Talk Left blogged the pursuit and eventual capture of Brent Brents, the recently-released sex offender thought responsible for at least five sexual assaults in the Denver area over the last week.
Talk Left is also out of coffee. Which is a shame, because it never should have come to that.
AS A CITIZEN JOURNALIST YOU CANNOT LIVE IN FEAR, JERALYN!
Coffee? What good is coffee WITHOUT PIE!?
What good is pie WITHOUT COFFEE!?
Perhaps she should pop over to Ward Churchills for some Indian Coffee and Pie.
Don’t get on my bad side today, I haven’t had my coffee yet.
Perhaps one of those helicopters could airlift some in. Kona. And hell, you’ve had trauma. Ask for PIE, too, CITIZEN JOURNALIST.