Postmodern Chicken Little: “Well, while I wouldn’t say the sky is falling, exactly—it is, after all, that very kind of dangerous literalism that has historically devolved into pernicious, anti-communitarian fundamentalist ideologies of all stripes—I am nevertheless prepared to buy myself a big ass gun, and to stock my bomb shelter with lots of canned corn…”
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update: “Anybody know of a militia that accepts postmodern chickens?”
Don’t forget the can opener! I think that’s an easy planning error to make…
Well, when you have a beak and a sharpening stone…
Hmmm. I don’t know what MOS a “Postmodern Chicken” would be qualified for…but I can ask if we (Illinois Army National Guard) will take ‘em.
I’m afraid he’s too amateurish.
Then would he mind if I had him sent to the mess section? I am sure they can, um, put him to some good use…
These guys might take him.
I only want to know one thing, what was Donald Trump’s reaction when he heard about the decision?
Can this chicken put a three-round group in the size of a nickel?
You need to position the chicken directly above the target. Then she can put down a pretty tight pattern.
Obviously, it would report to Col. Sanders.
Interesting case study on PBS right now.
A very timely special about ‘eminent’ domain in New Jersey.
The militia I founded will take anybody.
I had to. I took me.
No chance this chicken is going to oust the armadillo is there?
Spam buster: end, as in, The chicken was the end of the reign of the armadillo.
I just want to know, what’s wrong with canned corn? It made Donny Osmond a whoooooole lot of money.
I feel like some chicken soup. Anybody else?
You mean like this – or did you mean some chicken soup for the soul PW post?
Judging from the massive quantity of fives and tens that the Puppy Blender stuffed in that chicken’s garter belt, I’d say that we’re going to be dealing with one well-armed fowl, unless you figure in the lack of opposable thumbs on chickens…..which essentially makes even the best quality assault rifle no better than a 12-pound club in the “hands” of the bird in question.