Sure thing: Man, those liberals sure are crazy, aren’t they? The way they’re so, like, liberal and all? I hate that!
And that Howard Dean is quite the liberal nut, isn’t he? The way he’s always calling Republicans stupid and mean? Well, Howie, I got news for you: you’re the one who’s stupid and mean, my tiny stump-necked brother! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeearrrgh!
Can I get an amen?
And don’t even get me started on that Nancy Pelosi…
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update: I mean, what a bitch, am I right…?
Ace? Ace? What have you done with Goldstein?!
Barbara Boxer? What a hosebeast!
…hey, is this thing on…?
Jeff,
What’s up? Some e-mailer blowing you up over not having enough conservative “street cred” again?
Well, you know how it is. Can’t wander too far afield or else your erstwhile supporters will quickly throw you over for a finer piece of ass who will tell them exactly what you want to hear.
And can I get an AMEN?
An AMEN and a BOO YAH, two treats in one.
So, you mean if I tell people what they want to hear, I could use the plural form of “reader”?
Wow…
Phew…those liberals, boy they SUCK!
Nancy Pelosi is a farging bastage. Preach it now.
total and complete bee-otch. and kinda scary looking too. AMEN!!!
Farging Icehole!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, Spamword, “radio.”
“Hello…..is this thing on?….I know you’re out there, I can hear you breathing…..is this an audience , or a PAINTING??”
Botox is the elixir of Satan! Sayitwithmenow!
Hey, fuck all them liberals, but not the horses they rode in on, okay?
Because that just has a weird Peter Singer vibe that creeps me out.
Good Gawd!! Ya’ll make wanna testify! I just wanna say, I just wanna say RIGHT NOW, that liberals are wicked in the eyes of the Lawd. They dwell in wrechedness all their days! They’re the minions of Satan, and as such they have many glittering jewels to tempt you to stray from the one true path of righteousness! But FEAR NOT! Fear not. For you have shelter in the arms of the man who died so that you may believe…….Ronald Reagan! Say it with me now! Ronald Reagan! Can I get a witness?
Right on Brother ! Amen !
Of course, the feedback could be because of the high concentration of stupidity and obstructionism shown by the democratic party in the last 3 weeks. Where else am I going to get humorous vetting of liberal idiocy if not here ?
… and how about that Fat, Stinking, Liberal MICHAEL MOORE …. That Cat is one crazy liberal Mofo.. am I right ???
Liberal etymology: initial short /i/ shifted from short /e/; leb, metathesized from Gr. lesb; eral metathesized from OF real, analog. to “regal” or “queenly.” So gay. QED
You know what sucks? Air America! And Tofu! Moonbat invention if there ever was one.
And you don’t even want to know what I can do with OF con and Lat servare if you conservatives torque me off.
Mike Caldwell’s comment just made me choke on some oatmeal.
Yes, those threads that run about 287 posts are a sure indicator that your wandering has really cost you some readers.
/sarc
That Harry Reid, child molester or closet plushy?
Ted Rall. Do I need to say anymore?
Amen.
Oh good, I thought it was just me…
This is one of those “stop drinking coffee while reading” posts….Too funny!
I say we round up every liberal and force them into camps. By day, they’ll make macaroni pictures and monogrammed wallets out of leather. At night, we’ll make ‘em sing hymns around the campfire.
By Gawd, that’ll learn ‘em.
Spamword: ‘has’ The king of helping verbs.
PELOSI SUX!!! DEAN SUX!!!!
Wow, I just learned something. Frothing at the mouth is a great alternative when you can’t brush your teeth.
Mr. G.,
Enjoyed the “Morning After” dialog, even the occasional diatribes therein. It’s interesting how touchy people suddenly became when lines of disagreement that were comfortably waaay over there between us and the bad guys were suddenly in our midst. I hated it that commentors who so frequently amuse us all revealed their weaknesses by not agreeing with me. Seem’s they’d be better informed than that. Once my “Handbook of Right Thought” is published they will have a reliable resource to consult (soon to be available at a bookstore near you).
I’m with Rightwingsparkle on this one, but especially her way of handling disagreement. What a babe!
Keyword – “strength”, as in, “James Surowiecki’s book <<The Wisdom of Crowds>> says the strength of a crowd’s wisdom depends on its diversity of viewpoints, even including errors.”
HCT
“Seems”, not “Seem’s”. Sorry.
HCT
Hey, Can I be the first one in the camp? I love Macaroni pictures!
Thanks HotCuppa Tea! Hey,I’m a lover, not a fighter as everyone here very well knows.
And Oliver Willis.
And bunnies.
Don’t forget the bunnies.
Biden’s a booger-eating plagiarist.
Kennedy? Hasn’t had a solid stool since 9th grade.
Schumer is a Seventeen mag contributo under the nom de plume, Bitsy the Bulimic Bard.
Hillary? Butcher than a WNBA talent scout.
NY Rep. Anthony Weiner? Really, need I say more?