It’s pretty good parody, unfortunately, it’s way too close to the truth to be laugh-out-loud funny. Listening even to snippets from the Democrats Convention last night is to hear that the biggest problem this country faces is from white, heteronormative families who go to church and are successful.
And then to hear the most snort-worthy quote from the First Mommy Dearest ,…
“I love that for Barack, there’s no such thing as us & them—he doesn’t care whether you’re a Democrat, a Republican, or none of the above.”
… is to live in an alternate reality where Zombie Ted Kennedy and epic-failure Jimmy Carter are prominently displayed with pride.
Is it too early to start drinking?
If you don’t give up your pizza dinner, you may be racist:
Ha ha ha … the jokes on her. We can’t afford to do pizza dinner at our favorite place!
I could offer up my $1.48 I splurge a few times a week on McDonalds coffee, but that’s about all I’ve got left to cut from my budget.
Pssst, Car in
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there’s a black market for transplant kidneys.
I’m surprised he isn’t asking for your first born.
…there’s a black market for transplant kidneys.
RAAAAACISS!
Pssst, Car in
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there’s a black market for transplant kidneys.
That’s no good for me. I already gave one away.
For free.
Off topic rant:
Yahoo is now running breathless headlines about all the EVIL MONEY that Paul Ryan has, aparently he has a stake in a company that is now worth, like, 250k!!!!
This bald-faced stoking of class wars and hating money, hating people who have any, is so irritating. 250k isn’t even that much money.
are we really this stupid, as a country?
Yes.
The optics of Barack begging people to forego their pizza money to help out his campaign…gah
“That’s no good for me. I already gave one away. ”
Now wait, you actually think that would give Obama pause from asking for it?
Missfixit – I thought it was hilarious. Obama’s flying around in AF1, etc, and he wants us to forgo our pizza dinner.
The fact that he would be presiding over the worst poverty and economic conditions in a century, flying around in AF1, and asking his poor subjects to give up their pizza to support him?
It’s only funny if he loses Car
Well really, Carin. You can’t expect him to forgo the top-shelf booze or anything else.
OT: Who’s with me on Bill Clinton sticking it to O tonight in that special Big Dawg way? I say Bill has at least one knife-twister in there.
I’m only tuning in for the Ryan/Biden debate. Probably the only bit of fun I’ll be able to stand
It could be a freakin comedy skit on SNL.
That pizza dinner you forgo for Teh One? 50 families could give that up so Obama can eat well while on tour.
I haven’t been watching much of this convention, just the marquee speakers.
The debates are going to be a hoot. The Ryan/Biden debate is going to be a bloodbath.
I’m waiting for the Wonce to come down with laryngitis or cramps or something else so he can blow off one of the debates. Maybe two.
OT: This 92-year-old should not be messed with. Though honestly, Kentucky farmers shouldn’t be messed with in general.
Dude is an Outlaw!
They were all white guys, so the shooting was not racist at all.
Really, Slart? I didn’t hear anyone asking the old man who he’d be voting for in November. He could very well be as racist as Jugears McDowngrade’s Typical White Grandmother.
So? Goddess gave you two. Don’t you care, racist?
It’s never too early to start drinking. Every time I think about the impending economic collapse it makes me want a drink.