First militant: “Have you seen Team America: World Police yet?”
Second militant: “No. Any good?”
First militant: “American puppets defeat terrorism and save the world.”
Second militant: “Feh. If I wanted to see that I could just look out the freakin’ window, Allah be praised…”
How long until that Lease on the bunker is up? After their last adventure, I would think that everyone in there would have AIDS.
Turing word: Activity
As in: That was one activity that can make you regret the rifle scope.
Funny, but I just don’t feature an Islamonutter saying “Feh.” I mean, what’s next? Leaving the bunker for Chinese food?
Making sure their sons grow up to be orthodontists.
Orthodontists? They should be so lucky!
Have you heard about the Japanese/Jewish restaurant called “Sosumi?”
First militant: Guess we better change out of our Syrian regular army threads then.
Second militant: That pig infidel Goldstein is running more movie lists. I can’t put my finger on it, but looking out in the yard makes me think <a href=”http://www.tftt.com/gallery/picture-Sniper 1 web.jpg” target=”_blank” class=”text”>Swamp Thing </a>might make it on the next one.
Turing = history, as in D’jever feel like you’re shortly going to be…?
Molly-fagging percentage signs in the link didn’t paste…
Just image-google “sniper” and “ghillie”, jokes deader’n hell, now though…
First militant: “I am not an idiot my brother.. Of course you can look in any direction and see guns and bombs and death at the hands of the Infidels… but where in the land of Islam are you going to find HOT PUPPET SEX ?”
Second Militant: “ And what does the our Q’uran say about viewing such western filth ? “
First Militant: “ Not a word, my brother.. Not one freakin’ word.. “
Second Militant: “ Another forbidden pleasure to experience..I’m so there..”
First Militant: “..One step ahead of you.. I ordered an unedited version from Blockbuster Online yesterday and the FedEx man should be by any time.. Allahu Akhbar..”
T-Man.. Are the Marine Snipers taking the day off or have they already got their copy of TA:WP playing on their laptops back in the Green Zone ? Cuz you know, if theyre too busy you could pass the op off to the D-Boys (if theyre not tied up with PSD) or subcontract it to Triple Canopy or Blackwater.. I’m just sayin’ …
Guys! I am being invaded by liberals on my blog!! could yall please come help me out!! I am traveling and can’t get to my blog much!
Thanks!
http://www.rightwingsparkle.blogspot.com
That invasion isn’t too bad. You’ll be fine. My advice: If you want to engage them, just ignore the bits where one of them is looking for a fight and discuss the few reasonable parts. They do make a few good points in your Nixon-Clinton post if you can ignore the Bushista-blood-on-his-hands nonsense.
If I were you, I’d ignore them completely. They’ll go away soon. Debating Kos Kids on Clinton or war is pretty futile. It’s worse than the argueing Bill (bless him) does with creationists over in his comments. No matter how good your points or evidence may be you’ll never budge any opinion those people have, but at least creationist are generally civil.
RWS, that close bold needs to be in the pointy parentheses not the square ones.</b>
SF Sniper: “ Greyback.. Greyback.. This is Baboon ..over”
HQ: “ Baboon.. This is Greyback.. Whats happening?.. over”
SF Sniper: “ Top.. You aint gonna believe this shit.. We’re observing this bunker complex about 2 klicks east of your pos and freakin Fed Ex just pulled up and dropped off a package at their door.. Some raghead comes out.. signs for the package and now I’m seeing two Sand Monkies in front of a plasma screen TV, spankin their meat watching what appears to be puppets screwing… This is too perverted Top..First fisting.. Now puppet sex.. Permission to engage these two and put them out of their misery… over
HQ: “Negative Baboon.. Do not engage.. That would be Team America: World Police theyre watching. I take it you havent seen it yet..over”
SF Sniper: “Thats a negative Top.. I thought I’d catch it when I go on leave next month… over “
HQ: Well , the Puppet Sex IS pretty freakin hot.. Ignore the ragheads.. enjoy the show.. and for God sake, youre a professional.. act like it, Troop ! This is war, man ! Youre going to face horrible sights.. Thats how it is.. Take the pain..
SF Sniper: “ Roger that.. Baboon out…
(Under the breath: Freakin’ Ragheads..)
Truly sorry T-man..Its not of your caliber, but if youre not online today I dont want to miss the opportunity for a parallel dialogue.. Plus, I was never a Jarhead …
–AB
First Militant:
My brother, what is that mysterious red dot centered upon your heart?
Second Militant:
Youch, Youch, Youch—those puppets are so frigging hot, Allahu Ahkbar! Aaaaahhh!
First Militant:
Perhaps the red dot is a sign of Allah’s blessing. You certainly seem to have been blessed, my brother.
Alternative ending:
First militant: “Have you seen Team America: World Police yet?â€Â
Second militant: “Fuck yeah!”
First militant: “Do you trust me?â€Â
Second militant: “”
hahahahaa!
VERY SORRY
Barbara Perez
Brian Clark
David Thomas
Sharon Harris
Laura Thompson
Helen Clark
Ronald Roberts
Nancy Moore
Kimberly Baker
Deborah Garcia
Ruth Clark
Brian Lopez
VERY SORRY
We all know what those are. And when it comes to binoculars it’s no different.