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“As ye sow, so shall ye reap.”
It’s amazing that they were able to fit North Korea’s entire 2005 crop into one picture without using the panorama feature.
Oh, Glorious Leader! Another hole-in-one!
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Turing word: distance.
As in “gazing longingly off into the …”?
There are no hobbitizes left because all the North Korean peasants ate them.
After the bark ran out, of course.
Kim: You know if I don’t see any Hobbits, you are all going to be the main course at a Special Political dinner for the poor.
“The men in line grew restless and began clutching their groins and leaning from side to side as their Dear Leader wrestled with his fear of peeing in front of other guys.”
“Are you sure Jeff Gannon will be sunbathing nude over there? Right over there? ‘Cause I don’t see no Jeff Gannon sunbathing nude over there. Heads will roll if I don’t start to see—oh wait, there he is. … That ain’t no eight inches. Heads are gonna roll anyway.”
Second General Dude from the left:(whispering in Korean to the guy next to him)”You did tell them to be hear in hobbit costumes at noon right? Right? Please tell me you said noon. Because you realize how many testacles we’ll have left if no hobbits show up, right? None- that’s how many. We’re fucking toast man. Toast.”
HA! I swear to god- turing word= complete.
KIM: “You know, all this wheat sticking straight out of the ground reminds me of something…I don’t know what…”
FIFTH GUY FROM RIGHT: “Oooh, oooh, pick me!”
KIM: “That’s right! Boys, grab that guy, and plant him! Then, we’ll cut down all the wheat, grind up some flour, and make ourselves a suck-up pie!”
third guy from the left, rolling a joint
guy at the back, “shit, if he finds out I raided the crop he’g gonna kill me, man”
Must have gotten his 411 from Brit Hume, ‘cause, you know, he lies.
Dear Beloved Leader they are doing Hindu Squats.
Kim: Gentlemen! There must be something evil that we can do with this wheat!
“South Korea, eh? And you say its always been there?”
Dictator-for-life Kim jong il sneaks out into a wheat field for a moment of reflection and solitude in the early morn, unaware that he has a half mile string of sycophants and yes-men hanging out his ass.
“Why, you guys are right, it does look like a giant phallus. And I specifically asked for Nodong missiles.”*
“You know, I betcha if we patched up some of the holes, put in some decent speakers, and maybe aired out the cat-pee smell a little bit, that VW would be a chick magnet. And then we could cruise into Seoul, which I’ve heard is just hopping. Are you writing this down, Han?”
“South Korea, eh? And you say its always been there?â€Â
Where the heck were you when this was a caption contest photo at Outside the Beltway?
If the blogger formerly known as SenatorPundit were around, I’ll be he could do a song parody caption, with the words to “When a Body Meets a Body Coming Through The Rye.”
Anti-spam word: “various”, just like the captions! Jeez, Jeff; how do get that turing thing to do that?
As a pot-bellied megalomanicacle dictator, Kim Jong Il is outstanding in his field.
Megalomanicacle?
Furthermore, can you have “Dusty” go through the same animated GIF gyrations as the “Beware the Dangers of Weight Training” guy goes through?
Fair and Balanced and all . . .
CC – MegalomaniacAL.
ExxxXCCUUUUUSSsseeMEEeee!!
Whassamatter? They’re just having a field day!?
Later:
Kim: Well, if I can’t have brave little hobbits, I’ll have to seek out something from my other favorite movie.
General: The Death Star?
Kim: No, I shall create an Army of Extraordinary Magnitude!
General (whispering to other general): Shit! I wanted the Catholic High School Girls in Trouble.
Megalomanicacle?
Also known as <evil, maniacal cackle>.
America, fuck yeah!
Perhaps Dear Leader could create an Army of Extraordinary Magnitude from Rodents of Unusual Size, if they’ hadn’t all been eaten–in the “hell†(spamword) that is North Korea.