Here’s a little “tale of the tape” comparison between Clint Eastwood and Senate Majority Leader pro tem Harry Reid:
Eastwood: High Plains Drifter
Reid: Low-life grifter
Eastwood: The man with no name
Reid: The man with no shame
Eastwood: Pale Rider
Reid: His bills have riders that are beyond the pale
Eastwood: Talked to a vacant chair
Reid: Needs to vacate his chair
Eastwood: Escaped from Alcatraz
Reid: Belongs there
Eastwood: Space Cowboy
Reid: Maurice
So to those who have been in the habit of referring to Reid as “Dirty Harry,” cut it out.
Eastwood: Takes out the Trash
Reid: Fears old people losing their junk mail.
Greetings:
Eastwood: “You’ll have to pry this gun from my cold dead hands.”
Reid: “You’ll have to pry this Senate seat from my cold dead ass.”
I keep trying to get somebody to call me “The Gangster of Love”, but all they usually do is laugh. Snicker, actually.
People can be cruel.
Eastwood: Dirty Harry
Reid: Dingy Harry
– Have you tried Clorets mojo?
– As far as Reid, I’ve always just refereed to him as Senator Old Crook.
Eastwood: Former Mayor of Carmel
Reid: Carmelized onion stewing in its own crapulence, served in a dirty ashtray with crumbled fumunda cheese.
Too wordy?
Eastwood: The Gauntlet
Reid: Gaunt
Eastwood: Outlaw Josie Wales
Reid: Wails
Nice one, Leigh.
Thanks, William.
eastwood: shoots a sicko
reid: sicko
Eastwood: Heartbreak Hill
Reid: Heartbroken over Hillary
Eastwood: Harry Callahan
Reid: Harry GreaseMyHand
Eastwood: Tightrope
Reid: Dickhead.
Eastwood: Play Misty for Me
Reid: Likes to play with old man balls in the Senate restroom stalls.
Wait, am I doing this right?
mojo, Change your name to Maurice.
Jeff, you’re the landlord. Ain’t nobody gonna tell you you’re doing it wrong.
Unless you are.
CE: Where Eagles Dare
HR: Where Dollars Bare
CE: Gunny
HR: Gummy
CE: Rowdy Yates
HR: Harry Hates
Last night I remembered that Clint’s movie was called Heartbreak Ridge, not Heartbreak Hill. Think I mixed it up with Hamburger Hill.
Hmmmm.
Eastwood: Heartbreak Ridge
Reid: Heartbroken over having confirmed Tom Ridge.
…nah.
E: Slew crooked framer.
R: Slewfoot enabler.
eastwood: dirty harry.
reid: uncle harry the pederast