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Bob is a Racist — and if you don’t vote, Barack, you are too [Darleen Click]

It’s pretty good parody, unfortunately, it’s way too close to the truth to be laugh-out-loud funny. Listening even to snippets from the Democrats Convention last night is to hear that the biggest problem this country faces is from white, heteronormative families who go to church and are successful.

And then to hear the most snort-worthy quote from the First Mommy Dearest ,…

“I love that for Barack, there’s no such thing as us & them—he doesn’t care whether you’re a Democrat, a Republican, or none of the above.”

… is to live in an alternate reality where Zombie Ted Kennedy and epic-failure Jimmy Carter are prominently displayed with pride.

Is it too early to start drinking?

21 Replies to “Bob is a Racist — and if you don’t vote, Barack, you are too [Darleen Click]”

  1. Car in says:

    If you don’t give up your pizza dinner, you may be racist:

    Carin,
    I know your life is full — with work, or school, or family — and yet you still find the time to help out when you can.

    You may have a tight budget, but you give what you can afford.

    A woman recently told the campaign her family skipped a pizza dinner at their favorite place so that they could make a difference in this election.

    That is the commitment that drives this campaign.

    If you can support Barack with a donation today, please know it makes a huge difference. If we win, it will be because of what you did at moments like this:

    https://donate.barackobama.com/Our-Week

    Ha ha ha … the jokes on her. We can’t afford to do pizza dinner at our favorite place!

    I could offer up my $1.48 I splurge a few times a week on McDonalds coffee, but that’s about all I’ve got left to cut from my budget.

  2. sdferr says:

    Pssst, Car in

    – – – – – – –

    there’s a black market for transplant kidneys.

  3. Mikey NTH says:

    I’m surprised he isn’t asking for your first born.

  4. Squid says:

    …there’s a black market for transplant kidneys.

    RAAAAACISS!

  5. Car in says:

    Pssst, Car in

    – – – – – – –

    there’s a black market for transplant kidneys.

    That’s no good for me. I already gave one away.

    For free.

  6. missfixit says:

    Off topic rant:

    Yahoo is now running breathless headlines about all the EVIL MONEY that Paul Ryan has, aparently he has a stake in a company that is now worth, like, 250k!!!!

    This bald-faced stoking of class wars and hating money, hating people who have any, is so irritating. 250k isn’t even that much money.
    are we really this stupid, as a country?

  7. leigh says:

    Yes.

  8. missfixit says:

    The optics of Barack begging people to forego their pizza money to help out his campaign…gah

  9. sdferr says:

    “That’s no good for me. I already gave one away. ”

    Now wait, you actually think that would give Obama pause from asking for it?

  10. Car in says:

    Missfixit – I thought it was hilarious. Obama’s flying around in AF1, etc, and he wants us to forgo our pizza dinner.

  11. missfixit says:

    The fact that he would be presiding over the worst poverty and economic conditions in a century, flying around in AF1, and asking his poor subjects to give up their pizza to support him?

    It’s only funny if he loses Car

  12. leigh says:

    Well really, Carin. You can’t expect him to forgo the top-shelf booze or anything else.

    OT: Who’s with me on Bill Clinton sticking it to O tonight in that special Big Dawg way? I say Bill has at least one knife-twister in there.

  13. missfixit says:

    I’m only tuning in for the Ryan/Biden debate. Probably the only bit of fun I’ll be able to stand

  14. Car in says:

    It could be a freakin comedy skit on SNL.

    That pizza dinner you forgo for Teh One? 50 families could give that up so Obama can eat well while on tour.

  15. leigh says:

    I haven’t been watching much of this convention, just the marquee speakers.

    The debates are going to be a hoot. The Ryan/Biden debate is going to be a bloodbath.

    I’m waiting for the Wonce to come down with laryngitis or cramps or something else so he can blow off one of the debates. Maybe two.

  16. Squid says:

    OT: This 92-year-old should not be messed with. Though honestly, Kentucky farmers shouldn’t be messed with in general.

  17. leigh says:

    Jones never thought about calling 911.

    “I’m a military man — I ain’t going to dial somebody and have to wait for an hour while the guy shoots me in the face and is gone,” Jones said. “Time is of the (essence).”

    Dude is an Outlaw!

  18. Slartibartfast says:

    They were all white guys, so the shooting was not racist at all.

  19. Squid says:

    Really, Slart? I didn’t hear anyone asking the old man who he’d be voting for in November. He could very well be as racist as Jugears McDowngrade’s Typical White Grandmother.

  20. Pablo says:

    That’s no good for me. I already gave one away.

    So? Goddess gave you two. Don’t you care, racist?

  21. Swen says:

    Is it too early to start drinking?

    It’s never too early to start drinking. Every time I think about the impending economic collapse it makes me want a drink.

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