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Debbie Wasserman Schultz becomes a parody of a parody of herself

I was all set to point to the litany of flat-out falsehoods and misinformation DNC Chair Ms Wasserman Schultz and her unfortunate hair dished out to CNN’s Soledad O’Brien, but the truth is, why go further than simply highlighting this? When prompted to respond to what GOP voters supposedly like about VP choice Paul Ryan, Schultz unpacked her adjectives: “Well, what makes severely conservative extreme Republicans delighted makes seniors here in my home state of Florida” blah blah blah &tc.

Got that? Severely conservative extreme Republicans.

Is this the way the Dems plan on telling the Big Lie in the lead-up to November? For reals? Good lord.

If the American electorate buys this attempt to redefine reality — Ryan has worked on bipartisan plans with Dems who are still Dems and not the New Left radical Marxist pod people who’ve taken over the party –well, we were already done as a country, anyway. If they don’t, Obama will lose in a landslide, and his cast of revolting, cynical, “progressive” propagandroids — who have nothing but contempt for both their base and those who would dare oppose them — should not only be relegated to the dustbin of history, but we should seal that fucker with some Locktite, attach a booster to the thing, and shoot it off into deep space.

It’s the only way to be sure.

26 Replies to “Debbie Wasserman Schultz becomes a parody of a parody of herself”

  1. Ernst Schreiber says:

    You forgot the part about nuking it in orbit.

  2. Pablo says:

    It’s as if they didn’t even notice that election in 2010. As for Waterhead-Schlitz, this faceplant rates a special mention. You’re not supposed to tell lies that absolutely everyone knows are absolutely ridiculous, Debs. It would damage your credibility, if you had any.

  3. William says:

    Because they have to believe the election was a fluke, Pablo. The complete lack of accomplishment requires the, to completely spin and be in denial, comfortable in the fact that Americans aren’t interested in waking up.

    And if the Alarm Clock buzz of moderate reform doesn’t wake them up (as we know it won’t 30-40% of the country going in), then it makes sense to play on nightmares.

  4. DarthLevin says:

    Well, as long as they’re not intensely severe conservative extreme Republicans, what’s to care?

  5. leigh says:

    Romney is in Florida today. No doubt meeting with those severe conservative extreme Republicans.

    And to pick up some voodoo dolls.

  6. Squid says:

    By this time next month, they’ll be Super Mega Ultra Way-Out Incredibly Unbelievably Severely Conservative X-TREEM! Republicans. Just you wait.

  7. Alec Leamas says:

    At a certain point, doesn’t it become obvious that if all elected Republicans are outrageous right wing ideologues, then perhaps a majority or plurality of the United States electorate is as well?

    My favorite photo of Sergeant Schultz – displaying the standard issue Democratic female body type – begs for a caption:

    http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/12.jpg&imgrefurl=http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p%3D77518&h=348&w=264&sz=28&tbnid=B5zdxb2igbznRM:&tbnh=91&tbnw=69&zoom=1&usg=__o2zX43WxZfIv412y_-TPGyYRHbI=&docid=Wd4niO4veovr8M&sa=X&ei=TyQpUJCZDMnz0gGtroHICw&ved=0CEoQ9QEwAA&dur=1182

  8. motionview says:

    Just when you think the Romney campaign might have an understanding of the modern media environment they pull one of these:

    With the participants finally set, the moderators of the 2012 presidential and vice presidential debates were announced on Monday.
    PBS’ Jim Lehrer will moderate the first presidential debate on Oct. 3 at the University of Denver.
    Candy Crowley, host of CNN’s “State of the Union,” will host the second—a town-hall format—on Oct. 16 at Hofstra University in Hempstead, N.Y.
    CBS News’ Bob Schieffer—who snagged the first joint interview with Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan on Sunday—will moderate the third presidential debate, Oct. 22 in Boca Raton, Fla.
    Martha Raddatz, ABC News’ chief foreign correspondent, will host the lone vice presidential debate on Oct. 11 in Danville, Ky.

