Stuffed on Jiffy Pop and sleeping like a spent john here inside my sweatpants. But only because he was chilly.
No, really.
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Dance, armadillo, dance!!!
”…sleeping like a spent john…”
Now that’s descriptive!
You better smell his breath.. I mean, he could’ve got hold of whatever was left of that thai stick you were gambolling on the other day. And while one generally pictures Armadillos eating insects and plants… they are in fact omnivores and love the taste of manflesh…. and, well.. I wouldnt want an Armadillo with the munchies around MY manflesh… I’m just saying..
Turing word: service
As in: Let him service you and then get out.
Are you in your sweatpants, too?
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Ah, the Michael Jackson defense.
Lucky for you it was Jiffy Pop. That Orville Redenbacher shit gets ‘em cranked and all skittery.
Is it something in the simulated butter flavoring?
I think so. iirc there was a lawsuit or something not too long ago about plant employees that had health problems due to inhaling that stuff.
it must be serious they have their own website.
I just have to thank you for the song loop that’s been running in my head for the past three days…damn your onanist haiku!!!
– I give them 5 minutes and they’ll be arguing about who’s “comb” is the largest…
– Just wait til they discover “flying space hens”, and the difficulties of egg laying in space, although the Ruskki’s have blazed some trails in that area…