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“Boehner’s House Has Increased Debt $18,944 Per Household”

Pragmatism.

Now get your asses in line, Hobbits.  The adults are compromising here.

47 Replies to ““Boehner’s House Has Increased Debt $18,944 Per Household””

  1. palaeomerus says:

    When they came for Boehner I didn’t object because he was an orange useless freak and I was sick of getting fucked over.

  2. Blake says:

    Does this come under the heading of “Yes, We Can” or “Forward!?”

  3. SBP says:

    Was there ever any question that Boehner was going to sell us out?

  4. Squid says:

    Oh, come now. That number’s only a problem if you’re one of the 53% who pay in to the system. (In which case, it’s more like $35 grand.)

  5. He had a lot of help.

  6. BigBangHunter says:

    – Just for starters there is no “tax cut” in any of this. Its all about pending tax increases, so everyone in DC on both sides of the aisle are playing the lo-info public as usual.

  7. McGehee says:

    Shocking! Astonishing! Totally unexpected!

    /absolutely nobody, anywhere, ever

  8. William says:

    Honestly? I’m kind of impressed. Even as shockingly dumb as liberal policies have become, GOP is still the clear winner.

    Shame it turns out you can become too stupid to be a superpower…. Wait! I mean, Ameruka 4ever!

    Whoo, caught myself.

  9. William says:

    OT: I’m in charge of an “End of the World” playlist for this weekend. Any suggestions?

  10. cranky-d says:

    Party like it’s 1999
    It’s the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)

  11. cranky-d says:

    Black Hole Sun

  12. Jeff G. says:

    William:

    “After the Thrill is Gone”
    “Hit Me with Your Best Shot”
    “Fake Friends”
    “Take the Long Way Home”
    “American Idiot”
    “Loser”
    “Sunday Morning Coming Down”
    “Grand Illusion”
    “Field of Mars”
    “Up on the Sun”
    “Gimme Shelter”
    “Melt with You”
    “99 Red Balloons”
    “Bad Moon on the Rise”
    “All Along the Watchtower”
    “Dead Flag Blues”
    “Subterranean Homesick Blues”
    “Feeling Groovy”
    “Epitaph”
    “Eve of Destruction”
    “2000 Years”
    “In the Year 2525”
    “Lost in the Flood”
    “London Calling”
    “Red Skies”
    “When the Man Comes Around”
    “East Hastings”
    “The Final Countdown”
    “Elegy”

  13. Slartibartfast says:

    Black Hole Sun

  14. Squid says:

    Not exactly Mayan, but very groovy end-of-the-world stuff just the same: Atomic Platters, “Cold War Music From the Golden Age of Homeland Security.”

    I’m particularly fond of “Crawl Out Through The Fallout,” but then I’ve always had a soft spot for lounge music.

  15. leigh says:

    Throw in some Gregorian Chants to be on the safe side.

  16. Sears Poncho says:

    “Jesus Gonna Make Up My Dying Bed” Dylan, or if you prefer,
    “In My Time of Dying” Led Zeppelin
    “Trouble Everyday” MOI
    “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” Bobby McFerrin

  17. Silver Whistle says:

    Try that again.

  18. palaeomerus says:

    Monty Python: Galaxy Song

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk

  19. palaeomerus says:

    Monty Python: Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M

  20. McGehee says:

    “This Is the End”, The Doors

  21. Slartibartfast says:

    Fuck, just use all of OK Computer

    Let Down

  22. William says:

    Man, you guys are ten times better at this than I am. Thanks!!

  23. Sears Poncho says:

    Then there’s just about the entire Pink Floyd catalog. Except for their dance numbers, obviously.

  24. BigBangHunter says:

    – We already know what every pol in the WH and DC is….now we’re just haggling over the price.

  25. Everything Means Less Than Zero – Elvis Costello and the Attractions
    Blaze of Glory – Joe Jackson
    Nothing But Flowers – Talking Heads
    God Save the Queen – The Sex Pistols
    Time – Pink Floyd
    The Great Gig In the Sky – Pink Floyd
    From the Air – Laurie Anderson
    Political Science – Randy Newman
    Viva Las Vegas – Elvis Presley
    Hotel California – Eagles
    The Goodbye Look – Donald Fagen
    Only A Fool Would Say That – Steely Dan
    Barrytown – Steely Dan
    Kings – Steely Dan
    The Royal Scam – Steely Dan

    Won’t you pour me a Cuban Breeze, Gretchen?

  26. In a somewhat different vein:

    Three Little Birds – Bob Marley and the Wailers
    Hey Nineteen – Steely Dan
    Perfect Day – Lou Reed

    And how did Jeff forget One Tin Soldier?

  27. BornRed says:

    Nektar’s “Remember the Future”
    Queen’s “Keep Yourself Alive”
    “Dust in the Wind” by Todd Rundgren and/or Kansas

  28. palaeomerus says:

    ‘Everybody Knows’ by Leonard Cohen ? Concrete Blonde version is okay.

  29. SBP says:

    “Electric Funeral” and “Into the Void” by Black Sabbath (or the entire Sabbath catalog, really).

  30. palaeomerus says:

    ‘The Siege and Investiture of Baron von Frankenstein’s Castle at Weisseria’ ?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoPqrzkYMJ4

    Blue Oyster Cult/Subhuman (Imaginos version)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOd7NKZVLkc

    Don’t Fear The Reaper

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUO_5EALZoM

  31. palaeomerus says:

    Under the Milky Way Tonight – The Church

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYsnPNBg7j0

  32. palaeomerus says:

    Terra Titanic – Peter Schilling

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1d0QfoetJ8

    The Noah Plan – Peter Schilling

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZsGGFrHrRE

  33. BigBangHunter says:

    – Well girls, three days to go until the fat lady sings. Everyone have their wills and affairs in order?

  34. cranky-d says:

    Why would I bother with a will, BBH? It’s going to be over! Yay!

  35. newrouter says:

    i thought mayans already threw herbinto to the volcano? or was that the incas?

  36. newrouter says:

    stupid “b” intercepted my space bar

  37. BigBangHunter says:

    – I wanted to leave any survivors something as a token of my gratitufe…..all my bills.

  38. McGehee says:

    Anyone know exactly when the winter solstice will be on Friday?

  39. sdferr says:

    Local time list McG.

  40. Slartibartfast says:

    I’ve posted this one recently, but it seems to fit here as well:

    The Order Of Death by PIL

    Disappointed by PIL

  41. Yackums says:

    Don’t Fear The Reaper

    Now with MORE COWBELL!

  42. Squid says:

    Thanks, Slart. I never get tired of Disappointed.

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