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“Issa Expects More Resignations after Release of IG Report on Fast and Furious”

None of them Holder, or any one of any real consequence, all things considered.

In related news, protein wisdom expects a rainstorm of high priced call girls to gently fertilize his lawn, preferably landing softly in a patch of moist daisies, each one of the dampened sky nymphs covered in a fragrant floral dew — and to do so on those days when his wife is either out of town on business, or suitably frisky due to her nearly uncontrollable X habit.

Oh. And a bunch of coupons rain down along with them.

This is an Obama economy, after all.

17 Replies to ““Issa Expects More Resignations after Release of IG Report on Fast and Furious””

  1. LBascom says:

    Holder has a sign on his desk: The buck stops with my assistant, down the hallway on the left.

  2. leigh says:

    Obama has one on his desk that says: What buck? I don’t know anything about a buck.

  3. McGehee says:

    Obama has one on his desk that says: What buck? I don’t know anything about a buck.

    Obama: “Joe, you know anything about a buck?”

    Biden: <snickers>

  4. leigh says:

    Raaacist.

    Heh.

  5. I got a postcard from Eric Holder implying that I should resign as assistant interim U-12 soccer coach because of my involvement in Fast and Furious.

  6. McGehee says:

    Is it my fault Delaware was a slave state?

  7. mojo says:

    Please – “dames de joie”, not “call girls”…

    Everything sounds classier in Froggish.

  8. BigBangHunter says:

    Is it my fault Delaware was a slave state?

    – Not as long as you keep your fuzzy legs under the desk.

  9. BigBangHunter says:

    – Sign on Holders desk: “Plausible deniability is not just a river in Virginia.”

  10. @PurpAv says:

    Need incarcerations, not resignations.

  11. Swen says:

    So.. The Justice Department has thoroughly investigated the Justice Department and determined that the head of the Justice Department is innocent? I’m so surprised!

  12. palaeomerus says:

    Pizza and steak are becoming luxury items again. And by pizza I don’t mean Totinos or Little Caesar’s Hot N’ ready.

    I’m eating “chopped pressed” cold cuts again too.

  13. palaeomerus says:

    1980 2.0

  14. palaeomerus says:

    Well, 1979 2.0 in any case.

  15. LBascom says:

    palaeomerus, maybe if you wore a sweater, and make sure your car tires are inflated, we’ll be OK…

  16. Danger says:

    Univision (Spanish language tv network) asks the questions the LSM won’t ask:

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