Yeah, right. And I want a house in Newport so that I can take Katie Holmes for naked wheelbarrow rides on the beach, then prop her up against a pier support and bang her through the surf like a randy walrus trying to crack open an oyster.
Take a number, losers.
Avoiding the Armadillo again hmmmm I’m gettin the feeling that you dont even really have an armadillo.. dancing or otherwise.. probably just a bunch of cats and kittens.. with slobbery cat toys and multilevel perches around your house .. and electric automated cat boxes.. and little outfits like Paris Hilton’s hydrocephalic chihuahua has.. a cat person.. I knew it.. Feh.
No, I heard the armadillo bark on the radio that time.
That was my seal. My armadillo actually speaks Spanish.
Are you sure? Pushing a wheelbarrow through the sand is really hard, no matter how worthy the objective.
I just Googled her.
I’ll help you push, just to be a pal…
the dennis miller write up at the Toast was a riot. He’s a great new addition. Lots of material there.
But, where is Pat O’Brien? I would think he has a few things to say on a blog.
Dennis Miller was Steve H from Hog on Ice. Don’t know if Pat works clean enough for Huffingtonstoast…
Pushing a wheelbarrow anywere is just a matter of the proper tire pressure.
Turing word: recent, as in I recent(ly) pushed a bunch of mulch around the house in a wheelbarrow.
Katie Holmes in a wheelbarrow down the beach???
Now that’s a jiggly moment I’d pay to see.
Forget the armadillo. Show me jiggly Katie and randy walrus Goldstein knockin’ the bottom out of that wheelbarrow, baby.
It could happen.
I could have done without the walrus image.
Really.
In other news, HundredPercenter News is No More.
The blog, however, persists.
Okay, it’s like, Sunday, and still nothing on the armored road kill.
At this point we’d settle for a badger. Maybe an ocellot. Hedgehog? How about just a hedgehog?
Don’t leave us hanging here, Jeff. What about OUR needs?
You selfish bastard.
I’d like to see this armadillo dance.
why not a cat? i hear cats are good!
Outer.
Here’s yer hedgehog. But I don’t know if he dances.
But he does do a mean “randy walrus” imitation.
And speaking of armadillos. Watch yourself, Jeff. Just in case any body parts start dropping off.
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spam word: dead
Sorry, I messed up my blockquote.
It would be better if the graf before the block would disappear.
I’m sure Jeff is NOT re-phrasing Bob Dylan with his wheelbarrow riff – as a kid I’d hold the spread legs of a “friend” while she trotted along on her hands. Like a wheelbarrow. Visualize that.