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Former teen idol Leif Garrett comments on the discovery of two new retroviruses discovered in Central African ape hunters

Garrett:  “I’m pretty sure I never slept with a Central African ape hunter.  So I should be cool.  Right…?”*

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update:  “Wait, Colin Farrell has never hunted apes in Central Africa, has he? 

“Hello…?”

11 Replies to “Former teen idol Leif Garrett comments on the discovery of two new retroviruses discovered in Central African ape hunters”

  1. Jeff Goldstein says:

    BINGO!

  2. Rightwingsparkle says:

    Hi Everyone! I’ve been reading if not commenting, but I had to let you know that I actually have a troll who made a blog to make fun of me. I thought ya’ll could have some fun with him.

    [url=”http://leftwingfarkle.blogspot.com/” target=”_blank” class=”text”]http://www.leftwingfarkle.blogspot.com

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  3. Damnit!

    I just needed a Scenes from an Italian Restaurant.

    I think this is rigged.

  4. stiv says:

    Just what is a retrovirus anyway?  Is it, like, a virus wearing go go boots or those thick frame glasses all the chicks now think look cool?

  5. WindRider95 says:

    Sparkle,

    Hit his site…there isn’t anything there (yet).  You say he’s a troll…give me a link to one or more of his comments…something to work with…anything!

    (Probably the best thing to do is totally ignore him.  What do you call a site where you post and post and post…and nobody comments?  (Ok, besides Hellblazer’s site.)

    Lookin’ to slice like a hammer…need some ammo!

  6. Oh Gosh WindRider, he is on just about every post of mine. He is Dirk the Tirk.

  7. WindRider95 says:

    Sparkle,

    Saw him…didn’t connect the two…gracias.

  8. Alpha Baboon says:

    Leif.. Leif..Leif… How incredibly myopic of you … The question isnt whether Colin Farrell has ever hunted apes in Central Africa …. its whether anyone youve ever slept with, or anyone theyve ever slept with before you has slept with anyone thats hunted apes in Central Africa..or eaten Bush Meat.. or had any physical relations with Michael Jackson and/or his monkey..

    Well ?

    Turing word: any

    Yes.. any of them…

  9. Jeff Goldstein says:

    I think Leif knows that, AB.

  10. Alpha Baboon says:

    Sure he ‘knows’ it… but has he thought it through honestly ? Perhaps he should get one of those free, no questions asked HIV III & IV tests given without cost to partners of simians & simiaphiles ….

  11. Alpha Baboon says:

    FYI to you hot Homo Sapien babes out there.. I myself have tested negative for HIV I, II, III & IV as well as for all those Simian retroviruses.. Just in case you were wondering since I’m ultimately from Africa.. I was always loyal to my herds breeding stock and never went trolling for the crack smoking Baboon hookers down by the watering hole. I left those for the Beta Baboons…

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