In an unrelated story, sources close to this CITIZEN JOURNALIST report the Al Gore is still not president.
Developing…
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update: save TRUTH! Dig up pictures of Brit Hume WAVING HIS CONSERVA-BEEF at Fox News contributor Mara Liasson!
In an unrelated story, sources close to this CITIZEN JOURNALIST report the Al Gore is still not president.
Developing…
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update: save TRUTH! Dig up pictures of Brit Hume WAVING HIS CONSERVA-BEEF at Fox News contributor Mara Liasson!
Sources has an “r.” DUH.
I’m going to have to start reading blogs that can SPELL.
Jesus.
I’m gonna have to start reading blogs that ban spelling flamers who post comments three times in a row.
hehe, its probably the flu.
Correcting the tomato sauce. Tsk tsk.
Dude – when are you going to post the conversation between Hume’s CONSERVA-BEEF and Gannon’s GAY HOMOSEXUAL COCK OF GAYNESS?
I would think that the left would be more motivated to cover this scandal if the CONSERVA-BEEF were being waved at Syndicated Columnist Charles Krauthammer because then there would be: oh, the HYPOCRISY. Because Brit Hume is, well he’s not really known for having an opinions regarding homosexuality one way or the other, but still, he works for FauxNews, so there must be HYPOCRISY because he’s a HYPOCRITE.
(Have I accurately captured the left-side talking points?)
A-hem. It’s Jeff Gannon’s GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY ESCORT COCK OF HYPOCOCKACY.
PAVEL:
In the future, please use the correct terminology for Gannon’s EIGHT-INCH GAY COCK OF QUEERNESS. Thank you.
Well …. in a moment of Deep Contemplation I wondered what would happen if I did a search on ‘Oliver Willis’ in the Google Groups tab.
:0!!!
The Horror …
The Horror.
I need to go shower …
maybe poke myself in the eyeballs.
I stand corrected:
It is officially Gannon’s EIGHT-INCH GAY HOMOSEXUAL HYPOCRITE COCK OF GAY ESCORT QUEERNESS THAT DRIVES CONGRESSWOMAN LOUISE SLAUGHTER WILD.
This just in: Matt Drudge thinks the hysterical headlines at Protein Wisdom are just SO over the top. Which, that last word is actually my anti-spam word for this comment. MORE PROOF THAT JEFF GOLDSTEIN IS AN UNLICENSED PSYCHIC!
Developing…
McGehee, that would be “psychotic.”…
Turing word: “British.”
I can see it. Everybody knows the British are mostly gay.
Heh. I like the new Oliver sign on the sidebar. I disagree though; if Oliver were to quit, where would we get his brand of subtle yet incisive political commentary? Such as this little nugget from a post on CPAC:
[emphasis added]
Literally working on plans to destroy whats good about America? This better not involve TRUTH or GAY PORN is all I can say.
see … If Oliver had only had the peer support necessary to form that Janine Lindemueller Pic exchange group on Usenet back in ‘93 (per Google Group search) … things might have turned out differently.
For Oliver, that is.
It was a meeting of the almost uniformly Caucasian elite conservative movement
In contrast to the uniformly Caucasian elite of the Democrats, of course.
Racist good-destroyers.
Cheney: Gentlemen! [raises glass] To evil!
“To wives and lovers. May they never meet.”
Other Caucasians: To Evil! Indeed! Mwahaha! MWAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHA! *Caucasians stand; salute one another* Huzzah! for evil!
That one rather inebriated Caucasian in the back: And! for Caucasiansh!
The roomful of Caucasians: Huzzah! Huzzah indeed!
That one guy: And for EIGHT INCH GAY COCKSH!
Roomful:
OW:
Roomful:
OW: Hypocrites!
(Sorry, Jeff. Couldn’t resist.)
Cheney: Dr. Nefarious–how goes the work on the time machine?
Dr. Nefarious: The project continues apace, my Dark Master.
Cheney: Excellent! Soon, we will be able to send BRIT HUME back in time to assasinate FDR before he can propose Social Security! MWUHAHAHAHAHA!
Cheney: …thank you, Ann Coulter, for your status report on Operation Puppy Kill. Next, Jeff Gannon will entertain us with his patented brand of softball questions and erotic dancing! Mwa ha ha… My heart is a blackhole of hypocrisy!
Derbyshire: Sowell! My glass is half empty, here, what are you waiting for?*
Sowell: *underneath breath* your glass is always half empty.*
Krauthammer: I heard that! And get me a fetus smoothy while your up!*
KJL: Hay-sus man, you haven’t even finished your first yet.
Krauthammer: *slap* did I give you permission to talk, wench! Go sit in the Corner; I require fifty blog posts for your insubordination!
insert after cheney’s remark
Brownback: My special spot is tingling. Why is my special spot tingling?
Giuliani: Oh jeez man, you said that when you saw we had multi-colored tablecloths. Just buy some looser jeans or something, I don’t know. I’m just saying I couldn’t get those things off with a pair of bolt-cutters. And don’t think I haven’t given it considerable thought.
Cheney: Dammit, Condi! What’s the deal with that voting thing in Iraq? We’re there for oil! Oil! For our puppy-killing machines! And to assure global warming! MWAHAHAHA!
Rice: *weeping uncontrollably* Ah’s sorry, suh! Ah doesn’t know nuthin’ ‘bout birthin’ democracies!
Cheney: Now, gentlemen, leave us adjourn to the smoking parlour, where each of you will have the opportunity to light your fine cigars with a Democrat’s ballot, purloined from an Ohio precinct!
(Turing word=business)
“It is officially Gannon’s EIGHT-INCH GAY HOMOSEXUAL HYPOCRITE COCK OF GAY ESCORT QUEERNESS THAT DRIVES CONGRESSWOMAN LOUISE SLAUGHTER WILD.”
Ok, wait a minute…how do you know it’s eight inches?
Well…duh Craig…he measured.
And that’s eight inches CUT. That’s important. Don’t leave that out. As it were.
Of course it’s Jeff Gannon’s EIGHT-INCH GAY HOMOSEXUAL HYPOCRITE COCK OF GAY ESCORT QUEERNESS. That’s why Congresswoman Louise Slaughter is so upset. She and her staff thought it was going to be a NINE-INCH GAY HOMOSEXUAL HYPOCRITE COCK OF GAY ESCORT QUEERNESS. When it turned out to be a mere eight (cut, of course), well, the poor Congresswoman had no choice but to demand a Congressional investigation.
The mind boggles at the thought of who would volunteer to serve on that committee.
Uh, Barney Frank leaps immediately to mind.
The mental image of Barney Frank leaping, is just…
WWWRRROOONNNGGG!!!