From Local 6.com
A former North Carolina dentist accused of using syringes to squirt semen into the mouths of female patients was charged Monday with multiple misdemeanor counts of assault on a female.
A Mecklenburg County grand jury indicted Dr. John Hall on seven counts of assault on a female. He was charged with assaulting six patients, including one of them twice, over an eight-month period in 2003.
Hall, 44, who practiced in nearby Cornelius, is expected to turn himself in at the Mecklenburg County jail on Wednesday. He faces up to 120 days in jail if convicted on all the charges.
Hall could not be reached for comment. In the past, he has denied the allegations, calling them “bizarre and sensational.”
Assistant District Attorney David Maloney, who sought Monday’s indictments against Hall, would not comment on the charges.
“We knew these indictments were coming,” said defense attorney George Laughrun.
“Coming”? Oh my.
Jeff, please don’t make me snurfle coffee onto my laptop anymore. Oh my yourself.
P.S. My security word is “like salty snot”, can that be right?
Hey, thanks for stepping on my obvious punchline, Jeff.
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I guess we know who that 5th dentist is.
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In a new developement in this case defense attorney George Laughrun has stated “We knew these indictments were coming.”
In previous press releases, defense attorney Laughrun has always insisted that the indictments were simply ‘breathing heavily’.
Can you account for the whereabouts of the GAY PORN COCK OF LIES when this was going on? And could he pretty please have a conversation with the LEBANESE CLEAVAGE OF FREEDOM? I only ask because you are a giver.
So let me see if I understand this correctly.. If the Doc spooges directly into his patients mouth get gets 3-5 yrs in a State lockdown for each forced oral cop offense.. Actually, three strikes and he’d be gone for good.. BUT if he spooges in a receptacle, then drawns his gyzym** up in a syringe and squirts it in 7 womens mouths (which seems to me infinitely more perverse) he MIGHT get 6 months in Jail..? I guess thats his reward for practicing safe sex.. I mean he might have caught something from any one of those women if he touched his wang directly on her mouth.
Turing word: get
As in: should get life..
** Alan Ginsberg spelling from ‘Howl’
Why use a syringe? What’s wrong with the personal touch? Is he a little shy or what?
Maybe the sight of those glistening white choppers gives him the shrivels.
“Pearly whites,” indeed.
You may laugh, but my teeth are much whiter….
More details from an earlier AP report.
I can’t believe he can’t get more than four months in jail for this.
At least his license to practice in the state is permanently revoked now.
I stand corrected – According to this article ( a news story republished in a usenet newsgroup) his license to practice has been restored, though he has to be supervised while treating female patients.
Good God! Say it ain’t so.
I guess I’m just to damned normal, but I don’t see where the gratification comes in here.
His clinic didn’t look that seedy.
JWebb makes a seminal point.
I hate to ask, but how do they know it is his semen. I mean, the evidence is kinda ruined, isn’t it?
Funniest. Title. Ever.
Most oft’ repeated phrase in his office: “You may need a cosmetic procedure, but I’ll cross that Bridge when I come on it.”
Yes, but on the bright side, the semen was hers to keep. It was, as one court opined, his “gift” to her.
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050224/D88F19S80.html
Wait a minute, gang. Let’s not get premature here….
Yeah, did they run any kind of testes on this stuff to see what it was? I mean, gee whiz.
Did he administer the semen-filled syringes during the day or were they nocturnal emissions?
One of my favorite Mozart pieces.
– four months….his victims just shouldn’t have swallow that…..
“Testes, testes…one, two. Is thing on?”
I love it when I leave out whole words.
Keyword, “his,” as in…well…
I guess it could have been an Addams Family reference.
I might have mentioned this before, but my favorite Simpons line was when Marge wanted to tag along on an outing on Mr Burns’ boat. Smithers is standing there in his little Commodore outfit, and he mutters, “Women and seamen don’t mix.”
HA! Keyword, “length”
Well, today is the Ides of Marge . . .
JWebb, you are a menace. That punning shit is catching, you know. I’ll spend a good five minutes tomorrow at lunch wondering if my orange has appeal. Criminey.
They call him….
THE SPERMINATOR!
(nyuck, nyuck)
Dearest Gail – If it’s not appealing, I hope you don’t Criminey a River.
aaaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh!!!! The Webbinator strikes again.
– Admit it Gail…you’re just pouty because for once I got through an entire thread without mentioning your underwear…
word up: “perform”
I prefer my caption when I emailed this out.
Dr, should I spit?
No, swallow.