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BREAKING: AS SHOW OF BIPARTISANSHIP, JOHN BOEHNER FLOATS IDEA FOR “NATIONAL HAND OUT SOME RUBBERS DAY”

Well, okay. I made that up.  But you probably believed it possible, didn’t you?  And isn’t that the point?

7 Replies to “BREAKING: AS SHOW OF BIPARTISANSHIP, JOHN BOEHNER FLOATS IDEA FOR “NATIONAL HAND OUT SOME RUBBERS DAY””

  1. Ernst Schreiber says:

    Glenn Reynolds posted a commenter’s better idea for bipartisanship.

    If income were the same as wealth, I might even be inclined to go along with it.

  2. Squid says:

    As a show of bipartisanship on my own part, I would like to invite Senators and Congressmen from both parties to fuck right off!

  3. sdferr says:

    Those would be the floppy things one slips over one’s high-style Italian crafted tassle-loafers when preparing to go walking in the rubble of NJ and NY shore towns?

  4. William says:

    Hey, kids are going to have sex. And then cover up their sex with abortions. And then get into a serious drug habit to try and squash their guilt. And then become massive drains on the State. We’re being practical!

  5. cranky-d says:

    I didn’t believe it, but only because the title of the program would never fly with Boner. The concept, however, is another story.

  6. Mike LaRoche says:

    Christie/Fluke 2016!

  7. dicentra says:

    As long as we’re doing humor: #StarWarsFiscalCliff

    “I felt a great disturbance in the budget, as if billions of dollars suddenly cried out in terror and disappeared”

    Darth Boehner: “I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”

    Obama: I love you. Obama: I know.

    Sequester me like you did on the shores of lake Naboo.

    It’s a TARP!

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