Garrett: “I once dated this totally hot Chinese waitress from the Wok and Roll on Santa Monica and Vine—a nice girl, fantastic in the sack, but dumber than a box of JiaoZi, y’know?
“Anyway, after a couple of weeks I decide it’s time to move on, so I invite her over to the house to break it off. But instead of being cool about it and just enjoying the great Aussie Semillon I poured for us, she gets all wild-eyed and threatens to burn down my house if I ever date another Asian chick. Then she grabs my radio and VCR and takes off in flash of red silk and spiked red pumps like some crazy Chinese devil. Which, that was really kinda freaky, man…”*
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cross-posted at Vodkapundit, where I’m doing some guest posting this week, and where no one has the foggiest idea what to make of it.
I’d like to nail an asian chic before I die.
Kinda makes hay with that old label “Made in Taiwan” that tells you “do not lay flat”, but “immediately tumble..”
Taiwan needs to counter by passing it’s own law that the PRC cannot under any circumstances use force against them and have a first time offense fine of a gazillion dollars.. second time they lose their licences AND another gazillion dollars.. and furthermore that if they choose to do so, any craft (land, sea or air) found illegally parked under Taiwanese airspace will be towed at the PRC’s expense and sold at auction.. Then they could impound the whole PRC Navy and Airforce..maybe even some Army tanks and stuff and hold them until the PRC pays a totally overinflated price for the tow & storage fees & paperwork fees & dispatch fees & driver hourly fees & vehicle release fees any other fees you can think of..
There’s a hella’ lot a money in this scam if you can keep the other tow companies from poaching in your area.
Earl’s Premiun Towing Service – 24/7
Seattle , WA
1-800-TUF-LUCK
The baboon pic is a nice touch, Alpha.
“But instead of being cool about it and, y’know, just enjoying the great Aussie Semillon I poured for us, she gets all wild-eyed and threatens to burn down my house if I ever date another Asian chick.”
Which just goes to show, one never pours Semillon before dinner. Of course she got pissed.
Why not give them something they really won’t understand.
Its those EIGHT HUNDRED IRBM’s that scare me.
Voice of Rod Serling again:
“ Jeff,
You’re travelling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of smell. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries have been fouled by the smell of the stale vomit you and Leif Garrett left on Green’s living room carpet. That’s a signpost up ahead, next stop, the Vodkasphere!”
(Rod Serling as e-commenter conceptual series)
As someone with an Asian spouse, I can assure you that Asian women do not like to be nailed. They much prefer to be screwed.
They much prefer to be screwed.
Well, sometimes. And sometimes they prefer to be heartily rogered. Occasionally made love to. Once in a while shagged, maybe even bonked. Every so often, have their pipes cleaned out. And now and then, they might just want to get some sleep.
Just like any other kind of women, really.
We weren’t talking about using hardware? Damn. Because my wife is a whiz with a Makita.