Putting on a flashy white jump suit and vaulting over a row of school buses will never make up for a lonely childhood. Figuratively speaking.
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Like vaulting over a row of Corvettes will never make up for erectile dysfunction.
Heeeeyyyyyyyyy!
{flashes trademarked thumbs up gesture, glad that it’s buses instead of a shark – again}
But will vaulting over a row of penises make up for not having a Corvette?
Oh baby Jesus, my spamword is come
Yeah, but it will get you more chicks than you would believe ….
Depends on whether they’re 8” cut cocks, Gail.
No, but you can sure get paid a bundle for doing stupid shit like that, if you promote it right. And yeah, the chicks too…
Stay away from big canyons, though. ‘Nuff said.
Like vaulting over a row of tenured professors will never make up for sorely lacking academic administrative leadership abilities.
Okay, so let me see if I understand this.
Putting on a “Matrix” trenchcoat and vaulting over a whole mob of look-alike bad guys won’t make up for having absolutely no acting talent.
Is that what y’all are saying?
‘Cause, y’know, I think Keanu Reeves reads this stuff.
Just thought y’all oughta know.
For what it’s worth, I really enjoyed Mr. Pirsig’s book. It’s not really about motorcycles.
Just once, I’d like to see someone jump a school bus over a row of motorcycles. Because, how cool would that be?
Would that be one of those “short” school buses that I had to ride in? Cause I always thought that it was pretty cool.
Putting on a flashy white jump suit and vaulting over a row of school buses will never make up for a lonely childhood. Figuratively speaking.
Carrying a hollow cane filled with Wild Turkey will help, tho.