From Erick Pfeiffer, NRO’s Beltway Buzz:
NYT Arrives Locked and Loaded
You can expect the mainstream press to ask its share of loaded questions in presidential press conferences. However, Elizabeth Bumiller of the New York Times asked Bush a question that caught even the White House press off-guard.
When discussing Paul Wolfowitz, Bumiller described Wolfowitz as “a chief architect of one of the most unpopular wars in history.†The president was clearly surprised by the opinionated slant of the question, as was just about everyone in the room. After laughing, President Bush responded, “That’s an interesting start.â€Â
As emailer abnjm asks, “Do you think Elizabeth Bumiller has an 8” cock? And will we be seeing it?”
Well, I’d say we just did.
Reached for comment, Jeff Gannon’s GAY PORN COCK OF LIES shrugged, then had itself a cream soda.
The House Judiciary Committee voted against adopting a resolution demanding Bush agencies turn over all credentialing information related to James D. Guckert 21-10, the discredited conservative reporter and prostitute who wrote under the nom de guerre “Jeff Gannon.â€Â
Rep. John Conyers (D-MI), the ranking Democrat on the committee, said the resolution was imperative to ensuring that the line between reporters and activists remains clear.
“If we don’t investigate this matter thoroughly,†Conyers said, “where and when will be draw the line? I plead with my committee members in the Judiciary to support this very plain but necessary [amendment].â€Â
F. James Sensenbrenner, chairman of the committee, said he felt that “the Administration, in my opinion, has substantially investigated this matter.â€Â
“The Secret Service has determined that Mr Guckert did not pose a danger to the President or his family,†Sensenbrenner said.
Sensenbrenner outlined his opposition to the measure in terms of not wanting to interfere with “competing investigations†by the Administration he said were already underway.
“I would reiterate the fact that the Administration has substantially complied with the request for information,†the Wisconsin Republican said.
Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee said the matter demanded an investigation.
It “cries out for a House investigation,†she said. “I frankly believe that this is no less serious than my colleagues thought the Clinton investigation was to them.â€Â
Jackson Lee said Gannon had engaged in a possible “penetration of the White House.â€Â
‘Penetration.’ Nice touch, Sheila.
Question: HOW CAN ANYONE CLAIMING TO BE A PATRIOT ALLOW THE GAY PORN COCK OF LIES TO LAY FLACCID, NESTLED IN THE DARK AND SECRETIVE MONS PUBIS OF ADMINISTRATION MALFEASANCE?
THE COCK MUST BE QUERIED OR THE REPUBLIC SHALL SURELY PERISH!
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(thanks to eddie)
Breaking news: Elizabeth Bumiller operates a porn escort site!
http://www.hotsexynytreportersforhire.com
I cant picture an 8” Cut Gay Porn Cock of Lies “Shrugging” since it has no shoulders… I would think more like ‘Shrivelling’.. huh?
J/H
Turing word: but
no..it hasnt got a but either..
..or ’Flaccidating‘… is that a word?
Turing AI word: second
As in: He thought he’d seen the 8” Gay Porn Cock shrug, but upon second thought he realized that all he’d seen was flaccidating…
No. It shrugged.
You can’t shrug if you don’t have shoulders …
Uh, wait. Did I miss a memo?
“One of the most unpopular wars in history.”
All of the popular wars hang out in Europe. The unpopular ones hide out behind the gymnasium between classes smoking unfiltered cigarettes.
Or maybe Ms. Bumiller meant, “One of the most unpopular wars in [the] history [of liberal hatred for democracy and the spread of freedom in the Middle East.]”
Jeff, excellent use of “itself”. That threw me off there for a second.
She asked a slanted question! At a press conference! We must … we must … INVESTIGATE HER SEX LIFE!!! Because of the HYPOCRISY!
She must be on the payroll of leftists hell-bent on dominating the government with left-wing propaganda for leftism! I bet she once had sex after a date where the guy paid for dinner and movie: which means … she’s qualifies her to be a PROSTITUTE too, both in the sense of being paid by leftists with an agenda and in the sense of some tenuous connection between remuneration and sex.
Which means: she must be hiding some WBNA-LOVING, FIELD HOCKEY-PLAYING LESBO LOVE CARPET O’ LIES. It must be revealed. In full color pictures on multiple websites. Because of the HYPOCRISY.
On second thought, it might not be merely a LESBO LOVE CARPET O’ LIES. It might be a MUFF O’ MISREPRESENTATIONS. Or a SNATCH OF SNOOKERY. Or even a P*SSY OF DECEIT, for that matter, which must be posted on multiple internet sites. Because why? The HYPOCRISY!
Do all the popular wars pick on the unpopular wars? Do unpopular wars feel rejected? Are they right now listening to Korn and MegaDeath?
I just wanna know.
Do unpopular wars come to school and shoot all the popular wars that make fun of them?
I f’en hate John Conyers. Please, John, tell us EXACTLY where to find that line between reporter and activists.
Can Carin get an Amen?
Amen, Carin.
I’m going to go read some Federalist Papers and think of better men and better times.
The unpopular wars like to get together in their friend’s mom’s basement to watch the Revenge of the Nerds movies.
Now Rep. Jackson Lee can get back to her more important crusades; like haranguing the rascist National Oceanic and Atmospheric Admin. for not giving hurricanes more African-American female names.
McGhee, thats so 1980’s… Unpopular Wars get together in their friend’s mom’s basement and watch Napoleon Dynamite these days..
Gooosssshhh…. Idiiiiiiiots !
I don’t want to belabor the point – but here in Michigan, I’m stuck with Granholm, Levin, Conyers, MOM Kilpatrick (I’m in her district), and Detroit’s own Kwame. Oh, Engler … why have you forsaken us???
sans-a-belt:
I like GAY PORN PUSSY OF DECEIT!!!, myself.
Also: Hope you find your belt.
You people make me sick! I mean, how dare you compare Elizabeth Bumiller, a PROPERLY CREDENTIALED JOURNALIST WHO PROBABLY WENT TO J-SCHOOL AND WORKS FOR A RESPECTABLE [snigger] NEWS OUTLET with Jeff Gannon’s 8” CUT GAY PORN COCK OF LIES?!!
Shame. Shame on all of you.
Maybe it was her lumberjack plaid shirt with the “Turkey Basters Club of America” logo.
Shame me again you big strong man.
Er. Sorry.
JakeH, the people who declare which wars are popular or unpopular, are still living in the ‘80s.
– Wonder if it would’ve been more popular if they’d have run a 13 week pilot intro series first with a good publicity blitz claiming that there were WMD’s in Chirac’s hot tub….
– the only thing we have to fear is BUMILLER’S USE OF THE TERM “CHIEF ARCHITECT” IN THE SAME SENTENCE AS “ALL YOU WHACKED OUT TEXAS ASSHOLES THAT GET TO BE PRESIDENT WHILE I HAVE TO SIT HERE WITH A RUN IN MY DOWDY PANTYHOSE AND LOOK LIKE I’M NOT COVERING UP FOR DEAN’S PACK OF GAY PORN RUBBER CHICKEN JOKES”……
Elizabeth Bumiller – What a dick. Turing word “paid” well no doubt she was.