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Creating new terrorists: Chimpy McHitlerBurton’s smirky rodeo ride through history continues, #8

From the Jerusalem Post:

“Syria to Expel Terror Leaders”

Bowing to international pressure, Syria has ordered head of Hamas politburo Khaled Mashaal and Islamic Jihad leader Ramadan Shallah to leave Damascus.

YOU ARE DRIVING GOVERNMENTS OF THE REGION RIGHT INTO THE ARMS OF THE TERRORISTS AND THEIR ENABLERS, MR BUSH!  YOUR INVASION OF IRAQ AND YOUR SO-CALLED “WAR ON TERROR” ARE THE SINGLE GREATEST GIFT YOU COULD HAVE GIVEN AL QAEDA!

Question:  If a terrorist calls for jihad in the forest, and no one is around to hear him, does he make a sound…?

(h/t Diana)

24 Replies to “Creating new terrorists: Chimpy McHitlerBurton’s smirky rodeo ride through history continues, #8”

  1. Diana says:

    There was also the story on albawaba.com with reference to the Al Watan daily (no translations there), but since I can’t read arabic, and, haven’t found it anywhere else, I decline to comment for now.

    “Iraqi sources: Al Zarqawi arrested”

  2. gail says:

    Hot damn. Diana, you tha man.

  3. Diana says:

    No way, babe!  I’m all woman!

  4. gail says:

    [I just love to set up punchlines!]

  5. Diana says:

    You’re good at it!

  6. gail says:

    If a terrorist calls for jihad in the forest, and no one is around to hear him, does he make a sound…?

    Only if a tree falls on him. Then he goes “Oof.”

  7. Diana says:

    This is all, kinda like, … “worth two in the bush”.

  8. Beck says:

    Yes.  The sound is, roughly, “Allahu Akbar!!!” . . . *BOOM*

  9. Scott P says:

    If a terrorist calls for jihad in the forest, and no one is around to hear him, does he make a sound…?

    Only if he orders a pizza, Allah be praised…

  10. Beto Ochoa says:

    Teacher: Bashar, what does your Father do.

    Bashar: He’s dead Mr. Smith.

    T: Oh! I’m sorry. Well then, what did he do before he died?

    B: He turned blue and foamed at the mouth.

  11. Bi(polar)_Man says:

    (I knew those leasons in Quantum Mechanics and Relativity would come in handy someday..)

    Beck, according to Einstein’s Theory of Relativity, you might very well perceive him as;

    Allahu Akbar !!! ::BOOM::  (at point A)

    but I might perceive the exact same event as;

    Allahu Ak… ::BOOM::  (at point B)

    Dont ask me to explain it.. it has to do with stuff like No Fixed AT REST and Fake Pulls and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah…

    .. I just thought it was kinda cool..relatively speaking..

    But you all still havent addressed the question of Schroedinger’s Insurgent…

    -BPiS

  12. TallDave says:

    Great catch, I’ll link your post as well.

    Also: Love the irony.  Brilliant!

  13. TallDave says:

    It does seem plausible Diana; they would keep it under wraps while rolling up other lieutenants.

    OTOH, it’s also plausible Iraqi gov’t officials would intentionally lie to discourage Al Qaeda members in Iraq, 99% of whom themselves probably have no idea on any given day whether Zarqawi is still at large.

  14. Ian Wood says:

    MMMRGH! Me got big American foreign policy club! Bash!  Bash again! Smash!  Ba—whahurg?

    Ugh.  Me realize big foreign policy club useless without total American military and technological superiority.

    So–BASH! BASH! SMASH!

    Me get fucking results, you silly pale French persons! Bash!

    And, me have added virtue of being right.  Me humiliate you despite sophisticated postmodern understanding.  Me call you frog bastards and drink Californian wine and not care.

    Bash!

  15. Diana says:

    Valium?

  16. Ian Wood says:

    No! More bashing! Bash!

  17. Ana says:

    It’s difficult to tell if Ian is making fun of Chimpy or if he likes the likes of Chimpy. Either way, I am amused. And, yes, by all means. More bashing. Lots more bashing.

  18. Joshua Scholar says:

    Ian, your analogy is as bad as John Stewart’s:  But boy, when you see the Lebanese take to the streets and all that, and you go, “Oh my God, this is working,” and I begin to wonder, is it–is the way that they handled it really–it’s sort of like, “Uh, OK, my daddy hits me, but look how tough I’m getting.” You know what I mean? Like, you don’t like the method, but maybe–wrong analogy, is that, uh–?

    Where you like inspired by Stewart or something?

    By the way that article on Thompson you linked to on your site is creepy. His hole family like totally him blowing his head off with his wife on the phone and his grandkids in the next room because he’s been all stressed out and stuff.  And nothing relaxes you after a hard week like bullet in the brain, I guess.

    And look put the gun in his mouth and he didn’t mess up his “beautiful” face, wasn’t that considerate? Always thinking of others our Hunter.

    Usually the parents of Palestinian suicide bombers (murderous scum) are less enthusiastic about their kid’s lucrative deaths than this family is.  What’s going on?

  19. gail says:

    I like Ian. I like bashing. MORE BASHING!

  20. JD says:

    If a terrorist calls for jihad in the forest, and no one is around to hear him, does he make a sound…?

    It depends.  Is it before or after the Northern Spotted Owl takes a crap on his head?

  21. JWebb says:

    “If a terrorist calls for jihad in the forest, and no one is around to hear him, does he make a sound…?”

    Oddly enough, a similar incident was reported in the Mar. 3 2001 edition of the Oregonian. An unidentified terrorist was calling out for jihad in a BLM forest and luckily, was heard and rescued by a nearby commune of 72 vegans.

  22. mojo says:

    I always thought Khaled Mashaal would look real good up on that “martyrs” poster with Arafart and Saruman. Anybody got a hellfire lock?

  23. Sobek says:

    If a terrorist calls for jihad in the forest, and no one is around to hear him, does he make a sound…?

    Not unless a crater is a sound.

  24. LBPD says:

    The terrorists must be slaughtered, all of them, let them go to Iraq, like moths to a flame, better there than here.  Radical Islam is EVIL, all Moonbats must face that fact!

    Little by little, the sane, moderate Muslims are starting to despise the radicals, as they realize they are targets of terrorism as well.

    Inshalla, let’s kill all the Islamfascists!

    smile

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