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you all, faithful readers, deserve at least one more post before I leave to pick my son up from school

This is that, then.

DISCUSS!

51 Replies to “you all, faithful readers, deserve at least one more post before I leave to pick my son up from school”

  1. Jeff G. says:

    Shit like this? Unblackballable.

    Checkmate!

  2. ebarker says:

    Your posts make kitty scared.

  3. McGehee says:

    That’s it!!! That’s precisely what the internet needs, is more open threads!!!!

  4. Danger says:

    So you decided to put the sin of ommission into practice for *Mr. Gray’s benefit,

    Well played!

    *Author of book in the previous post (STAY WITH ME PEOPLE!;)

  5. Dale Price says:

    Speaking of blackballs.

    From the That Idiot Palin File–“We need death panels.”

    http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/17/opinion/health-care-reform-beyond-obamacare.html?_r=1&

  6. BigBangHunter says:

    – I was down with it Dale until I noticed in the fine pring that “Ryan bucks” are not usuable on car insurance and groceries.

  7. St. Mack says:

    I think if we all work together we can figure out exactly what this post means and if it has unsavory overtones or undertones. Then it’s all in for a rousing debate about what this does or does not say about the author.

  8. Jeff G. says:

    READER POLL!

  9. Dale Price says:

    What a minute…

    “Reader poll.”

    Poll?

    As in POLL TAX, right?

    You and Stacy should just put your hoods on and have done with it.

  10. LBascom says:

    Shit like this? Unblackballable.

    Like my old grand daddy used to say, “The less a man makes declarative statements, the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect.”

  11. palaeomerus says:

    Moxie cola tastes like an ointment for armpit rash.

  12. palaeomerus says:

    “READER POLL!”

    Hmmm. Sounds Welsh.

  13. Commenter 1: The posts here are terrible.
    Commenter 2: Yes, and such small portions.

  14. palaeomerus says:

    Blogger: Here’s the secret to life. BABBLE YADDA HARP A DURP.

    Internet responds: Yah whatever. Tits or it didn’t happen.

  15. LBascom says:

    I think if we all work together we can figure out exactly what this post means and if it has unsavory overtones or undertones.

    Come, come now. I’m sure we can all agree this is unintended racism and violent psycho threats. I mean, he didn’t have to add “then”, clearly a code word for a reference to the past when more than just empty chairs were lynched.

  16. Garym says:

    Unblackballable.
    See, I KNEW you were a raaaaacist!!

  17. palaeomerus says:

    Is “this” really “that”? Would Aristotle agree? If so would his agreement be conditional?

  18. geoffb says:

    “This is that, then.”

    It will have to be changed once we have progressed history’s arrow a bit more toward its destiny. Changed into exactly what we don’t know but it is sure to be racist, extreme, and violent. This is foreordained.

    You have been warned.

  19. palaeomerus says:

    And if they want to shut me up they’ll lock me up for endangering the protected wetland that my backyard has suddenly become.

  20. Bob Belvedere says:

    There are only five words in the body of Jeff’s post, thus leaving more white space than in his average posting.

    Obviously, this is a coded message – a dog whistle, if you will – to all white folks. I’m not sure what exactly the message is, but, as someone who is [verifiably] 1/16th Cherokee, part of me knows it is a raaaaacist one.

    I denounce all of you and 15/16th’s of myself.

  21. B Moe says:

    Too good to ride the bus, huh?

    Why do you hate Gaia?

  22. eCurmudgeon says:

    I think if we all work together we can figure out exactly what this post means and if it has unsavory overtones or undertones. Then it’s all in for a rousing debate about what this does or does not say about the author.

    Dog-whistle!

  23. BigBangHunter says:

    – My guess is that if Satch knew what his Daddy was up too in terms of “passive agressive post-modern signage vis-a-vis hermionic linguistic assignation and epistomoligical deconstruction”, he’d probably take up the flute.

  24. Mike LaRoche says:

    Too good to ride the bus, huh?

    Why do you hate Gaia?

    Bus? Another dog whistle!

  25. BigBangHunter says:

    – I can’t prove theres a sunblimnal message in this post, other than I have a sudden urge to buy a gorki, and name it Fray frey.

