- “Bobby and Carl’s Lifetime Meal Ticket”
- “The Walrus”
- “That Information Leaker Guy”
- “Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope”
- “Fuck Gordon Liddy and His Gang of Military-Industrial Complex Thugs”
- “Feltsie”
- “Marky Mark and the New Kids of Righteous Liberal Justice Meted Out Against Fascist Right Wing Autocrats and Their Stooge Flunkies”
- “Behind the Green Door”
- “Deep Space 9”
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link roundup here; videotape of statement from Felt’s grandson here.
Well, duh! He couldn’t have called him, like, Robert Redford, because then who would he have gotten to play himself in the movie. And I still say the guy writes like a junior in high school putting together an essay on traffic safety.
“Cousin Oliver”
Courtesy Strong Bad Email #72:
“Monkeydude.”
Also known as:
“Josh.”
Geoff
The Washingtonienne
Perfect, Rodney.
I had “Cindy Brady” on the list but then I thought it unfair to poke fun at a dorky kid with a lisp.
Hey, know that he’s fessed up.. does he hold the de-facto copyright to the name “Deep Throat” ? If so, does it carru over to his family, cuz he’s like 91. think of the bucks yet to be made in biographies & tell-alls… it boggles the mind.
He should have named him Danny Partridge after the little smart assed conman of the same name.
Hey, I watched C-SPAN this weekend.. Future of the Media & Freedom of the Press featuring a liberal commitee of congressmen questioning a liberal panel of speakers, featuring Al Franken.
Did you know they actually, REALLY, use that term ‘Speaking Truth To Power’ with a straight face? I thought that was just some phrase you pulled out of some liberal article that sounded like a stupid hook the left would use.. But they all actually said it proudly… that or I got my channels wrong and was actually watching SNL or something..
10. Linda Lovelace
“Tattletale”
Spambuster: see
“I see” said the blind man, and picked up his hammer and saw.
DS9 is a good one.
They could have called him “Mr Asswipe” which is pronounced like ‘Mister Az-Wee-Pay’
Dam it, I am the Walrus. John said he was, but I really was the Walrus! Why won’t you believe me?
“The Larch.”
“Spanky”
We don’t believe you because you’re dead, Paul.
Spiney Norman
Dinnesdale
I almost went with “Fredo.” But I didn’t want to offend the Wops.
Harry “Snapper” Organs
Not “Feltsie,” Jeff, “Felchie.”
How about “The Guy Who Got Popped At Age 91 By Unidentified Men Who Leaped Out Of A Black Surburban Just Because Some People Can’t Let The Healing Wash Over Them And Besides He’s 91 For God’s Sake And Even Fucking Hillbillies Let Shit Go After A Time So Who Could See That Coming And Emptied Their Clips Into Him At Point Blank Range”.
Rather unwieldy, I know.
Revenge of Hoover’s Boys
Fascinating!
And now to solve the next mystery: The Case of the People Who Still Give a Shit.
Dearest Iowahawk:
Tres amusant!
Now, hows about an update to that site o’ yours, eh?
I mean, that “Volatile Midwest” story is starting to smell as bad as the Lutefisk, its so old. I risk certain termination from my employment checking your site obsessively each day and still no fresh funny. What gives?
You got time to crack wise here, you got time to pony up the fresh phony news stories. You dig?
The Case of the People Who Still Give a Shit.
I’ve seen that one. It turns out that old man Rather was the culprit. And he would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your blogs!
Turing word = (and I’m not kidding) evidence.
HEYYYYYY, YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
“That’s MISTER Deep Throat to you, shorty…”
W. Mark Schmelt
Sniffin’ Irony in latter Eve:
But much of the most serious and informed speculation has long centered on the F.B.I., and on Mr. Felt, who was convicted in 1980 on unrelated charges of authorizing government agents to break into homes secretly, without warrants, in a search for anti-Vietnam War bombing suspects from the radical Weather Underground in 1972 and 1973. Five months later, President Ronald Reagan pardoned him on the grounds that he had “acted on high principle to bring an end to the terrorism that was threatening our nation.”
[“needed” is secret password word: oh, Felt was “needed”, cause if you’ve ever seen Bernstein on tv you’ll know how little he actually brings to table…. and where the hell was Woodward electroshocked into pronouncing every god-damned syllable of every word he chooses to bore us with, but I digress]
Bollocks to you Paul, you ancient bleedin’ sod !
I’m the Walrus.. I’ve always been the Walrus..
Even Frank Zappa said so..so bugger off !!
koo koo kachoo my arse…
Number One was spot-on. The rest is fluff. Mmmmm. Flufff.
I don’t know. I’m kinda partial to “Feltsie.”
How about:
10. The cigarette smoking man who ended up not being a smoker since, like, 1936
Not for the faint hearted, Strip Twister is the new rage at campuses across the UK. We all know that for the classic, ‘lets get to know one another better’
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