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Ow, shit, that smarts.
Clearly you’ve been reading too much Jeff Jarvis, haven’t you?
It helps to have nipples like baby fingers.
And Chap? I was nipple blogging back when Jeff Jarvis was still pimping the idea of a code of blogger ethics.
Sometimes, I hit this site, and I just sit back in awe.
You must have nursed…
Holy areolas…
Funniest shit I’ve read in days. And while all the good conservatives are asleep, too.
You’re a sneaky bastard, Goldstein.
One can only hear nipple typing with nipple headphones.
I’m still awake, libertarian bitches!!
And I’m OUTRAGED at the lude display of nipples on these pages!!
OUTRAGED!
I came here looking for cogent commentary on John McCain, et al, and their Senate power play and instead I get, Janet Jackson-style, an erect nipple thrust into my face.
Enjoy the nips, sinners. Your judgement is at hand!
I think you just cured my insomnia. I shall now count nipples until I fall asleep.
And I’m OUTRAGED at the lude display of nipples on these pages!!
Um, I think you meant to say “lewd.”
I hate to pick nits, but consider the wisdom of one far greater than I:
Robin: “You can’t get away from Batman that easy!”
Batman: “Easily.”
Robin: “Easily.”
Batman: “Good grammar is essential, Robin.”
Robin: “Thank you.”
Batman: “You’re welcome.”
Well, as long as we’re bringing over comedy bits from ace’s comments (ahem, Michael):
Quit typing with your nipples! Don’t you know there’s a war on?
m/ nipple-blogging m/
And wags say men’s nips don’t serve any purpose.
… but, can you hit Ctrl-Alt-Delete?
Oh, wait … don’t go there!
Heh. Diane just figured out where the third “finger” would come from.
What I want to know is how you typed a :
Beck – naw! I usually plan for contingencies.
I’m just going to superimpose Cindy Margolis over you in my mental picture of that, kay?
Turing:ahead, as in I came out ahead in that trade.
Before I nursed five kids, my nipples would have been able to type something like this :
Now, the best they do is hit the space bar a few times. (sob)
Is that ’touch‘ typing or do you have to ‘hunt and peck’ ?
Hahaha Wm Burroughs aint got nothing on you, dude.
Wait, is that the DaVinci Code?
No offense Jeff, but I much perfer the mention of Shannon Elizabeth’s nipples. And the imagery it invokes.
Just tell me there weren’t candles and ice cubes involved.
‘Cause that’s just freaky, man…
Were they vodka-glazed nipples?
Damn Jeff, I can’t tell the difference between this crappy post and any of the crappy others on this crapwagon of a blog.
Protein wisdom? More like craptein wisdom. Yeah.
Turing word = own. As in, you got O//||3D
Why is it that since reading this particular post I keep seeing Jame Gumb dancing in front of his camcorder in Silence of the Lambs playing over and over in my mind ?
Those are the letters you typed?
Boy, your nipples sure are close together.
Jus’ sayin’.
And one other point… almost all caps? Holy crap, your nipples can really shout.
Since when do I need assistance with my grammar?
Speakin’ o’ nipples….
What happened to them Say Anything gals?
That wuz the only reason I ever came to this blog.
Brilliant.
If you typed the headline with your nipples as well, color me impressed.
I keep imagining Madonna in her conical bra days.
Not a single commenter has mentioned how Jeff’s computer must have felt about his unsolicited advances. For shame.