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I kid the social cons. Because I love.
You have to wonder if the doll speaks English or the Jim Caviezel-vogue Aramaic.
As former Texas governor Ma Ferguson once said, “If English is good enough for the Lord Jesus Christ, it’s good enough for the state of Texas.”
“While Socha is Catholic and has been active in giving time and money to church groups for years, Livingston is Jewish. He said it doesn’t seem strange to him selling the Jesus doll, though. ‘I have a very open mind and believe people can have their own beliefs and religion,’ he said.”
i.e. “As long as I can make a buck off it! I am, after all, a money-grubbing kike.”
Seriously. Isn’t that just like a kike?
Free markets my ass! This stinks of ZOG!
It’s just a matter of time before Mattel comes out with a Jew-Eye Joe.
You friggin’ goys just don’t get it!
We are God’s chosen people and we’ll make money any way we want!
Now shut up and pass me another felafel. Zionists rule!
I’ll bet old one-percenter manages to take this joke wrong as well.
I think we need a need acronym for certain web denizens. PPIB: Panties Perpetually In a Bunch.
I knew it was only a matter of time.
I heard about this on Fox News the other day.
I can’t decide if it’s stupid or just really stupid.
Right, JW, think of the possibilities. Cockeysville Barbie, who says things like, “But I wanna go to Miammmiiiiiii!!” (That was for Jeff. I could have said Miami Beach Barbie.)
Her boyfriend Schlomo, who works in the banking industry. No, wait. He’s in the jewelry business.
Her boy Elroy….
Spamword “those,” as in those people need dolls too, you know.”
Hey RWS —
Thanks for calling last week. It was nice to talk to you.
Oh sure, thank the nice sounding (and nice looking) woman from Texas, but no thanks to the rest of your minions…
Okay, am I the only that thought, “Geez, fashion sure didn’t change much in 1200 years”? I mean the belt technology is just primitive. At least the V-neck looks like some progress.
This strikes me as sacreligious. But then, most of my post-11 year-old Barbie/Francie doll scenarios involved them taking off their clothes and getting into bed together (or with imaginary boy dolls), so I’m bound to see a lot of mischief in this.
Attila Girl, No doubt.
It was nice talking to you too Jeff.
Hey Jeff..just got home and noticed the link. Thanks!
Spam word: elements. As in “I hope Jeff’s call screener keeps certain elements off his show on Thursday.You know, like helium and that punk-ass gas argon”.
Jesus is looking a little too buff. I think he’s doing a little more than lifting. Perhaps we need a congressional hearing on this.
Spamword: It’s on account of the ‘roids.
That must have been why he ripped loose on those money changers! Roid rage.
And I think Moses has his dress on backwards.
Jesus cleavage… oh my.
I want a Whore of Babylon, a John the Baptist (with removable head and a silver platter), a Seven Veils dancer, a citizen of Sodom, a citizen of Gomorrah (the Jan Brady of sinful towns), and a Jawa with vinyl cloak.
And does anyone know if Jesus has a kung-fu grip?
You all are just begging for a smiting, aren’t ya?
Oh, no! Jesus has a flavor saver. I mean, soul patch.
And he’s looking a lot like Dennis Miller these days.
Are those blue eyes? Well, maybe he got them from his dad.
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Turing word: The CNN story gives no details of the dolls’ eyes.
WTF? That’s not what I typed…
Yeah, CNN says jesus has a kung-fu grip…
I want a Mary Magdelane doll.
…because any hooker cool enough to hang with Jesus is cool enough to hang with me.
TW: “seemed”, as in seemed like a good thing to say until I pressed “Submit”
Hoodlumman, payback is when Jeff dies and this ENTIRE BLOG flashes before his eyes!!!!
Anatomically Correct Jesus
Puncture wounds in ankles and wrists, a big one in the side.
oh … and a penis.
Don’t go there.
Seriously, what does one DO with a Jesus doll?
I mean, seriously.
Later,
bbeck
I don’t care if it rains or freezes
‘Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin’ on the dashboard of my car,
Made of plastic pink and pleasant
Glows in the dark ‘cause it’s iridescent,
Take it with you when you travel far.
Get yourself a sweet Madonna
Clad in rhinestones, settin’ on a
Pedestal of genuine tortoise shell;
Goin’ ninety, I ain’t scary
‘Cause I got the Virgin Mary
Assurin’ me that I won’t go to hell…
Ah, XTRA, transmitter power one million watts, at oh-dark-thirty, heading west on US 80. Showin’ my age… but Brother Howard could have moved that merchandise.
