Deaf pre-schooler told he can’t sign his name in sign language because it looks like a gun.
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Jabba the Filmmaker once said that we’re living in fictitious times. He’s behind the curve (but we can still see him) — we’re living in satirical times.
Change his name to “Fuckyou”, and have him flip off the teacher every day..
“At time of filming, the child was still under negotiation on if he’d prefer to go by ‘Sunbeam’ during school hours. Ironically, the name ‘Free, Common Sense Country’ had already been taken by the janitorial staff.”
“Free” used to work for the FBI but decided to quit to take a road trip.
You keep thinking that school administrators can’t get any more ridiculous and they just keep exceeding your expectations. Then again, a kid here in CO. was expelled last year for bringing a Lego mini-figure holding a teeny, tiny gun.
Mojo, changing the kid’s name to “goatse” better demonstrates the disgust I’m feeling toward the school.
At least the kid isn’t super vagina-ignorant like some people in Missouri apparently are.
You keep thinking that school administrators can’t get any more ridiculous and they just keep exceeding your expectations. Then again, a kid here in CO. was expelled last year for bringing a Lego mini-figure holding a teeny, tiny gun.
Yep. I realize these are exceptional cases, but even exceptional stupidity shouldn’t be this fucking retarded.
They’re coming to take me away ha haaaa!
Got to drive away the gun spirits! Incense and gestures of aversion!
Then you just tell your teacher that your signing “Open Up Your Heart to Bring in the Love,” and everyone’s happy.
Dr. Robert Winter receives $234,000 per year on account of the excellent leadership, management, and judgement he brings to the District.
Gettin’ your money’s worth, taxpayers?
The stuff I did in school would have me being led out in leg-irons, arrested and charged with terrorism today…at the time it didn’t even warrant a detention.
Guns? That kid sounds dangerous. They’d better put him in one of those Hannibal Lector masks and keep him behind thick ballistic glass. For the children.
Maybe his parents could legally change his name to Youpeoplearefuckingidiots.