Good question. Let’s go think about this.
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Because.
SW: Because….. wow.
So it tastes better.
Spamword: what. Indeed.
Well, to be honest, it’s because some of us were wondering exactly when you’d be changing that tired old tagline. I mean, the concept of a Jewish kid at Cooley High was funny for a couple of weeks, but then…
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold
Beats the Hell out of me, partner.
Because it feels good.
The key to happiness is to be as selfish as humanly possible.
Because you’re an idiot.
Because that’s the way it’s ALWAYS been.
Because I said so.
BECAUSE OF THE HYPOCRISY!
Mostly because I had an extra 60 bucks and half an hour to kill. You know how it is.
Ain’t nothing but a heartbreak. Ain’t nothing but a mistake.
Wait, is this supposed to be some of that humor stuff?
‘Cause if it is, you didn’t warn us.
And that means it isn’t funny.
Because of the JOOOOOOS!
What is this, some stinking Philosophy 101 course?
Grading scale:
“Why not?” – A
“Because” – B
Anything else – C
Enjoy your summer break, kids.
Spambuster: lower
Expectations?
It’s very simply … because you can, and thus, anything’s possible.
Just fucking super. Now I have Information Society stuck in my head.
I thought that tagline meant his mother actually graduated that year….being that seems to be the year he was born..get it? no?
A B! What! I can’t get a B! I need an A or my GPA will Plummet. Come oooooooooon!!!!!
Well, let’s see…there’s the legacy to think about, the admiration of your peers, assuaging that need to reach out to others, to stretch your spiritual and intellectual horizons, and of course there’s confronting your fear of mortality.
…uhm, and tasty treats if there are any to be had.
WORD: “told”, as in “ask not for whom the bell…” or, maybe not.
Because after mile five the endorphins kick in and you’ve got at least three hours of bliss coming your way. I mean, the last twenty-five minutes they come back with the sticks and everything, but those three hours in the middle, those are golden.
Boy, I got nuthin. Ya know how fucking depressing that is.
Wait,,,,,,, I just saw my spam word, it’s congress and now I know why?
Why ask why?
Try Bud Dry.
Why not?
Because I’m the daddy, that’s why.
{It didn’t work on the kids, either.}
Because you forgot the condom.