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Dear Vogue, what did you do with Mr. Tinkles? [Darleen Click]

Last seen during the Democratic National Convention, Mr. Tinkles, the poodle who sleeps curled up atop the DNC Chair’s scalp …

… is no where to be found in Debbie’s Vogue shoot

Also MIA, Deb’s jowls, short/wrinkly neck, hips, cellulite arms and down-turned nose.

And this poor dear, champion of the poor with the ferocity of fulfilling her charitable urges with other people’s money (leaving her investments overseas), was forced to wear a dress worth $2,000.

36 Replies to “Dear Vogue, what did you do with Mr. Tinkles? [Darleen Click]”

  1. newrouter says:

    “thar she blows…”

  2. BigBangHunter says:

    – I was going to comment on the shoot originally being slated for Dog World, but Alpo pet products nixed because of Tinkles absence, so Debbie did Vogue, and then Vogue airbrushed the pics until she didn’t cause any widespread vomiting.

    – Sully goes ballistic, but keeps it together enough to continue the “urban legend” that Bummblefuck cares about the middle class.

    – Well, in any way that a dyed in the wool Marxist ever “cares” about the middle class, which is to say, in any way they can be conscripted into indentured servitude and controlled economically and on election day that is.

  3. BigBangHunter says:

    Link….

  4. leigh says:

    Poor Sully. Maybe Mitt will lend him his handkerchief.

    Heh.

  5. Ernst Schreiber says:

    She has a very masculine jaw in profile, doesn’t she?

  6. newrouter says:

    the fantasy world… give me dws “down and dirty” per rev wright

  7. newrouter says:

    go on to the end, we shall mock them fight in France, we shall mock them fight on the seas and oceans, we shall mock them fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall mock them fight on the beaches, we shall mock them fight on the landing grounds, we shall mock them fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall mock them fight in the hills; we shall never surrender

  8. leigh says:

    When I first saw that Vogue picture a few days ago, I thought (briefly) ‘Is that Ann Coulter? She looks different. Heavier and cut her hair, maybe.’

    Then I read the caption that it was DWS. That p-shopper got paid the big money.

  9. newrouter says:

    60’s statism

    Petula Clark – Downtown

  10. BigBangHunter says:

    – Speaking of vomiting skanks, TMZ had a vid up on Drudge that was a cut from Lady Gaga’s current tour, where she tosses her cookies onstage “without missing a step”. Sort of audience participation that way.

    – Not to take things to an extreme, the vid was removed because of…..if you can believe it…..copyrights.

  11. newrouter says:

    dog and pony show no

  12. BigBangHunter says:

    ….Meanwhile, over at HuffPoop, the Proggies are all atwitter, having found yet another burning Bush to fear and loath, as one of their most cherished, and racist, dogma’s is in trouble.

  13. BigBangHunter says:

    – The NYT Union Chief: Times Is Hypocritical about Unions….

    – I wandered down to the New York Times building in Manhattan this afternoon to watch the walkout, and I spoke to a union representative. I asked him whether he was concerned by the gap between the Times’s treatment of its unionized staff, and the pro-union rhetoric of the paper’s editorial board. He told me, “We have a problem with that. We’ve realized that what we’ve said in the New York Times editorial pages is not what is being followed…they fly in the face of their own editorial board . . . it’s just money”.

  14. BigBangHunter says:

    “Turkish president says “worst case” unfolding in Syria.”

    – …..And as usual, where the fuck is Obama?

  15. EVL29 says:

    Am I the only one who thinks the photoshopper actually made DWS fappable?

  16. Mike LaRoche says:

    The individual in the Vogue shoot is a completely different person. She has to be. There is absolutely no similarity between the people depicted in the above two photos.

  17. @PurpAv says:

    Am I the only one who thinks the photoshopper actually made DWS fappable?

    “Its a trap” – Adm Akbar

  18. John Bradley says:

    What, you’re saying she’s got a wang?

    <background ‘fap fap fap’ noise stops>

    Oh well, wouldn’t be the first time… (“Damn you, poorly-captioned Taiwanese ladyboys!”)

  19. beemoe says:

    That is beyond p shop and approaching CGI.

  20. McGehee says:

    It’s photoshop all right, but the base photo is of Ashley Judd. I think.

  21. DarthLevin says:

    …never mind that Mr. Tinkles’ throw pillow has an unreported second home in New Hampshire.

    But it’s a very modest second home, very like that all of us have. A mere $600,000 or so.

  22. Pablo says:

    RNC Research: Since debate, Obama has mentioned Big Bird 8 times, Elmo 5 times, Libya 0 times and plans to fix the economy 0 times.

    Axelrod throws in the towel.

  23. DarthLevin says:

    Sir Mixalot saw the Vogue version and commented, “I am disappoint”.

  24. Alec Leamas says:

    The individual in the Vogue shoot is a completely different person. She has to be. There is absolutely no similarity between the people depicted in the above two photos.

    My thoughts exactly. If someone became acquainted with DWS via Vogue, and then saw someone with the same name gabbing on television, they would conclude that the chyron showing “Debbie Wasserman Schultz D-FL” was a mistake.

  25. William says:

    I love the pose itself.

    Text: “What are you thinking about, darling?”

    “I’m thinking about…”

    She leans over the balcony and looks wistfully over Capitol Mall

    “…the Poor.”

  26. EBL says:

    If they could do this to Debbie Wasserman Shultz, what other lies has the media been feeding us?

    For example…

  27. Slartibartfast says:

    They’ve removed about 35 lbs from the woman. Of course she looks good.

  28. Slartibartfast says:

    I mean, this is what her face really looks like. That picture…that’s this woman, right?

  29. Slartibartfast says:

    Ok, to be fair: most of her heaviness is in teh thunder thighs, which these photos leave out. From the waist up she has been fairly slender, from time to time. Here is her about a year ago.

  30. Alec Leamas says:

    I see you some hips and raise you a pair:

    http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/12.jpg

  31. leigh says:

    Heh. I forgot about that pic, Alec.

    The Wonce must have felt like he had a short Mechelle next to him.

  32. leigh says:

    And as usual, where the fuck is Obama?

    Cracking wise about Big Bird and the Count on the trail.

  33. Ernst Schreiber says:

    He’s eating his waffles with a side of arugala, while trying to figure out how he’s going to sneak his cigarettes past the everwatchful harpy today.

    Get serious BBH, Syria is above SCOAMF’s paygrade.

  34. leigh says:

    Pablo, one might be tempted to point out that Obama is fundamentally unserious about the troubles facing our country and the trying times in the world in which we live.

    And murdered ambassadors.

  35. Car in says:

    Yea, they’ve done a little work on her thighs in that picture. There is no way you can twist/angle to make it look like that.

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