pw wife: “I think I’m going to pick up breakfast burritos. You want anything?”
me: “Yes. While you’re there, immersed in the Latino culture made manifest in the restaurant’s simple, rustic decor and the romantic smells of mole sauce and hard hairnetted work, make sure you mention to the counter girl that of course you would support amnesty and comprehensive immigration reform, and note offhandedly that Marco Rubio, who spoke at the GOP convention, is your most favorite politician — except for the fact that he’s a Republican, which unfortunately is a deal breaker. Also, ask if she knows anybody who does roofing work for cash.
“If she doesn’t throw in some free guacamole and chips, we’ll have had what in the business is called a ‘teachable moment’.”
pw wife: …
pw wife: “So that’s a ‘no,’ then…?”
Love love love breakfast burritos. Not like the ones you get at anyplace with a drivethru, though.
But what about the ignorant slut vote, Jeff?
How are we going to win our share of the ignorant sluts?
I have been trying to work that demographic, Ernst.
Not much success, sad to say.
Let’s try cocaine. I hear that works pretty well.
Might need some subsidies for that. I should draft a grant request.
– Go for the fish taco’s and show your support for the wimmins.
* smack * …..Whhhaaa?…..oh sorry…
The Associated Press demonstrates it cannot distinguish a singular noun from the plural:
Where further down the article we see:
It’s little wonder then that the AP cannot distinguish an enemy from a friend.