal of Honor recipient declines SOTU invite.

    Heh.

  149. newrouter says:

    andy has skin in this game

  150. ironpacker says:

    Anderson Cooper couldn’t pore piss out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel.

  151. newrouter says:

    Medal of Honor recipient declines SOTU invite.

    said fu to bangs

  152. newrouter says:

    mr. shooter luvs some cnn

  153. Merovign says:

    newrouter:

    A free man chooses, a slave obeys.

  154. John Bradley says:

    “Would you kindly…”

  155. serr8d says:

    Another Republican, playing games with Bammy. Mark Kirk’s there mostly for the cocktail party circuit I’ll warrant.

  156. Car in says:

    I have a hunch jobs are just not worth discussing. Mostly because Barry doesn’t have idea one of how to put more people to work that doesn’t involve spending even more gazillions more dollars than we have.MM.

    Given that he’s never really had a job in the Capitalists sense … one that required results, etc.

    Yea, he has no idea.

  157. sdferr says:

    Tzar ObaZma will be issuing an executive order commanding the Sun to chill. Global Warming, you see, is just that important.

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