Recorded at Legend Studio, Pascagoula, Mississippi, June 1979, but never released.*
“Boogie Oogie Jesus”
If you’re thinkin’ HE don’t like to boogie
Holy Christ! have I got news for you
Everybody here tonight must boogie
And OUR SAVIOR’s no exception to the rule
Baby get on up, on the floor
And watch JESUS boogie oogie
Till HE just can’t boogie no more (boogie)
Boogie no more
HE can’t boogie no more (boogie)
Boogie no more, but that ain’t gonna happen (cuz’ HE’s the LORD)
There’s a Rapture in the making, baby, a disco End of Times
The Pharisees are hard to please, say the Hustle is a crime
But turn the other cheek, shake it to the beat, you still know the moves
Listen to the music and watch sweet JESUS groove
Baby get on up, on the floor
And watch JESUS boogie oogie
Till HE just can’t boogie no more (boogie)
Boogie no more
HE can’t boogie no more (boogie)
Boogie no more, but that ain’t gonna happen (cuz’ HE’s our LORD and SAVIOR)
Get down, boogie oogie JESUS
Get down, boogie oogie CHRIST
Get down, boogie oogie JESUS
Get down
See you all in Hell!
Can I get an AMEN?
Or at least an MP3?
I have it on good authority that both Jesus and Moses were outstanding dancers. You don’t really think G-d would send in the second string do you?
What the hell?
You’re a strange dude, Jeff.
Not that I’m complaining.
Is this the same lost recording session featuring backup singer Anne Murray?
That reminds me of that famous B-side from Was (Not Was) big hit remix of “Walk the Dinosaur”: Walk The Savior.
You have to stretch Savior into three syllables though.
Dude, I think you got your recording date screwed up.. Boogie Oogie Jesus was a staple tune at Studio 54 from ‘77 to ‘79 when Rubell and Schrager went down for tax evasion. And Cristy Lane was often spotted partying with the likes of
Halston, Margeaux Hemingway, Andy Warhol.. She was known for having the most heavenly Yayo…
Nope. It was never released. Says so right up there in the post.
Why did you have to go and put Cristy Lane in my head again, Jeff? I haven’t seen an ad for the greatest hits of Cristy Lane since she ruined Christmas and now I keep seeing her giving a doll to an overdressed moppet and singing “Shake me, I ra-a-tle….” You sir, are no gentleman.
You Christophobic bastard. Consider yourself DE-LINKED and going to hell.
/angry rightwing screed
(sigh)
But you’re still for tax cuts, at least, aren’t you Jeff? And please tell me that’s a California Bordeaux in your hand . . .
Are you trying to tell me Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball…?
He can, but not nearly as good as his Dad.
Are you trying to tell me Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball…?
I trust Major League is going to make one of your lists of 80’s films?
Apparently, Jeff, you saw the same late night ad on digital cable that I did.
I give it 67% … The song generally sucked but it WAS easy to dance to..So easy that even an Armadillo could dance to it.. If I knew someone that had a dancing Armadillo that is.. and if he’d let that Dancing Armadillo dance in public occasionally. I’d rather book him than Paul Revere and the Raiders without Marky Lindsey.
— Dick Clark
Youre right. My mistake.. I did a little research and it was Patsy Cline singing Boogie Oogie Jehovah that I was thinking of…
But Cristy Lane was a regular at 54… I know that. I have a friend that saw her and Brooke Shields, totally face numbed, in some hot girl on girl action in the private club down under..
That was Amy Irving, not Brooke Shields,and it was Le Club, not 54.
Man. Enough with the revisionist history.
I knew that… I was just testing your knowledge of the ‘real’ events of the 70’s.. and you pass.. Youre obviously not just some poseur disco dude pretending to have been there.. You know your tunes.
ugh, could anyone look more soul-less while singing?
You can tell by the way he use his walk,
He’s the Son of Man, no time to talk.
WWJD? You wanna know what Jesus wants to do?
Strut.
umm.. dorkafork, that’s ‘Son of GOD’ !
(sighs) some people!
He was talking about me, Your Assholiness.
Whadda you think..the world revolves around you or something ??
Get over yourself….
Boy, you’d think Jesus would know how to use google.
When I referred to myself as the son of MAN, it was just a slip of the tongue. I am actually the son of God.
just to clarify.
I forgive you all.
Turing word=’time’ (as in , ‘It’s about time I cleared this up’
Ok..so he wasnt talking about me… My bad.. I lied.. Does that surprise you ? I’m the Freakin’ Devil.. I lie all the time.. Thats like, my job.. my career.. my raison d’etre.. but that whole ”Six Hundred, Six Score and Six is the number of Man”.. The AntiChrist.. The Beast.. thing confused you, huh? Damn right it did..it was supposed to.. I wrote that myself TO confuse people.. God.. this lying to humans is like taking candy from a baby… Lord! I beseech you! Give me a challenge !!
Ok.. ok.. Lets make this whole thing more interesting.. I’ll give you all a clue to get you started.. Courtney Love IS the Beast… (No BS.. I’m being straight with you.. really)
This just in….
I recently stoked Mr. Goldstein’s quarters with another backhoe load of brimstone.
Nice and toasty. And ready anytime you are.
Turing word ‘from’ as in From Here to Eternity
For a few minutes I was all confused. I thought you wrote Chasey Lane.
Courtney Love IS the Beast
No. She’s A beast. Lord, that woman is skanky.
Hillary Clinton is the beast. Untill the beast can find a better donor. One with a sense of humor. And better legs.
Can I get witness! Yeah! Jesus!