not exactly “impossibly curvaceous”
No?
I think maybe Martha means “impossibly curvaceous for a vampiress.”
Were they serum-glazed nipples?
Ahh, truly one of the greatest examples of American Lesbian Vampire Porn.
~Sweet land of Liberty, Of thee I sing~
Thanks for that, hobgoblin. Now all I need to have seared on my brain is an image of Jeff’s feet and I can die happy.
Okay, that might have been my own fault. Vampire porn should have given it away.
Hnmm…is that drool on the page?
It’s a fangless job, but someone has to do it.
All right, Webb, we’re gonna have to have some kind of pun tribunal for you. We’ve suffered enough.
Are you sure it’s not thongless?
Oh, wait, was that Sondra?
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not exactly “impossibly curvaceous”
No?
I think maybe Martha means “impossibly curvaceous for a vampiress.”
Were they serum-glazed nipples?
Ahh, truly one of the greatest examples of American Lesbian Vampire Porn.
~Sweet land of Liberty,
Of thee I sing~
Thanks for that, hobgoblin. Now all I need to have seared on my brain is an image of Jeff’s feet and I can die happy.
Okay, that might have been my own fault. Vampire porn should have given it away.
Hnmm…is that drool on the page?
It’s a fangless job, but someone has to do it.
All right, Webb, we’re gonna have to have some kind of pun tribunal for you. We’ve suffered enough.
Are you sure it’s not thongless?
Oh, wait, was that Sondra?