Regards,
Ric
[spamword: reason. Is there a reason for that?]
So what’s next, the 10,000 piece Masada Action Set ? Comes complete with a detailed plastic stronghold, a 9,000 man fully armed & equipped Roman Tenth Legion, and a 1,000 man Zealot Rebel army made of flexible nylon so they can be arranged in a variety of lifelike and deathlike poses. (Extra Jewish slaves for seige ramp building sold seperately) New from ZOG TOYS Intl.
Ahh..Religious toys.. What a great alternative to those violent GI Joe action figures that just glorify war and killing… Peace Brother !
Hey… That Jesus looks suspiciously like “My Buddy Jesus” from Dogma… Whats up with that ?
“I want a Mary Magdelane doll.”
She’s already a Cheney advisor. Carville? WTF.
So some gay episcopalian priest in…wait for it…Vermont just told his flock last week that Jesus might have been gay. After all, dontcha know, he traveled with guys, never married, and professed that the love his life was a man. (Sorry, too lazy/incompetent to link.)
My thought: that Jesus doll would not be comfortable in Provincetown.
Okay, the sandals might work, but, heavens, the sackcloth is so…old testament!
Or maybe a new TV show, ”Jew Eye for the Goy Guy”
It could be like a show where a bunch of Jews teach a Goy guy how to bargain.. Or how to dress in black and curl their sideburns or how to get a good deal on a diamond from their cousin in the business or something..
Or it could be ”Goy Eye for the Jew Guy”.. and Goy guys could teach a Jew appreciation for Monster Trucks and Pabst Blue Ribbon.. and single wide trailers and wife beater t-shirts and stuff.
Or, I could give up.
Now all that’s needed is a Mary Magdelene doll complete with Jesus’ baby…and The DaVinci Code will complete!
well, if he doesn’t have gliding action, the deal’s off.
You’re killing me, JW.
I once picked up a plastic set of Isrealites and Philistines (featuring that one giant guy) at a Mormon thrift store. My son loved to bury the spearmen and swordsmen in the sandbox, so it was a good buy. Never figured out where David was, but what did I expect for 99 cents?
For those interested:
http://www.catholicfamilycatalog.com/davidset.htm
So, tell me again why I want a Johhny Damon doll that doesn’t even come with a Sox uniform? I mean, I guess it’s possible that he wears a robe like that in the locker roo–
Oh, nevermind.
JW,
No recycling your bits.. You already used the
“..Or, I could give up.” schtick on a previous thread.. So which is it ? Do you give up or passively aggressively not give up by saying “Or, I give up” after everything I write ?
What more do you want ? I cut the comment into two bite sized morsels of <6 lines, just for you.
Oh, I forgot one last ‘or’;
Or, I could use 10,000 words and 10 Uncut Column Inches of Truth to bloviate on the same topic.. Which I believe Jeff’s already said he’s cool with. Remember, as has oft been said, “Politics is the Art of Compromise” .. and so is Commenting..
Turing word: wrote
As in: ‘I give up’, he wrote once again
Ric Locke, Hey, that’s Tom Paxton. I haven ‘t heard Tom Paxton in twenty years.
I’m kinda torn here. I don’t like making fun of Jesus, but the Devil is filling my mind with images of new characters in “Toy Story 3.”
Cult Voice:
There is no evil. Only bad decisions. There is no evil. Only bad decisions.
There is no evil. Only bad decisions.
There is no evil. Only bad decisions.
So like, dude, kin I have yer laptop after yer done wipin’ out?
Tough riddle. I give up.
hmmmm. Indeed
“But you got to be the Jews last time!
Kelly,
C’mon, you must know Jesus was Irish. The evidence is incontrovertible. He didn’t leave home until He was thirty. He hung out with a bunch of fishermen. He never married. And…..wait for it now………His mother thought He was God.
Sorry, Irish. Your description still sounds like a Jewish guy.
I still like my David Hasselhoff action figure.
Seriously, what does one DO with a Jesus doll?
You pay another $5 for a pair of popsicle sticks and some thumbtacks. Duhhh!
[Spam word “hours”—as in, that’s the longest I have left before the lightning bolt.]
What do you do with a talking Jesus doll?
Switch the voice box with this doll’s.