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The Debbie Disaster

Okay, fine. So she’s a lying, weaselly, offensive little scumbag.  Stipulated.  But let’s be sure not to hold her reprehensible character against that dear Mr Tinkles, the kindly poodle who sleeps curled up atop the DNC chair’s scalp and who has never, to my knowledge, told the kinds of lies that Wasserman Schultz tells so routinely and effortlessly.

Dogs can’t help who their masters are.

11 Replies to “The Debbie Disaster”

  1. Squid says:

    Yes, but where is PETA? Dim Debbie drags that poor pooch all over the country, and exposes him to harsh television lights all the time. I’ve never seen her set out a bowl of food or water for him, and I have it on good authority that she doesn’t even have a safety crate for him, but instead forces him to ride around on her head when she’s traveling by car or plane.

    Sure, she hasn’t eaten him (yet), but that’s damning with faint praise.

  2. JohnInFirestone says:

    He was well groomed the other night, though.

  3. Squid says:

    One of those women suffers from severe brain trauma, and struggles every day to maintain her ability to walk, speak, read and write.

    The other was shot in the head by a lunatic last year.

  4. sdferr says:

    Caroline Glick, who happens to have recently lost her own beloved dog Olivia , writes on God, Jerusalem and the Obama foreign policy debacle.

  5. sdferr says:

    Thomas Joscelyn and Bill Roggio look hard-eyed at Afghanistan to tell us what Obama and his administration just plain happy-talk lie about.

  6. palaeomerus says:

    That ain’t no dog. That’s the remains of one of those little synthetic rugs you put in front of the toilet.

  7. Mikey NTH says:

    And on top of all of her other redeeming qualities is the complete incompetence. She is the best pick the RNC could have made for the DNC chair.

  8. cranky-d says:

    I assume Mr. Tinkles is on some kind of medication so he doesn’t go nuts and bite DWS’s throat.

  9. BigBangHunter says:

    – Actually she’s the perfrct dog whistle aparatchic windup doll for the Dems. They just feed her some alpo, and point her in the right direction, and she barks out the narrative, She even admits she’s lying, or as she puts it “Of course I say things that aren’t true. That’s what I get paid to do.”

    – Its possible that Tinkles is actually the one doing the talking, and Debbie is just an inflatible. Hatd to say.

  10. palaeomerus says:

    “I assume Mr. Tinkles is on some kind of medication so he doesn’t go nuts and bite DWS’s throat.’

    Mr. Tinkles is a matrix of extruded polyester fiber sprayed with an off brand equivalent to 3M’s famous Scotch Guard(TM) formula. He’s the stuff that trolls are made of once you get above the eyes.

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