Billy Joel: “We got an apartment with deep-pile carpets and a couple of paintings from Sears. A big waterbed that we bought with the bread we had saved for a couple of year. We started to fight when the money got tight but we just didn’t count on the tears –”
Former supermodel Christie Brinkley: “– Wait, those paintings were from fucking Sears? God, how I loathe you.”
“Waterbread”?
Touring word: Didnt…as in “You didn’t just say waterbread, did you?”
Oops.
If you’ve never heard of waterbread, you’ve obviously never lived in Florida and left a loaf of Wonderbread out on the counter.
Sucks the water out of the air like O-Dub sucks twinkies out of the wrapper. (Just because no one’s ripped on poor Ollie in a while.)
Former supermodel Christie Brinkley: “– Wait, those paintings were from fucking Sears? God, how I loathe you.â€Â
Billy Joel: “Well, so’s your underwear and that Spackle you plaster all over your face. Now get up and get me a drink, beeyotch.”
MISOGYNIST!