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I can relate Jeff.
apple: “Well when would be a day that IS a good day to fuck with you ? And would you recommend reservations ?”
That was a Yang response.
Reservations. Heh.
That apple’s got quite a lip on it, doesn’t it?
Now that’s the king of stuff that really a peels to me.
That was kind heteronormative, Jeff.
Kind “of,” kind “of.”
Shocked.
I never would have thought you’d stoop to flinging homosexual epithets.
I would never fuck with a fruit. Wait, is a cucumber a fruit?
You’re thinking of a banana.
grapefruit: “Amateur. When I want to fuck with him, I just squirt him in the eye at breakfast. What’s he gonna do about it, eat me?”
No no no … bananas are all wrong. Too soft. Cucumbers, though, are HARD and have seeds … (thus, they are fruit, correct?)
I’m not sure that gourds/melons count as true fruits. I’m also not sure I care. Ewww.
Turing word: Hot.
It’s Friday, Good or Not. It’s getting late. I hear a faint dance tune in the background, accompanied by a skittering clanking . . .
That’s me, playing “Angel of Harlem” on the WMP.
Happy Good Friday, everyone.
Turing = his, as in “His GAY PORN CUCUMBER.”
Happy Good Friday, everyone.
My mom actually had an elderly Jewish neighbor who mistakenly passed on just such a greeting, bless her heart. It’s the thought that counts.
But Sean, if you believe the Bible (and I don’t subscribe to any organized religion) it is a happy occasion. It was all meant to be so that Christ could die for our sins, so how would that offend Christians? This is what I don’t understand about the whole “The Jews killed Christ” thing. People who think that don’t even understand their own religion.
Spamword, “received.” C’mon, Jeff, you’re a Jooooooooo.
hello ( lo lo o . . )
HELLO ! ( LO LO o o o . . )
IS ANYBODY HERE ? ( ERE ERE er er )
Wow.. I’ve never been inside a big empty blog
before… not another soul in sight…
not even footprints..
Maybe while I was in here there was a big war
and I’m the last living baboon on earth..
All right !
WHERE IS EVERYBODY ? ( ODY ODY dy dy )
Excellent.. I’ve got probably a gazillion posts here, all to myself.. I can read and read and read and no one here to bother me.. ahh its heaven.. No where did I lay my glasses ? I know I laid them right around here someplace..I’ll find them… ::CRUNCH::
Oh no.. not my glasses.. NOOOOOOOOOOOO !!
ITS NOT FAIR ! ITS NOT FAIRRRRRRRR !!
(voice over – Rod Serling)
Lesson learned.. Be careful what you wish for,
lest you find it.. in the Twilight Zone …
If America had been discovered and George W was president… They would have blamed Bush for killing Jesus.. but since it wasnt and he wasnt, they had to improvise..
-BS
Turing word: Happened
As in: Thats just the way it happened..
Be careful, AB, there are site monitors here.
Well, Craig, I’m no theologian–heck, I’m not even a religious man–but I’ve always thought that the miracle of Easter is the happy thing, while the crucifixion…necessary, but not exactly a joyous occasion.
And I don’t buy into the whole “Jews killed Christ” thing, either. I blame the Romans. And that, in turn, explains my whole string of vicious anti-Italian hate crimes.
Filthy Messiah-murdering eye-ties!
Yes, but the crucifixion had to happen before the resurrection could happen, and it was all part of God’s plan to have Christ die for our sins, so in effect, that was a happy thing.
Spamword, “morning.” Jeff, you’re starting to scare me.
According to the Christians, mind you. I kind of think it might have been more like “Life of Brian.” Sorry, Gail. I respect your beliefs.
I guess you’re taking an “always look on the bright side of life” approach, eh, Craig?
“Aaaaaalways look on the bright side of life!”
“Bring me a mint.”
“It’s only a flesh wound. Come back here!”
“This parrot is dead. It’s a former parrot.”
“Wewease Woger!!!”
“I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets.”
I tried reading Thomas Python’s Gravity’s Rainbow, but it wasnt as funny as their tv show….
Since no one is here, I’ll just take the opportunity to ramble..
Seems theres always one brother that isnt as talented as the rest, eh ? Kind of like Jimmy Osmond ..
I mean, here you have this incredibly talented Python family;
Monte Python (The Father)
Graham C. Python (The Sensitive Brother)
John C. Python (The Tall Brother)
Terry G. Python (The American Brother)
Eric I. Python (The Cute Brother)
Terry J. Python (The Smart Brother)
Michael P. Python (The Nice Brother)
Thomas P. Python (The Recluse Brother)
You see? QED.. The whole family is hilarious except Thomas.. He’s rather dark.. He’s probably the one that came up with that absurd Fishy Fishy sketch in The Meaning of Life.. Like I said.. A regular Jimmy Osmond…
Turing word: numbers
Let’s see.. 1.. 2.. 3.. .. ..
I see 8
“Happy Good Friday, everyone.
My mom actually had an elderly Jewish neighbor who mistakenly passed on just such a greeting, bless her heart. It’s the thought that counts.
Posted by Sean M.”
It’s now my favorite thing about Good Friday, ‘cepting the whole dying for my sins thing. While the day is a somber reflective funeral service and I deeply and seriously involve my heart in the process of acknowledging it. I also enjoy the memory of my Jewish co-worker’s sincerest apologies for telling all of his Christian friends “happy Good Friday” soon after marrying his Catholic wife. I laughed so damn hard before I could collect myself and not dishearten him further by my unintended condescension. He is, after all, a big goofy dork anyway, but loveable. I was sure that his wife, her friends and anyone else to which he invoked such a sentiment was fully aware of his goofiness and esteemed him anyway. Which is to say, “Don’t sweat it, no one of sincere Christian beliefs would truly hold you in contempt for such an obviously inadvertent faux pas;†and “Happy Holocaust Remembrance Day to you.†(I didn’t really say that last part, just though of it years later when laughing at the former.)
Your Pal,
MaxMomFL
I honestly don’t see anything wrong with “happy Good Friday.” And I’m a Christian. It does happen to be the beginning of Easter Weekend, which is supposed to be the most joyous holiday of the Christian year.
And, for Catholics, it means one is only a day and a half away from the end of Lenten restrictions, meaning we can eat meat on Fridays after this and go back to having whatever we gave up all those weeks ago.
I wonder if anybody gives up fish for Lent?
I gave up liver for lent.. Next time I’ll probably give up kidneys or brains or something..
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