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What a report on the UN oil-for-food scandal might look like were it delivered by a Grey-Cheeked Mangabey

Grey-Cheeked Mangabey:  ”Whoop-gobble whoop-gobble aw aw eet!  Aw aw eet, eet, eet, whoop gobble, eet eet!  Aw aw among increased concerns that the Volcker committee is covering up evidence that implicates UN Secretary General Kofi Annan in the scandal eet eet eet!  Eet eet whoop-gobble whoop-gooble, eet eet eet!*

13 Replies to “What a report on the UN oil-for-food scandal might look like were it delivered by a Grey-Cheeked Mangabey”

  1. McGehee says:

    And yet it’s still more intelligible than anything I ever heard Dan Rather say.

  2. BumperStickerist says:

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    BINGO!



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    cheese

  3. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Hey!  There’s no Grey-cheeked Mangabey space on the hysterical protein wisdom Bloggy BINGO card…

  4. Sean M. says:

    Completely off topic, but something tells me that the new “Say Anything” babe has been a very naughty girl.

  5. willow says:

    ::Hee hee::  That’s the stuff I live and breathe for…

    ::snort!::

  6. CraigC says:

    Hmmmm, Sean.  Punishment?

  7. Lloyd says:

    They also have a very distinctive ‘whoop-gobble’ call. Not unlike the Dutch Harbor lounge lizard after a six pack of B-52’s.

    Jeff, I was pretty disappointed last Thursday without my radio fix. But you seem to be much more in your element, when you’re not arguing with some moron all week. Welcome back, you funny, whoop gobble boy.

  8. CraigC says:

    What moron would that be, Lloyd?

  9. CraigC says:

    Did I mention that you can never go wrong with monkeys?

  10. Lloyd says:

    Jeez Craig, the list was long and unlike Jeff I’m not very good at defending myself against literary attacks. So I’d rather not start the shit slinging in my direction from any one person. So if it’s going to happen it might as well be a group shit sling, or I can always say “no, you’ve got me all wrong, I wasn’t talking about you”.

  11. Michael says:

    Lloyd:

    So here is how you redeem yourself. Admit that you also thought about the fact that the Say Anything girl is very naughty.  I’m admitting it—what about you?

  12. Lloyd says:

    Uhhhmmmm, solid fucking oak, worth of naughty.

  13. Actually, that’s a pretty good alibi, especially for the French!  Zorry, Eewoqeez.  A grey-cheeked mangabey ate ze UNSCAM report.  oh oh

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