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Forty-first in a series of real-time empirical observations.

In the time it takes you to read this post, roughly 20 million American males between the ages of 30-45 will toiling away at jobs they hate—all while Bill Gates licks warm lobster bisque off the perfect gumdrop-shaped nipples of a pair of spike-heeled Honduran teens he’s had flown in for the day.  Me, I’ll be trying to get Windows to recognize my fucking USB headphones.*

Plug and play my ass.

11 Replies to “Forty-first in a series of real-time empirical observations.”

  1. Jeff Goldstein says:

    BINGO

  2. Bill G says:

    No, thanks; I’ll stick with the teens while I listen.

  3. JWebb says:

    Isn’t Plug and Play My Ass an Elton John tune?

  4. CraigC says:

    Plug and play my ass. If I’m not mistaken, isn’t that the punchline to the joke about the talking monkey?

    Spamword “saying,” as in, “I’m just saying.”

  5. CraigC says:

    Where are my vodka-glazed nipples?  Don’t answer that.

  6. Alpha Baboon says:

    Bet the Honduran USB ports are working for Bill about now…

  7. Alpha Baboon says:

    ..and make that 40 Million American males between the ages of 30 – 60… Us old guys hate our jobs just as much or more than the aging Gen-Xers… Just so we’re clear on that…

  8. me says:

    Turn the volume…wait…take the nipples out of your ears.

  9. Daniel says:

    I listened to Rush Limbaugh Jr’s program. This was the guy who was uncooperative and hostile towards Jeff and Bill before and during his CJR interview. The same guy who afterwards criticized Bill and Jeff’s show. And this was his radio show?

    Yeah. Right.

    I guess the talk-the-talk/walk-the-walk concept never made its way to the HQ over there.

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