I can’t say for certain, but at a recent OFA open-house in my community, I think I was able to use my charm and solid grasp of facts to convince Ms Obama to vote Paul Ryan in 2012.
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The first clue that’s a pshop is her arms – they’re 6″ too thin.
Pshop?
I thought Jeff had gone to one of those OFA parties where they have cardboard cutouts to worship and serve cake to …
Not that the real Obamas have anymore depth …
Those are her real arms, she’d just gone two hours since her last double-quarter-pounder with extra cheese. Which is what Jeff offered her to get her to come over to the… um…
There’s just no non-racist way to complete that sentence, is there?
Exactly, Darleen.
By the way, I had a nice conversation with the lovely young OFA worker about the important symbolism of serving only Pepsi. No Kochs allowed.
Yes. We actually did have that conversation.
Also, it turns out their two biggest needs at the local OFA headquarters? A Colorado flag and ranch dressing. Said so right on the chalk board.
Not a pshop. Shot with a Samsung Galaxy S II SGH-I777. )
Pshop?
The source image the cardboard cutout was made from, Darleen. The head, actually – they’ve grafted it on to a woman 4 sizes too small.
Is that…um…graffiti?
– A Linda rendering for your Sunday enjoyment
* Heartbeats accelerating – with glass Armonica
– And another:
* The Blue train
– I’m riding the blue train
– Over the miles yet to cover
– A ghost in a hurry to fade
– I’m taking it one way to nowhere
– Afraid you might be there
– And find me, inside this blue train
CAPTION CONTEST?!
Jeff
Congrats on being able to continue to smile after the OFA get together. I’ve been turning down my invites this year … after the surreal Barry 50th birthday party I attended (one of the lost posts I did) I just don’t know if I could do it again.
I have a picture of my older brother with his arm around a cutout of Reagan.
Sorry, but I like his better. Although, Ms. Obama is obviously quite taken with you.
There are liberals who run magazines that consider that woman to be pretty. I know what you’re thinking, but it’s true.
Jeff: “So then, can I assume that I’ve dazzled you with my immpecable political illiterations and superior intellect, and put you down for a Romney vote next time around?”
Moochelle: “What you say hoss….some’un mussa slipped a ‘lude in you’alls latte this ‘morning….in your dreams mo’fo”
My favorite picture of…Michelle Obama’s friends!
serr8d, that picture you posted is ‘shopped—butt, hilarious!
So, Jeff. You covered all the bases with MO: healthy eating, exercise, racism?
The fold line is the give away its a fake…the rest seems pretty close to the real thing.
I took pics of the food. All fried and fatty. But there was a bowl of grapes. Dark grapes. Nubian grapes, maybe. So, you know.
An homage to healthy eating?
– Sour grapes because her hubby is sucking it this time?
Tell the truth, Jeff. Is that butt as big as it looks on telly?
Jeff, how in hell did you not run screaming from that OFA party? WTF is an OFA party doing with a cardboard cutout of Michelle? Perhaps I’m just a little weird (don’t answer that) but having a cardboard cutout of Michelle at a local OFA party strikes me as being just a bit odd.
Hey now, that “kalli” in callipygia is opposed to mean fine, not big. That would be megapygia.
“By the way, I had a nice conversation with the lovely young OFA worker about the important symbolism of serving only Pepsi. No Kochs allowed.”
They should have served RC because Obama thinks he’s our king.
Or steatopygia, if one is tempted to have a poke.
One ought to expect King Barry of Obama prefers his pygian pokes in somewhat more bearish environs. Wot?
Did they have paper plates? Paper towels? Buttwipe in the restroom. It would be hilarious to find that while they were eschewing a product whose name sounds like that of the monsters under their beds, they were actually using products manufactured by them. The odds are pretty good that they were.
King Barry’s Pygian Pokes. Has a nice ring to it.
I’ll get my coat.
Reward Pepsi(TM) to punish Koch even though it is really Coke(TM) who will feel it. Very whimsical, arbitrary, and liberal reasoning.
Of course serving Dr Pepper would seem more intellectual.
They could have served Nehi for the kids.
I’d have brought some liters of Faygo for that Juggalo vibe.
ICP wants Dope and change (if you can spare any…to spend on more dope).
What size cups were they using?
No, not at all. I screen-grabbed it from a news site; Princess Carolyn of Monaco, Carla Bruni and M’Chelle at some fete in France, a few years ago.
But it does look like a furniture store ad…couple love seats and a sofa. )
Meh. I never could follow up on ICP humor worth a damn. I was listening to Shawn Colvin then.
Heh. OFA has to be part of the Dark Carnival.
Are you down with the clown?
Princess Carolyn of Monaco, Carla Bruni and M’Chelle at some fete in France, a few years ago.
So close, butt it is the Princess of Spain, Carla Bruni and M’chelle ‘shopped in on the steps in Spain. It’s from MOTUS (Mirror of the United States) site. In a mock-up of the expen$ive trip to Spain.
I’ll admit when I first saw OFA I was thinking ‘the Orthopedic Foundation for Animals’.
But that’s because I took my cat to to the vet for a jaw x-ray to see if her cyst was affecting the bone or not.
I saw that comedy western they made. ‘Big Money Rustlas’ on showtime before I got rid of Showtime. It was way better than Psycho Cop 5. Which is the OTHER movie that Showtime apparently shows.
You’re right, Leigh. That’s a pshop; it’s Princess Letizia of Spain with Carla Bruni. M’Chelle had already gone home fuming when that backside photo was taken.
But, everything looks scaled quite nicely. Butt, unfortunately for M’Chelle, correctly.
This, and this. Seems frumpy dresses never go out of style!
She always manages to do and wear the wrong thing, doesn’t she?
Notice Princess Letizia and Carla Bruni are walking with squared shoulders. Whereas the backside picture of Michelle shows Michelle with her shoulders rounded forward.
What is it with women not standing up straight these days?
When you got a body like Worf I don’t think there is a right thing to wear.
Maybe a burqa.
Qapla!
Joe Biden is the third Insane Clown.
Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, and Joey 6 Plugs.
They’re all three named Joe. It must be meant to be.
Well Joe Biden probably doesn’t know how magnets work…
That open door behind Jeff was one of the bathrooms. The men’s and women’s rooms were differentiated by pictures of Barack & Michelle. I’m still not sure which was which, though.
And, paleo, Nehi? That sounds Jewish…
Sort of OT, I’m guessing Todd Akin’s commercial during the Jets-Panthers game last night didn’t get played outside the St. Louis and Kansas City DMAs. I think you would have liked it.
Forgiveness.
Even if, even if you don’t love me anymore.