I’m too drunk right now to read those choices and shit, but if one of ‘em is titties, I vote for that one. Cuz there’s nothing better than titties. Yeah, titties.
just in case you’re wonerin, my spambuster word was titties. Can’t make this stuff up.
I’m with Allah and Jeff about Jane Skinner…Shepard Smith’s a good looking man too…Not that I’m gay…Neither is Shep as far as I know…Not that there’d be anything wrong with that if we were…Unless it was HYPOCRISY somehow…But I’m not a Republican…Neither is Shep as far as I know…Not that there’d be anything wrong with that if we were…Bah. Nevermind, sorry everyone. I need to get caught up on all this mancock journalism stuff.
1) You are right, if this is the best (or worse) the left can come up with, then the whole BUSH IS RIGHT thing must be true and
2) Laurie Dhue, yes, but for my money, Juliet Huddy is dop dead hot and looks like a party girl… No seriously, for my money… How much… Just tell me, Juliet and it’s yours!
C) Liberals are poopy-heads… That’s right, I said it… POOPY!!!!
Any poll where the drop dead gorgeous Heather Nauert is ranked lower that Carol “Carl” Costello of CNN is dangerously screwed by gaybobs of the non-Gannon persuasion, liberal pukes, or both.
Jane is nice, but a tag team from Kiran Chetry and Juliet Huddy, now that would get my attention. My wife does like Shep, so we could be on to something. Of course I categorically deny that I’m this guy.
Perhaps Dear Leader could create an Army of Extraordinary Magnitude from Rodents of Unusual Size, if they’ hadn’t all been eaten–in the “hell” (spamword) that is North Korea.
Let’s face it, just about any fox babe will do. Don’t you guys agree that this is Kos and Ollie’s attempt to get retribution for Danny-boy and Eason Jordan?
At the risk of personal derision: Rita Cosby! Although I’ve been meaning to send her a note to STOP the weight loss thing, already! Zaftig, or even well-rounded <ahem>, women in media are all too rare…
But…Laurie Dhue is the lady! Her way comes on just great! And her lips are wonderful. I don’t know if you have realized she also has a tender side… Mmmmmmm…
I wanted to choose the third option but, y’know, Jane Skinner.
Amen, brother.
This thing with The Left vs Hume really takes nitpicking to a new level.
The Iraq war must really be going well if this is the shit the Left is fretting about now.
I’m too drunk right now to read those choices and shit, but if one of ‘em is titties, I vote for that one. Cuz there’s nothing better than titties. Yeah, titties.
just in case you’re wonerin, my spambuster word was titties. Can’t make this stuff up.
Bill’s piece that you linked above was hilarious.
He could have improved its verisimilatude by dialing down the coherence a bit.
I’m with Allah and Jeff about Jane Skinner…Shepard Smith’s a good looking man too…Not that I’m gay…Neither is Shep as far as I know…Not that there’d be anything wrong with that if we were…Unless it was HYPOCRISY somehow…But I’m not a Republican…Neither is Shep as far as I know…Not that there’d be anything wrong with that if we were…Bah. Nevermind, sorry everyone. I need to get caught up on all this mancock journalism stuff.
Jane Skinner’s awright, but I’m more of a Dari Alexander man, myself.
Mmmmmmm…Dari…
If Brit Hume gets fired, is it possible to replace him with the Dusty girl?
I mean, Brit’s my homie and all, but you gotta have contingencies.
Turing word: “reaction” which seems apropos for a comment, I guess.
Hey, come on, Laurie Dhue? That mouth….mmmmm
I mean, not that I’m picturing it doing anything. You know. Like kissing.
Yes you are. I am too.
Laurie Dhue, no contest. All the way.
(And my anti-spam word is “true”!)
I have to admit that Keiran Chetry does it for me…
I’m kinda a Christi Paul guy right now, but looks like Page Hopkins is on top, followed by Dhue.
http://www.reportervote.com/
Truman said it. I don’t give ‘em hell, I just tell the truth and they think it’s hell.
Quoting leftoids is considered lying if the quote is no longer politically correct.
Two points:
1) You are right, if this is the best (or worse) the left can come up with, then the whole BUSH IS RIGHT thing must be true and
2) Laurie Dhue, yes, but for my money, Juliet Huddy is dop dead hot and looks like a party girl… No seriously, for my money… How much… Just tell me, Juliet and it’s yours!
C) Liberals are poopy-heads… That’s right, I said it… POOPY!!!!
O’Willis is just their “House Negro Parrot”
Pay no attention to him.
… looks like Page Hopkins is on top…
In my dreams. In my dreams.
Any poll where the drop dead gorgeous Heather Nauert is ranked lower that Carol “Carl” Costello of CNN is dangerously screwed by gaybobs of the non-Gannon persuasion, liberal pukes, or both.
http://www.reportervote.com/voteone.php?id=104
BUMP HEATHER NAUERT!!!!!!
spamblocker- “court” as in where Heather Nauert got that silly little restraining order. Pffft, a piece of paper can never overcome true love . . .
Jane is nice, but a tag team from Kiran Chetry and Juliet Huddy, now that would get my attention. My wife does like Shep, so we could be on to something. Of course I categorically deny that I’m this guy.
Why doesn’t anyone ever mention how hot Rebecca Gomez is? Oh right, RACISTS!
Linda Vester and Patti Anne Brown for my money. Speaking of money, Maria Bartiromo….mmmmmmm.
Prediction: Willis will call you an ‘idiot’ and complain about you calling him fat.
Of course that’s kind of like predicting the sun will rise in the east.
And Jane Skinner is hot. So is Laurie Dhue.
Alisyn Camerota is also smokin.
Perhaps Dear Leader could create an Army of Extraordinary Magnitude from Rodents of Unusual Size, if they’ hadn’t all been eaten–in the “hell” (spamword) that is North Korea.
Yikes how did that get there? It belongs in the other thread
When is Fox going to come out with a Fox’s Foxes Calendar? I’ll buy an advanced copy.
Helllooo!? Must be boys night out!
Shep’s okay, but on some Mondays, he looks like he’s had a rough weekend. Two words: Greg Kelly
Let’s face it, just about any fox babe will do. Don’t you guys agree that this is Kos and Ollie’s attempt to get retribution for Danny-boy and Eason Jordan?
You said it Juliette. And Shep’s eyes are too widely spaced for my taste.
FYI, those of the male persuasion: rumor has it that the lovely Ms. Dhue is about 6’1”, so many of you are in for a climb.
And is it my imagination or are the men who populate Fox and Friends–both during the week and on weekends–blithering idiots?
SHEPARD SMITH IS MY MASTER!
And you couldn’t link a picture of Shepard, could you? THAT would have been nice for a change. Give one for the girls….
Seriously Sparkle, who wants to look at Shep when you can look at this?
What a man!
Whatever happened to Jeniffer Eccleston? I miss her.
But definitely Heather Nauert. She looks so pure and innocent.
I’d like to change all that.*
(*stolen almost shamelessly from Cheers).
At the risk of personal derision: Rita Cosby! Although I’ve been meaning to send her a note to STOP the weight loss thing, already! Zaftig, or even well-rounded <ahem>, women in media are all too rare…
Oh yeah, Maria Bartiromo lights me up, too!
Juliette,
Laurie Dhue is 6’1”? I’m 6’2”! Sounds good to me!
And my spam word is “doing”.
But…Laurie Dhue is the lady! Her way comes on just great! And her lips are wonderful. I don’t know if you have realized she also has a tender side… Mmmmmmm…
I WANT TO DO LAURI DHUE.