Off in a few minutes to meet up with Kate of small dead animals, who is visiting Colorado from one of those Canuck villages where people spend the time between hockey fights shooing away moose and drinking super strong Molson from a mug made out of snow and twigs.
If you’re in the Denver environs and wish to stop by, we’ll be at Heavenly Daze, 208 S. Kalamath.
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update: Ended up at Pub on Pearl after we discovered that Heavenly Daze had been taken over by Fubu and turned into a sweatshop. Lots of little Asian kids sewing. Very disconcerting.
Anyway, the evening went fine until Zombyboy showed up and we did shots. After that I don’t remember a damn thing, including how I got home—and my wife tells me I couldn’t figure out how to work my keys either, so I wound up throwing pebbles at the window.
I feel lousy.
Be polite to her. Don’t fondle her nipples without at least saying, “Don’t have a hissy fit, okay?”
Damn. I was just thinking how much fun it would be to visit Denver for a few days. Izzat somewhere around Larimer Square? (Yes, it’s been a while…)
Geez. Any chance for more than a few minutes notice next time?
Turing=during.
Damn, McGehee, you are suaveness personified.
Be right there. What time does the airport close? Nice, Kevin.
And maybe next time choose a bar that’s open.
Heavenly Daze is closed, dork?
Was when I was there around 8pm. Which is also more than a few minutes past the 6:31 timestamp.
If Kate wants to get away from hockey, she’s come to the right country.
Just tonight or permanently? I can’t imagine why they’d be closed on a Saturday night unless they went out of business.
Not that I’d be brokenhearted. I’m not a fan of Heavenly Daze.
GodDAMN my ears hurt. Oddly enough, the album is called, “If You Want Blood…”…what? huh?
Wanna tell you a story
‘Bout a woman I know
When it comes to lovin’
Oh, she steals the show
She ain’t exactly pretty
She ain’t exaclty small
42-39-56
You could say she’s got it ALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!
Never had a woman, never had a woman like you
Doin’ all the things, doin’ all the things you do
Ain’t no fairy story
Ain’t no skin-and-bones
But you give all you got, weighin’ in at nineteen stone
You’re a whole lotta woman
A whole lotta woman
I gotta whole lotta Rosie
A whole lotta Rosie
A whole lotta Rosie
I gotta whole lotta woman, yeah-yeah-yeah
Honey, you can do, do it to me all night long
Only one can turn, only one can turn me on
All through the night-time
Right around the clock
To my suprise, Rosie never stops
You’re a whole lotta woman
A whole lotta woman
I gotta whole lotta Rosie
A whole lotta Rosie
A whole lotta Rosie
I gotta whole lotta woman, yeah-yeah-yeah
Will somebody answer the phone?
What?
Yea, sorry dork, we ended up at the Pub on Pearl when we realized Heavenly Daze was dark. Blame Canada!
Damn, McGehee, you are suaveness personified.
I resent that. It’s just that those Canadians make a dang-near religion out of being polite, so I figgered us ‘Murcans should make an effort. Meet ‘em halfway. Thassall.
“those Canadians make a dang-near religion out of being polite”
I resent that. I’ll have you remember we did kick ass in 1812!
It’s a shame that Kate had to see how bars are closing due to the CLIMATE OF FEAR CREATED BY THE BUSHITLER REGIME!
Heh. Yea, I think Rove ordered a bar closed in every city in a fit of pique over losing the mighty Jeff Gannon as an ally.
Turing word: men. As in, Jeff Gannon likes MEN. Can’t you see the HYPOCRISY?
So was the Fubu sweatshop opened just for the All Star game, or were all the SUVs with spinny rims circling the block just coincidental?
So, uh, hey, who wants shots?
I’ll have you remember we did kick ass in 1812!
But you were so damn polite about it we never were able to hold it against you.
Pierre Trudeau and Jean Chretien, however…
(And we’re starting to get a little disgruntled over William Shatner, too…)
Alanis Morrissette was an act of war.
Keanu Reeves was an act of stupidity.
But we did give you Peter Jennings
!
yeah. Thanks for that. And Howie Mandel. Let’s hear it for Howie.
spamword: hear
I am one with the spamword. Ohm.
Could you tell me more about these sweat shops? I’m doing a project for school and I could realy use the information.