Actually, I kind of like just plain Guckert!, with the exclamation point. Maybe do it as a series instead of a movie. Disgraced White House correspondent J.D. Guckert tries to pick up the pieces and atone by opening a private detective agency devoted to outing closeted gay Republicans. With the help of a sassy bloodhound named Chips, Guckert’s adventures will take him inside America’s corridors of power and up the poop chutes of some very special guest stars, including recurring love interest Duncan “Atrios” Black. Stay tuned for the season cliffhanger when J.D. and Chips blow the lid off an amyl nitrate ring being run out of—1600 Pennsylvania Avenue?! All this and more, on Guckert!
OT, but the current tagline has been there a long time, hasn’t it? And there’s no more Jewish/Israeli blog awards that require you to announce that you’re a Hebe.
As a side note, any lefties who claim we’re ‘protecting’ Gannon should be pointed to this thread. The only protection possible here would be a size large trojan-enz with reservoir tip.
Butt Pirates of the Caribbean
I thought #7 was Lock, Stock, and Smoking Two 8” Barrels.
Turing word “there”, as in there’s no there, there.
“Lord of the Cock Rings the Return of the Queen”
I Know My Name is Jim… I Mean Jeff
All the President’s Men?? Whoopee!
Guckert: The Man and His Cream
Actually, I kind of like just plain Guckert!, with the exclamation point. Maybe do it as a series instead of a movie. Disgraced White House correspondent J.D. Guckert tries to pick up the pieces and atone by opening a private detective agency devoted to outing closeted gay Republicans. With the help of a sassy bloodhound named Chips, Guckert’s adventures will take him inside America’s corridors of power and up the poop chutes of some very special guest stars, including recurring love interest Duncan “Atrios” Black. Stay tuned for the season cliffhanger when J.D. and Chips blow the lid off an amyl nitrate ring being run out of—1600 Pennsylvania Avenue?! All this and more, on Guckert!
OT, but the current tagline has been there a long time, hasn’t it? And there’s no more Jewish/Israeli blog awards that require you to announce that you’re a Hebe.
Fists of fury?
Matt —
Yeah, I’ve been remiss.
Allah–
I suspect you’ve just sparked the next Iowahawk piece.
Skinbad —
Thanks for noticing.
Above the rim?
With the help of a sassy bloodhound named Chips,
See, this is where you guys always lose me, the beastiality thing.
I AM A CITIZEN COMMENTER AND I OFFER $20 FOR PICTURES OF KURTZ AND THE LLAMA!
Should’t that be “Below the Rim”
Goldstein, I am becoming alarmed with your increasing fascination/infatuation with gay porn.
Come back to the LIGHT, Jeff!
Or don;t. You might find a nice Jewish boy (cut).
spamword: needs—apropos?
Don’t forget Parker and Stone’s take on the story: Ream America.
With marionettes! I can’t wait to hear the dick, pussy, asshole speech from that one…
Splendor In The Ass …
Turing word: “forces.” Yowza!
Willie Wanker and the Chocolate Factory
BUTTerfield 8 (inches) *
I’d like him to take a shot at a stage career with Coriolanus.
Or how about Tis Pity He’s a Whore?
From Here to Your Poop-Chute *
Boys in the Attic
Up the Down Staircase
Hairy Pooper and the Order of the Penix
The Unbearable Lightness of being done in the Ass
The Longest Gay
Arse-Lick and Old Lace
Saving Ryan’s Privates
Paths to Gloryhole: The Jeff Gannon Story
The Endless Bummer?
Jeff and Jame’s Excellent Ass Venture
Vidi, Vici, Veni
Manchewing Candidate
Driving Mr. Daisy
Good one JWebb, but how about Shaving Ryan’s Privates?
How Light Were My Loafers
The Ass Menagerie?…. The Man Who Would be Kinky?… crap, I got nothing; I should leave this to the professionals.
Ace in the Hole
(Sorry, Ace)
The REALLY Big Lebowski
Bring Me the Head of Jeff Gannon
Hope and Glory Hole
The Magic Flute
Blow: For a Few Dollars More
Ed Would
To Have and to Hole
The Greatest Story Ever Toed
Oklahomo
Not nearly as creative, but still somewhat humorous are the real movie titles that might apply:
Fudge-A-Mania
Pecker
Carry On Dick
Mr. Butt-In
Black Hole High
and finally,
Dong
Turing word is “out” like Ryan Seacrest is out of the freakin’ closet!
The Naked and the Head
The Naked IN the Head
American Man-Booty
Once Upon a Time in the Ass
Night of the Living Head
The Swisher King
8 1/2 Inches
Lord of the Ass Rings
Yojizzbo
The Assketball Diaries
Through an Ass Darkly
The Good, The Bad, And The 8” Uncut
Yall could have a whole new career naming gay porn. I have never seen such talent.
Allah’s is my favorite tho, just because of the thought of Johnny Depp’s butt.
Midnight Plowboy
keyword….”BALL!”
F.I.S.T.-ing
Some Like it Hot, and RIGHT in the Ass!
Keyword, “church.” Oops.
A Clockwork Pink
Shouldn’t that be “A Clockwork Brown,” Daniel?
It’s a Wonderful Life, as Long as Some Hunky Man-Stud is Fucking Me RIGHT in the Ass!
Keyword, “doing.” You can’t make this stuff up.
That’s the European version.
Taking It In the Rear Window
Dial F for Felching
Keyword, “ready”
Journey To The Center Of The Buttocks
Back to the Felcher
That Thing You Do in My Ass
Felch, starring Chevy Chase as Jeff Gannon.
“You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll throw up all over your lap!
I Heart Cock
The Right Stuff All Over My Face
Swallow Hal
The Man Who Blew Too Much
Sex, Guys, and Videotape
Reamer vs. Reamer
Please, somebody stop me.
The Purple Star of Cairo
Deliverance II: Back For More
I think we both need to step away from our computers. Or at least check out another thread.
Gannon Balls, Runs
I decided not to contribute to this thread. ‘Cause its gay.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Private Bendaman
The Pudsucker Proxy
(Spam word: “six”—I thought he must have been exaggerating!)
Polyp Friction
Buttsex and the Single Boy
Orifice Space
Reamo Williams: The Adventure Begins
Biting the Pillow Book
Boning John Malkovich
Ass Ranger in a Strange Land
Gayfellas
“How to Suck Seed in Business without Drilling Ryan”
“Pudsucker Proxy?” Best O’ Thread.
Easy (Pole) Rider
Wild Dilberries
Pole Smokey and the Ass Bandit
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Getting it up the Dumper
As a side note, any lefties who claim we’re ‘protecting’ Gannon should be pointed to this thread. The only protection possible here would be a size large trojan-enz with reservoir tip.
Every time I go back to this thread, I start laughing uncontrollably and spit my “soda” through my nose.
And HEY, c’mon Webb.
The Man Who Blew Too Much?
That Thing You Do In My Ass?
“DIAL F FOR FELCHING??!!
How about a little love? Abd you know what kind of love I’m talking about, don’t you?
You stud-muffin, you.
The American President and the Gay Reporter
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112346/
Adds something extra when you think about what “The American President” was about.
Spam word: trade
Night of the Giving Head
Quest for Fire Island