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Recent Comments
- In The Mailbox: 02.28.23 (Afternoon Edition) : The Other McCain on Hey, longtime pw readers…
- In The Mailbox: 12.23.22 : The Other McCain on Patrick J. Carroll truly IS a sad, embittered psychopath
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No. Just a second ago the word chance was up there. And now, nothing. Why you mess with us like deees?
Now it’s just these three little stars out there. Two that connect to a galaxy far far away and then there’s the black hole.
Oh. There we are. This post doesn’t apply to me. Muy bien. That Dusty girl does look like some of the mommies in my carpool line.
Stop it!
Ana? You’ve begun talking to yourself again…. Are the children getting to be too much?
No. I just watched Jeff go through a few working titles on this post and it was kind of funny.
Well, let me be the first to say, fuck the Yankees. And the horse they rode in on.
Amen, brother
It was a pony.
Yes. “finally” got that title out. Are you paying the spam-word slave for all the fine work?
Craig, you know you want one of those shirts.
And Daniel is threatening to be a tattle tail!
Was there a moose and a canoe and some handlotion? Because that seems to get results.
DO CLICK
Hahahahaha Got ya !
OK..OK… SIMON SAYS ‘DO CLICK’ !
I read the directions. I knew what the directions were. I didn’t follow the directions.
I clicked. I feel so dirty. It would be only fair and just that a receive a good spanking.
A really long, forceful spanking.
The Sudden Fiction is Suddenly Gone.
It was flenced away like so much blubber. With only a whelk to remember it’s chilly goodness.
Oh, right. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. Sorry. I’ll quit that now.
JW? Need some help?
You know, it’s cruel to treat us this way. (telling us to not click when you know damn well we will!)
Hey, is Dusty Girl how all those dowdy soccer moms look once they get home and slip into something ‘more comfortable’ ?
Yes. All of them. And they are dreaming of you. Oh baby. Oh baby. Oh baby. Oh.
There. Ya happy?
spam word: mean. Was not.
Its not too late for Jay to put me on retainer….
Meh. This Yankees-Red Sox rivalry bores me. Give me the Dodgers and Giants–that’s a real rivalry. Just ask John Roseboro. I mean, if he wasn’t dead, you could ask him. I guess you’d have to ask Juan Marichal.
Diana – Only if your offer involves reciprocity.
You know, Ana, you have a mean streak in you. Must be from growing up in Bethesda. Good thing you didn’t go to BCC.
And Goddammit, Diana, dish on the date!!
You must mean lucky. Lucky lucky lucky.
“Diana – Only if your offer involves reciprocity.”
And by reciprocity, you mean….?
JW – I thought we already had a symbiotic relationship …. tit for tat … sorta!
Got a problem here … one of our airlines just went belly up … so we’ll just have to see what happens on the flip side.
… and thanks JW
(re:comments)
Now that’s interesting! Keyword = “congress”
O/T, but has anyone else noticed that AMREICAN TRUTH IS APPARENTLY NO LONGER UNDER SIEGE?
Sorry, Jeff. I guess you just lost a comedy bit. On the other hand, maybe you just gained a daughter in Tom Delay.
Don’t worry, Jay. I won’t rat you out. I don’t have to. Evil George has his minions everywhere looking for this stuff.
If there’s a buck to be squeezed out of somewhere he’ll find it. After all, he’s gotta pay for that bloated payroll somehow…..
Why not?
swimdad, followed instructions
Er – my daughter went to BCC and all the soccer moms there were NAMED Dusty, or actually were – not Muffy or Missy like at Whitman.
WTF? Did I stumble into some former-DC-Metro- Right-Wing-English-Major-Smell-the-Freedom-Gay Porn-Clevage-of-Liberty Blog? PW is like a magnet. Like one of those pacemaker magnets that’s shaped like a doughnut and could pull nails from your house if you held it just the right way.
–Missy
Diana has inspired me. Who will be the first to, er, enter, my virginal blog?
spamword: come
What’s with all the attraction metaphors, Ana? First, a black hole, now a nail-pulling magnet…welcome inside the event horizon.
spamword “issue”
What happens inside the event horizon cannot be known…
Turing word: simply
As in: I dont know why not.. it just simply cannot be known.. thats what the book says.. I didnt write it..I’m just quoting it.. Jeezuzzz.
I have taken the Lady Gail’s virtual virginity. What do y’all think I should do with it?
Keyword, “started”…un-fucking believable.
I know it’s a random word generator, but really, it’s starting to get downright creepy.
CC…
Prove it.. Its customary to hang your sheets out of your virtual window for all the world to see. If you dont you’ll dishonor Gail.. and all the world will think she gave up her virtual virginity in the 8th grade without a struggle to some Sr Highschool blogger in a drunken horizontal tango in the back seat of his mom’s Pinto..
.. and thats probably not the case at all.. is it?
Well, you’d have to ask her, but from my understanding, it was a beat-up ‘71 Nova.
Ok, this has got to stop. Keyword, “doing,” as in,”Mommmmmm, Gail’s been doing it with Kenny in the car again!”
You might be right.. The ‘71 Nova.. Now that was a babe magnet…
The Nova. Was that one of those muscle cars that mainly came in avacado green?
And I can’t post at Gail’s because I’ve done some dimwitted thing.
I can’t believe I’m answering this seriously, but no, the green was more like forest green. They had all the Cehvy colors, metal flake blue, etc.