Elizabeth: “Well, I don’t know much about that. But I can tell you that a good Persian rug is like, really, really expensive.”*
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update: “Sometimes? I like to lie naked on a rug and just think of myself lying naked on a rug. Is that crazy…?”
OT:
Jeff?
Trouble.
You think Shannon Elizabeth is capable of deducing “Persian” from “Iran”? That’s a generous assumption.
Sometimes I like to think of her lying naked on a rug. Doesn’t seem crazy to me.
It’s not crazy as long as she’s thinking of me lying on, I mean next to her on the rug.
::checks notes written on palm of her hand::
Ummm.. but I do know that Bush is like a liar.. cuz he lied and said there were WMDs in Iraq.. but there like wasn’t… and Bush is Hitler and stuff..and umm.. and he let some gay cock into the whitehouse.. and that is hippocratical and stuff..and uhh.. did I mention he lied?
Oh ya, and because Bush lied I didnt get that part in Euro Trip.. and they gave it to that Michelle Trachtenberg who’s totally not as hot as I am.. but she got it anyway.. damn her and damn Bush.. the liar..
Shan
Spammy word: home
As in : Bush lied
Oh.. and he looks like a chimp too.. an old chimp.. but I’d do him if he could get me the role in Eurotrip II: Stoned in Amsterdam …
SE
… or even American Pie: Part VI School Girl Skanks and the Skanky Skanks that Skank Them. … but only if that biyotch Mena Suvari isn’t there.. I totally wont work with her again.. That role in American Beauty ? The Cheerleader that like does the father.. and is like naked covered in rose petals and stuff.. That was supposed to be my role.. and that biyotch Suvari stole it.. and after all the old studio guys I had to do to get the part.. it’s not fair.. I’m so like hotter than she’ll ever be..
SE
spammy word: can
as in.. can and did.. and better than those biyotches can!
Shouldn’t this be addended to include the affects of said rug on her nipples?
.. her nipples and his knees if it’s one of those cheap fake polyester Faux Grizzly rugs.. They’ll both be burned and scabbed..
-BPM
Turing Word: start
as in: My knees began to burn after just a few minutes and I totally lost my concentration and then everything just went to hell.. I’m totally sorry.. that kind of thing has never happened to me before.. It’s not you.. it’s the rug..really..
Trust me, there isn’t much of a rug there. Oh wait, you were talking about… nevermind…
”…she looked so helpless there, spread-eagled on the floor. So I beat the eagle off of her…”
Spambuster: zipper
Heh.
First time I’ve ever heard of an oriental shag carpet.
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Ummm.. but I do know that Bush is like a liar.. cuz he lied and said there were WMDs in Iraq.. but there like wasn’t… and Bush is Hitler and stuff..and umm.. and he let some gay cock into the whitehouse.. and that is hippocratical and stuff..and uhh.. did I mention he lied?
Oh ya, and because Bush lied I didnt get that part in Euro Trip.. and they gave it to that Michelle Trachtenberg who’s totally not as hot as I am.. but she got it anyway.. damn her and damn Bush.. the liar..
Did you take your haldol, Zyprexa, Stelazine , and Cogentin ?
apparently not.