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Scenes from an Italian Restaurant, 3

Billy Joel:  “Do you remember those days hanging out at the village green?  Engineer boots, leather jackets, and tight blue jeans.  Drop a dime in the box, play a song about New Orleans.  Cold beer, hot lights, my sweet romantic teenage nights –”

Former supermodel Christie Brinkley: “– Um, no. I was like 8 at the time, remember?  And living in LA.  Christ, how much have you had to drink, anyway…?”

9 Replies to “Scenes from an Italian Restaurant, 3”

  1. Tman says:

    Billy Joel’s Repaired Citroen:”For the love of God Christie, please take the keys away from him…I can’t take another trip through someones living room…..”

  2. skinbad says:

    Billy Joel: “Just shut up Christie. Or maybe you’d like me take you over to Pat O’Brien’s table and introduce you.”

  3. Alpha Baboon says:

    Billy Joel’s 2002 Blue Mercedes Benz: “.. and dont even think about lettin’ him take me out.. I’ll drop my tranny right here in the road before I’ll let his drunk ass put me in the trees again..

    Turing word: here

    As in: damn straight..right here in the road..

  4. Brian J. says:

    This follows a post called Closer to the Borderline, which alludes to Joel’s song “Close to the Borderline” from the 1980 album Glass Houses.

    I applaud your subtle genius, Jeff.

  5. CraigC says:

    The Window: What do you think the odds are of that drunken sot finding me again?

    Spamword “lost,” as in, “Man, I’m totally lost.  I think I’ll pull into this living room to ask directions.”

  6. Slick Willy says:

    Michael Jackson wishes his 8-year-old “friends” had a memory like Christy’s.

    Turing word: within

    I’m not going there with regard to the King of Pop.

  7. JD says:

    Mailbox #1: So.  How’s it going over there?

    Mailbox #2: Oh, pretty good since Billy moved off the island.  You?

    Mailbox #1: Dude, I’m pumped.  I’ll be ready for that dude when he comes back.  I mean, he’s gotta be down to his old VW microbus by now.  I can dodge those easily, man!

    Mailbox #2: Um, didn’t you check?  Your pole is sunk in concrete with a steel bar on the spine.  They’re using you to help protect the house now.

    Mailbox #1:

    Mailbox #2:

    Mailbox #1: So, what other kinds of cars does he have, anyway?

    Spam word:  “pressure”

    You’ve got no scars/on your face/and you have to deal with PRESSURE!

  8. Alpha Baboon says:

    “Man, I’m totally lost.  I think I’ll pull into this living room to ask directions.”

    Hahahaha great line CC !

  9. Frogbrother says:

    Billy Joel: “I aaaaaam…. an innocent maaaaaan! Oh yes, I aaaaam!”

    Blue 2002 Mercedes Benz: “That’s nice.  Hey, could you let off my accelerator?  We’re already inside this guy’s living room.”

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