Ever see what happens to a diabetic armadillo when he wolfs down two bags of marshmallows and a King Size Twix bar? I had to cut the stupid fucker’s feet off.
Poor thing’s just an ashtray with a soul now. Which, that’s just sad.
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Poor thing’s just an ashtray with a soul now.
OhmiGod, that’s about teh hardest i’ve laughed all day. Whuch just goes to show how sick a forker i am.
Besides, he can still spin on his shell, no?
:D
heh, typos are a myth.
The armadillo used to like typos. Bless his little ashtray soul.
Hey!
Hack.
My armadillo was eating marshmallows while you were chasing down Rather leads.
So.
Don’t you tell us.
This has to be a blonde thing.
Hey, what’s wrong with an ashtray with soul? He’d probably do better than Anthony Federov.
Are they anything like pig’s feet?
You cut the armadillo’s feet off? You’re such a meany.
Stops ‘em from running off to be smushed on the highway.
I cried when I had no shoes until I met an armadillo that had no feet.
Then I laughed my ass off.
This is like watching someone pass a stone.
Don’t force it, otherwise you will break something expensive.
:(
Ant. I believe you’re thinking of Oliver Stone.
so he got to keep his tail? or did he lose that a while back. if not, he’d make a good purse as well.
anti-spam word: eye. ugh, did i miss when he went blind?