    – Maybe I’d get a pass if I just get rid of that soap on a rope.

  26. newrouter says:

    This is that, then.

    caused me to ponder whether i can renounce my us citizenship yet retain my state citizenship.

  27. sdferr says:

    Doug Fister — yeah, that’s right, he stuck his hand somewhere it didn’t belong — pulled out 9 consecutive strikeouts today.

    Yeesh. The things yas gotta do to set a record these days.

    Obama, on the other hand, only has to serve up the nation another plate of shit while calling it candy. He’s historic!

  28. newrouter says:

    oh thought crime and terrorist per splc

    Sovereign citizen movement

  29. palaeomerus says:

    ” B Moe says September 27, 2012 at 4:56 pm
    Too good to ride the bus, huh?
    Why do you hate Gaia? ”

    Because Gaia has been trying to kill us for thousands of years?

  30. Car in says:

    READER POLL!

    Umn …. yes. Definitely yes.

    Whatever the question.

  31. McGehee says:

    I don’t know what the question is either but I just have to cancel out Carin’s vote. So, no.

  32. Car in says:

    Pablo will take my side.

  33. Slartibartfast says:

    Someone is channeling Duncan Black.

    Who, incidentally, I saw referenced as a really clever dude by a FBF of a FBF. That gave me a good laugh, that did.

  34. sdferr says:

    Thank you Toronto. Do it again tomorrow just for the fun of it.

  35. BigBangHunter says:

    – You see. That just shows you how incideous Jeffs posts can be in the subtext.

    – All along I thought he was channeling Maynard J. Krebs.

  36. McGehee says:

    Pablo will take my side.

    He can’t. He doesn’t have the right voter ID.

  37. BigBangHunter says:

    “….Ladies and gentleman we interupt this broadcast to make an important public announcement…. Spanish authorities have confirmed earlier reports that Generalissimo Franco is still dead….We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.”

  38. LBascom says:

    Well, I’m not voting yes, so I guess that counts as a vote for no. Unless I don’t vote at all, and then you can both mark down a vote, I guess.

    So, remember me when you’re handing out credit for your stunning victory.

  39. Pablo says:

    He can’t. He doesn’t have the right voter ID.

    Eh. I’ll just pretend I’m Eric Holder.

  40. newrouter says:

    as a citizen of the original states can i say to fed govt no more?

  41. newrouter says:

    The Whiskey Rebellion demonstrated that the new national government had the willingness and ability to suppress violent resistance to its laws. The whiskey excise remained difficult to collect, however. The events contributed to the formation of political parties in the United States, a process already underway. The whiskey tax was repealed after Thomas Jefferson’s Republican Party, which opposed Hamilton’s Federalist Party, came to power in 1800.
    link

  42. Danger says:

    “Pablo will take my side.”

    Which side is down range?

  43. BigBangHunter says:

    – Just train on the White Dommed building Danger, and don’t forget windage. A whole lot of windage in that area.

  44. geoffb says:

    Our best and brightest, reading books that others wouldn’t. Paying for your own indoctrination is a twist the Soviets never got around to doing.

    The new company store owns more than just your soul. Heart, mind, and body are now also collateral to be rehypothecated over and over till what is you vanishes like MF Global’s client’s cash.

  45. Car in says:

    What day is it?

    Today, of course.

  46. DarthLevin says:

    Do not, for the sake of your own sanity and any remaining hope in humanity you may have left, click on this link.

    Unless you’re an armadillo fresh out of ideas.

  47. sdferr says:

    Panetta says intelligence shows Syria moved some chemical weapons

    President Obama has declared that the threat of chemical or biological warfare in Syria is a “red line” for the U.S., and has warned that the U.S. will not tolerate it if the weapons fall into the wrong hands. He said there would be enormous consequences if the U.S. sees any movement or use of the weapons.

    So far as we can see, there have been no consequences of any sort, let alone of an “enormous” sort.

    What would a prudent man do? How’s about preemptively destroy Assad’s collections in place while the bulk of them are still there, prior to their being scattered to the four winds only to wind up in NY?

  48. cranky-d says:

    I clicked, Darth, and now am scarred for life.

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