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Jury deliberation in the Michael Jackson case, abridged

Jury foreman:  “Did I mention the guy sleeps with little drunk boys…?”

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update:  “…Or that he owns a llama?  Because he does, you know.”

19 Replies to “Jury deliberation in the Michael Jackson case, abridged”

  1. harrison says:

    GUILTY!!

  2. Margi says:

    Saints preserve us—they’re discussing Michael Jackson’s DIET on CourtTV.

    Hurry up with that GD verdict!

  3. Gamer says:

    <bold>Juror #6:</bold> I’m not sure about voting to convict, but isn’t it odd that no one has heard from Bubbles the Chimp this whole time? What did the chimp know and when did he know it?

  4. Gamer says:

    One of these days I’ll learn my HTML tags.

  5. harrison says:

    Jeff,

    If they come back with a guilty verdict; would you start a Jacko diary? Talk about job security.

  6. JWebb says:

    Job security for about, oh, three days – until he gets shanked.

  7. Scott P says:

    Is there a verdict pool going yet?  I’ll bet he walks.

    And that he’s out of the country before nightfall.

  8. Drumwaster says:

    And that he’s out of the country before nightfall.

    I’m betting that would also happen if it comes back guilty and the judge extends bail until sentencing.

    Roman Polanski, anyone? Although we don’t hear that much from Woody anymore…

  9. – I’m with Drumwaster on this one – have been from the beginning. If they have an insider, and in cases where this much money is at stake theres always an insider, he’ll bolt the instant they get the word he’s going down. Body doubles, planned escape routes, the works. I can’t imagine any senerio where his ontarage sits around and watches their billion dollar cash whacko take the hit that effectively ends his career. His people have even stated openly he plans on leaving the states for keeps once this is all over. Several countries have extended protection to him already. Since he is majorly popular over sea’s, it only makes sense….

    – btw the llama was removed from pedo-land stemming from the unfortunate “urinating on a fresh copy of “Namblah Monthly” incident…..

  10. As a regular viewer of Nancy Grace, I believe he will be found guilty on 2 counts of molestation. He will immediately be transferred to jail. Will he be given a Koran & prayer mat?

  11. Yogimus says:

    Has anyone even CONSIDERED that it was the BOY who got Jackson drunk? No, of course not! Because you racist pigs can’t STAND to see a black man with money!

  12. Yogimus says:

    Woops, wrong thread.

  13. khalilah samson says:

    all of you people who posted notes on this site are out of your minds.  you really need to sit down and shut up you know nothing about him he is better than any of you jerks will ever be!!!!! Khaliah Raemi Samson

  14. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Well, he’s certainly better at getting little boys drunk than I’ll ever be, that’s for sure.

    But then again, I haven’t really tried it, so who knows…

  15. KHALIAH says:

    M.Jackson has done nothing but help sick children and because of a greedy,hateful, and money hungry woman he has been charged with a nasty crime. the parents of the accuser should be prosecuted. they have used their childs illness for their own personal gain.  what is wrong with the world when we can let a con artist get away with the things this woman has gotten away with. this is a man’s life here people WAKE UP!!! p.s for the people making jokes about the situation you all need jesus this is real not a TV show.

  16. Jeff Goldstein says:

    You beg the question. And speaking of Jesus, isn’t one of Jackson’s accusers now a minister?

  17. T JAMES says:

    The bottom line is this:  if a single man on your street was sleeping with young boys at his house (and claiming that nothing odd was going on – honest!), you would immediately think that something strange was going on.  You wouldn’t put up with it.  As a matter of fact, you probably wouldn’t let your children anywhere NEAR him.  Why should MJ be thought of differently?  It IS strange what he does with children.  Very bizarre.  How can anyone not see this?

  18. LILAH says:

    WHAT ABOUT THE PARENTS OF THESE CHILDREN SHOULD THEY BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR NOTHING!! IF IT WAS YOUR CHILD WOULD YOU ACCEPT MONEY OR YOUR CHILDS SAFETY.  I STILL SAY AND WILL CONTINUE TO SAY THE CHILDS PARENTS SHOULD BE PUT ON TRIAL FOR ABUSE.

  19. Pamela Gay Russell says:

    That MJ is bad and I think you all knows it. Little boys accuse him all the time of giving them drugs and alcohol. He’s up to no good monkey business doing things like that with little boys.

    And those childrens of his? Those don’t be his childrens. They be Mccalley Culkins babies. MJ don’t be no daddy! Whats the matter with youalls? You look at pictures of those babies and Mccalley Culkins and you see right away the daddy is Mccalley Culkin.

    Go her for more discussions:

    news://alt.music.michael-jackson

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