    Plouffe, Axelrod, Burton, and Cutter were too busy?

  9. McGehee says:

    I suspect the idea was to have the debates feature the usual suspects until they all die off, and then suddenly “realize” that the people who watch traditional presidential debates on TV have all died off too.

  10. sdferr says:

    EBL and motionview both, a query: Why do you hate TamericaV?

    heh

  11. palaeomerus says:

    Dear fuckheads,

    It has come to our attention that you jerkwads fear that Paul Ryan will end Medicare as we know it. This is untrue. What is going to end medicare as we know it is 1.) Obamacare that sucks away a great deal of its funding like a thousand vampire bats on a sleeping cow, and 2.) math which says that if you spend more than you have and can’t borrow infinitely you’ll go broke. Blaming Paul Ryan for the state of Medicare is like blaming the guy who called the fire department for the fire that is causing the blazing rafters to fall on your head.

    Respectfully (but only very slightly),

    Me

  12. Jeff G. says:

    Plouffe, Axelrod, Burton, and Cutter were too busy?

    Precisely.

    I think the GOP establishment is starting to think they might accidentally win this thing, and then all the “stop the Left!” contribution money will dry up.

    This at least evens the playing field a bit.

  13. palaeomerus says:

    “My favorite photo of Sergeant Schultz – displaying the standard issue Democratic female body type – begs for a caption:”

    You should see this pic that Anthony Weiner texted to me! LOL!

  14. sdferr says:

    Or the clever ones will tell us “We learned from Newt, beating up the moderators is a big applause winner!”

    I hate these fucks. Burningly.

  15. palaeomerus says:

    We are ALL Alan Grayson now, which is why I keep punching myself in the groin and face.

  16. The moderators aren’t that important unless Romney and Ryan decide not to be assertive and aggresive in getting their message out. Personally, I’d like every response to begin with, “The question is moot, every day the Obama administration is …”.

  17. sdferr says:

    If indeed the moderators aren’t important, then why have them at all?

  18. Squid says:

    I don’t think it matters who the moderators are. Obama is looking smaller and more brittle with every press appearance. Face-to-face against a man he absolutely loathes, and without his precious baby blankie teleprompter, Obama’s going to fall to pieces.

    They could tell me that Olbermann was moderating these things, and I’d still agree to do ’em. Any excuse to get His Smallness to reveal his true nature to a live audience.

  19. EBL says:

    Moderators may not swing a debate like umpires calling balls, strikes and outs, but they will be lobbing balls over the plate for Obama. I have no problems with hard questions or even hostile questioners, but I would like to see some balance.

  20. EBL says:

    In Candys room, there are food wrappers all over the floor, but to get to Candys room, you gotta walk the darkness of CNN’s halls, Staffers from Obama, call my babys number and they bring her cheese, When I come knocking, she smiles pretty, she knows I wanna be Candys squeeze,

    Theres a sadness hidden in that pretty rounded face, a sadness all her own, from which not even the media can keep Obama safe. We eat a pizza, my heart burn coming back again, when I touch the last piece of pizza, She stabs a fork in my hand, I go driving deep into the light, in Candys eyes. She says,

    “Just wait for the Presidential Debate suckas! Talk about a death wish!”

  21. Squid says:

    Given what the man does to dogs, I’m not sure I’d lob my balls over his plate. Just sayin’…

  22. Yackums says:

    Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

    Because nothing says “my home state of Florida” like a heavy Brooklyn accent!

  23. sdferr, good question. Who moderated the Lincoln/Douglas debates?

  24. sdferr says:

    “Who moderated the Lincoln/Douglas debates?”

    Though I long for an historian to pipe up with an answer, nevertheless an overfond love of speculation prompts me to reply: Not a who, but a what: namely, the opening and closing hours of the local taverns.

  25. motionview says:

    Obama has a glass jaw without TOTUS, but you still have to swing.

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