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If instead of going On The Road, famed Beat writer Jack Kerouac spent the early 1950s as an Ambassador to Cuba

Kerouac:  “Sure, it’s beautiful and everything.  But you can’t really smoke sugar cane, y’know? Now imagine these same lush island fields filled with a tobacco-cannabis hybrid.  Can you see it?  Because there‘s a bumper crop Jack can move, baby.”

9 Replies to “If instead of going On The Road, famed Beat writer Jack Kerouac spent the early 1950s as an Ambassador to Cuba”

  1. Spacemonkey says:

    The whole first of the 50’s and he only says one thing?

  2. CraigC says:

    Now imagine these same lush island fields filled with a tobacco-cannabis hybrid.

    Ginsburg: Now imagine them filled with strong young field workers, their sinewy arms reaching for the harvest, sweat glistening on their bronzed backs….

  3. Flea says:

    Burroughs: Now imagine them under the glassy eye of the liars cowards collaborators traitors. Liars who want time for more lives, Cowards who can not face your “dogs”, your “wetbacks”, your “human animals” with the truth. Collaborators with Insect People with Vegetable People. With any people anywhere who offer you a body forever…

  4. gail says:

    Burroughs! Careful with the bugspray around Flea…

  5. Alpha Baboon says:

    Fulgencio Batista: Take your Reefer and shove it straight up your ass Kerouac.. I dont need you or your BEAT sensibilities.. So hit the road.

    I have friends in your government. Friends in your Cosa Nostra. Friends in Miami. Friends in your CIA. Beautiful Dancing Girls.. Beautiful Casinos and Hotels.. Beautiful beaches.. We’re going to be the next freakin Florida ! So what if we have a few disgruntled guerillas up in the hills.. Is no big deal.. Theyre peasants..I’ll take care of it. Hell, in 20 years I’m gonna have my own fucking Disneyland! God bless Capitalism.

    Kerouac: Whoa….That is so 1940s thinking, you dig ? Communism and Reefer.. Thats where the wise investors are going..

  6. Alpha Baboon says:

    Fulgencio Batista: Did I mention the woman and pony shows ? We have those too..

  7. CraigC says:

    I thought they were donkeys.

  8. Sean M. says:

    LeRoi Jones: “Man, Jack, why you dealin’ with that Bautista pig?  That hepcat Castro is where it’s at!  On the other hand, the donkey show is pretty cool.”*

  9. Alpha Baboon says:

    Fulgencio Batista: Ayyeeii Carumba ! Do I have to explain everything to you gringos ? Donkeys are so Tiajuana.. Here in Cuba we use only 100% thoroughbred Shetland Ponies, bred especially for their spongey length.. and long soft hair that chicks dig..

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